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TacoBell

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The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« on: April 29, 2011, 08:30:05 AM »
Youre 15 minutes from your office (moms house or shit hole apartment if applicable) when you realize that the morning coffee has kicked in and you need to take your morning dump.  The closer you get the more you need to go, cramps start kicking in, ass sweats... You're two minutes away and you're not sure you'll make it.  

You pull into the garage, run to the elevator, you're practically dancing.  Door opens you run down the hall open your office door, stiff arm your secretary (who you're secretly banging on mon and weds after work, tues and thurs she takes 'classes' at a local college, which you're paying for) run back to your office, slam the door shut, go into your bathroom and drop your pants. You just made it.  You pick up 6years ago's July issue of flex magazine (bodybuilding related) and tear out a muscle tech ad because the stupid janitor forgot to reload the toilet paper.

The question is, what if your ride had been five minutes longer?  Would you have shit yourself in the car or even the elevator?  Does proximity to the bathroom signal to the body how close it is to releasing?

Discuss..
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jaejonna

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Re: The proximity factor
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 08:31:15 AM »
No glutes, no answer.
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Re: The proximity factor
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 08:33:49 AM »
Quote from: jaejonna on April 29, 2011, 08:31:15 AM
No glutes, no answer.

Are you saying that depending on level of striation, effects ones ability to clench, making it a determining factor?
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Re: The proximity factor
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 08:36:22 AM »
 People can hold shit in for a long time. You'd have to wait a long time before you actually shit yourself.

 Pissing your pants is a lot easier to do.
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 08:01:39 PM »
the best part of this is the bit about the muscletech ad. f those terrorists!
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Re: The proximity factor
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 08:22:35 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on April 29, 2011, 08:36:22 AM
People can hold shit in for a long time. You'd have to wait a long time before you actually shit yourself.

 Pissing your pants is a lot easier to do.

Agree, I've nearly pissed myself before the pain from holding it gets unbearable. 
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 08:28:01 PM »
Get up earlier and do your business at home.
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Re: The proximity factor
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 08:52:05 PM »
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WillGrant

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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2011, 01:06:52 AM »
I like to po0p
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TacoBell

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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2011, 07:23:15 AM »
Quote from: YngiweRhoads on April 29, 2011, 08:28:01 PM
Get up earlier and do your business at home.

Great answer to a question not asked, youngweenielover!
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Re: The proximity factor
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2011, 07:25:30 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on April 29, 2011, 08:22:35 PM
Agree, I've nearly pissed myself before the pain from holding it gets unbearable. 
I just keep a cup in my car for emergencies.
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TacoBell

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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2011, 07:32:23 AM »
what a coincidence, I keep your mom in the trunk  ;D
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2011, 07:45:26 AM »
Quote from: TacoBell on April 30, 2011, 07:32:23 AM
what a coincidence, I keep your mom in the trunk  ;D
Damn can she breathe back there I'm worried ? ;D
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2011, 07:50:51 AM »
might as well go all out and shit yourself, grab the log with your bare hands and smear little cartoons onto the windows of your home/office
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2011, 07:55:53 AM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on April 30, 2011, 07:50:51 AM
might as well go all out and shit yourself, grab the log with your bare hands and smear little cartoons onto the windows of your home/office
Im down for this option  :D and has anyone ever pissed in a lady's gaping asshole ?

Discuss
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2011, 07:57:57 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 30, 2011, 07:45:26 AM
Damn can she breathe back there I'm worried ? ;D

Most likely






If it wasn't for the plastic bag
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2011, 08:02:16 AM »
tear your underwear in pieces and use it for TP.  Then go commando all day.
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2011, 08:06:03 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on April 30, 2011, 08:02:16 AM
tear your underwear in pieces and use it for TP.  Then go commando all day.
And socks to - just turn them inside out and put back on
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2011, 08:21:30 AM »
When I need a shit that bad the second I pull down my boxers I feel like I will shit myself. Yet I could probaly last much longer if needed to.
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2011, 08:25:59 AM »
I dunno, but I can relate.


I always manage to find a place, but I've pushed it to the limit before... reminds of "prairie-doggin"-- and those cramps don't help either.


I always imagine that one of these times, someone real important is going to need to have a conversation  and wouldnt understand that there is nothing at this time, that is more important than blowing ass.
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2011, 08:41:46 AM »
I nearly shit myself in school once.

I was about 15 and the toilets in our school were disgusting, no seats, covered in shit, random logs etc so I ran about for an hr sweating trying to find one. The two clean toilets had no toilet roll. Eventually used the kitchen staffs toilets. Though from then on I always brough toilet roll.

Though the second I got to the toilet the relief I felt was unreal.
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2011, 08:53:13 AM »
Quote from: Ursus on April 30, 2011, 08:41:46 AM
I nearly shit myself in school once.

I was about 15 and the toilets in our school were disgusting, no seats, covered in shit, random logs etc so I ran about for an hr sweating trying to find one. The two clean toilets had no toilet roll. Eventually used the kitchen staffs toilets. Though from then on I always brough toilet roll.

Though the second I got to the toilet the relief I felt was unreal.
The poor man's orgasm.
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2011, 09:58:53 AM »
I shit my pants in a Barnes and Knoble about 7 years ago, in Long Island, NY. Tossed my destroyed underwear in the toilet and peaced out. Called my (then) wife to brag about it.
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2011, 10:16:01 AM »
 :-X
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Re: The proximity factor to a bathroom?
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2011, 10:34:20 AM »
Mind of matter. You have to talk yourself off the cliff
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