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Caption this
« on: April 29, 2011, 02:00:32 PM »
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Re: Caption this
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 02:08:33 PM »
Your a fuckin' weirdo, man ! Straight up !

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Re: Caption this
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 02:09:28 PM »
Is that sushi?

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Re: Caption this
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 02:11:16 PM »

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Re: Caption this
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 02:19:12 PM »


I WAS MAKING OUT WITH A CO-WORKER AND THINGS PROGRESSED SO I GOT HER NAKED AND I WAS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT BY WHAT I SAW. I AM USE TO GIRLS HAVING NICE SMOOTH VAGINAS THAT LOOK LIKE A NICE PEACH OR A CAMEL TOE.....BUT THIS GIRL HAD THESE HUGE FLAPS OF SKIN FOR LABIA. IT LITTERALLY LOOKED LIKE 2 PIECES OF ROAST BEEF HANGING OUT OF HER VAGINA...LIKE 2 GIANT BAT WINGS...I WAS TOTALLY GROSSED OUT. I AM ABOVE AVERAGE IN PENIS SIZE ABOUT 8 AND A HALF INCHS AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM MAKING A GIRL CUM BUT THIS GIRL I LITTERALLY HAD SEX WITH HER FOR 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND SHE COULD NOT CUM. SHE FLIPPED OVER AND HAD TO LITTERALLY PULL HER LABIA "WINGS UP AND SPREAD THEM APART I GUESS TO FIND HER cl*t. I WAS SO GROSSED OUT I JUST HAD TO STOP. NOW I AM A HORNY GUY AND I LOVE TO MAKE A GIRL CUM BUT I JUST LAID THERE WHILE SHE SAT BACK ON THE BED AND HELD HER ROAST BEEF LOOKING VAGINA LIPS OPEN TO GET TO HER cl*t AND SHE MASTERBATED FOR ATLEAST 20-25 MINUTES BEFORE SHE COULD MAKE HERSELF CUM. I HAVE JUST NEVER EVER SEEN A GIRL WITH THAT KIND OF LABIA THAT REALLY LOOKED LIKE TO DELI CUT PIECES OF ROAST BEEF. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER? I HAVE PROBABLY HAD SEX WITH ATLEAST 30 DIFFERENT GIRLS IN MY LIFE AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF THEY HAVE EVER RUN INTO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THESE THINGS LITTERALLY HAD TO BE 3 INCHS LONG AND THEY JUST HUNG DOWN LIKE BAT WINGS. NEEDLESS TO SAY I NEVER TALKED TO HER AGAIN IT WAS SO GROSS.
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Re: Caption this
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 03:02:04 PM »
Why would you need 5 center caps for a Nissan?

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Re: Caption this
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 03:14:25 PM »
30 and that was the first? It's somewhat normal I'd say, not knowing how extreme that was.

 

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Re: Caption this
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 03:21:57 PM »


looks something like the Japs would do

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Re: Caption this
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 09:31:55 PM »


looks something like the Japs would do


and then dissect it to pieces...

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Re: Caption this
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2011, 10:47:28 AM »
i banged this anorexic chick once and she had wicked beef curtains. i assumed it was becasue she had no fat on and around the vajewna area.

did chest today, felt good (bodybuilding related)

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Re: Caption this
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2011, 11:51:44 AM »