Is it ultimately impossible to precisely interpret a chick's behaviour?

[Deicide]

So I know this chick on my course, gorgeous Chinese girl with insanely large breasts (a rarity) who I have hung out with a few times privately and with friends. I could never interpret her behaviour well enough; today (we all have massive projects due) I am in the computer laboratory and she just randomly comes up to me playing around with her hair asking me questions about the project that seemed really inane and pointless...wondering how to best interpret that or just not to even bother thinking about it at all.

Interpretation?

[JimmyJam1974]

Show her your cawk... her reaction will answer your questions

[Deicide]

Show her your cawk... her reaction will answer your questions

I don't think she is that kind of girl.

[Mr. Magoo]

So I know this chick on my course, gorgeous Chinese girl with insanely large breasts (a rarity) who I have hung out with a few times privately and with friends. I could never interpret her behaviour well enough; today (we all have massive projects due) I am in the computer laboratory and she just randomly comes up to me playing around with her hair asking me questions about the project that seemed really inane and pointless...wondering how to best interpret that or just not to even bother thinking about it at all.

Interpretation?

Translation: So there is this small titty asian girl with glasses that's in my group in class, and I'd really like to get to know her better but I have no self confidence and am really nervous about approaching women. So today in the computer lab, I got my nerves up to go talk to her but all I could think to talk about were some basic points about the project that any idiot could have figured out. She gave me an odd look and I'm afraid I ruined my chances of ever talking to her. Please help me getbig, I don't know what to do.

[Largerthanlife]

So I know this chick on my course, gorgeous Chinese girl with insanely large breasts (a rarity) who I have hung out with a few times privately and with friends. I could never interpret her behaviour well enough; today (we all have massive projects due) I am in the computer laboratory and she just randomly comes up to me playing around with her hair asking me questions about the project that seemed really inane and pointless...wondering how to best interpret that or just not to even bother thinking about it at all.

Interpretation?

she doesn't seem to take guys seriously it seems, since she is talking so wildly and about nothing.  She is just wasting your time with her bable.

[Deicide]

Translation: So there is this small titty asian girl with glasses that's in my group in class, and I'd really like to get to know her better but I have no self confidence and am really nervous about approaching women. So today in the computer lab, I got my nerves up to go talk to her but all I could think to talk about were some basic points about the project that any idiot could have figured out. She gave me an odd look and I'm afraid I ruined my chances of ever talking to her. Please help me getbig, I don't know what to do.

Uh, no, she really does have big tits for a Chinese chick...

[Papper]

Interpretation: So there is this small titty asian girl with glasses that's in my group in class, and I'd really like to get to know her better but I have no self confidence and am really nervous about approaching women. So today in the computer lab, I got my nerves up to go talk to her but all I could think to talk about were some basic points about the project that any idiot could have figured out. She gave me an odd look and I'm afraid I ruined my chances of ever talking to her. Please help me getbig, I don't know what to do.

 

[Ursus]

I am a spa when it comes to things like this.

Though a girl in my office start emailing me 40x day flirty emails etc silly stuff. Then when alone she started poking me and trying to play fight with me. Took me a few months to realise that she was genuinely flirting with me etc.

Nothing worse than reading into stuff that is not there and making a jackass out of yourself. I would rather sleep in than be called a rapist tbh

[Deicide]

I am a spa when it comes to things like this.

Though a girl in my office start emailing me 40x day flirty emails etc silly stuff. Then when alone she started poking me and trying to play fight with me. Took me a few months to realise that she was genuinely flirting with me etc.

Nothing worse than reading into stuff that is not there and making a jackass out of yourself. I would rather sleep in than be called a rapist tbh

I hear you. I mean, we have had dinner a few times, everything seemed cool, then she had no time for a while...weird, was totally friendly with me today though...

[Nails]

buy this chinese girl a hello kitty toy and she will blow you in class no matter who is looking ... They dont call them dirty asians for nothing

[The Grim Lifter]

I hear you. I mean, we have had dinner a few times, everything seemed cool, then she had no time for a while...weird, was totally friendly with me today though...

Played the field, realised she couldn't do better/everyone thought she was nuts, came back to you 

[Ursus]

She invited me to her house a few times. 2x I done nothing as I had a gf wanted to but didnt.

Though the last 3 times we fooled about etc it was fun. However she text me saying that she was a bit weird and didn't want to get too heavily involved but did not mind meeting up to fool around (no dick in vag as I think she is not that slutty at all. I had to initiate stuff but once I did she was WELL into it). I took the last bit as positive. Since then met up with her once just on Thursday there. Then she was back home from Friday till today. We get on great together but I am not going to read anything more into it than just a bit of fun. Not text each other in 2 days but will see her tomorrow in work. Girl in work who knows says she has never had a bf in the 2 years she has known her and this is closest. Weird but don't want to overreact as she is NOT my gf and she can do what she wants etc.

Weird because in work all she does is text me and email me despite not sitting more than 5 yards away, I obviously reply too also. I am shit at stuff like this.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

She invited me to her house a few times. 2x I done nothing as I had a gf wanted to but didnt.

Though the last 3 times we fooled about etc it was fun. However she text me saying that she was a bit weird and didn't want to get too heavily involved but did not mind meeting up to fool around (no dick in vag as I think she is not that slutty at all. I had to initiate stuff but once I did she was WELL into it). I took the last bit as positive. Since then met up with her once just on Thursday there. Then she was back home from Friday till today. We get on great together but I am not going to read anything more into it than just a bit of fun. Not text each other in 2 days but will see her tomorrow in work. Girl in work who knows says she has never had a bf in the 2 years she has known her and this is closest. Weird but don't want to overreact as she is NOT my gf and she can do what she wants etc.

Weird because in work all she does is text me and email me despite not sitting more than 5 yards away, I obviously reply too also. I am shit at stuff like this.

Two observations: Irish Catholics have weird hang-ups and epic working in a cubicle.

[Deicide]

She invited me to her house a few times. 2x I done nothing as I had a gf wanted to but didnt.

Though the last 3 times we fooled about etc it was fun. However she text me saying that she was a bit weird and didn't want to get too heavily involved but did not mind meeting up to fool around (no dick in vag as I think she is not that slutty at all. I had to initiate stuff but once I did she was WELL into it). I took the last bit as positive. Since then met up with her once just on Thursday there. Then she was back home from Friday till today. We get on great together but I am not going to read anything more into it than just a bit of fun. Not text each other in 2 days but will see her tomorrow in work. Girl in work who knows says she has never had a bf in the 2 years she has known her and this is closest. Weird but don't want to overreact as she is NOT my gf and she can do what she wants etc.

Weird because in work all she does is text me and email me despite not sitting more than 5 yards away, I obviously reply too also. I am shit at stuff like this.

Sounds like a dead end to me Goudy to be honest. I like this Chinese chick because I think she is possible gf quality but if she were just a trick I wouldn't even bother talking her.

[Ursus]

haha she is actually.

No I dont work in an office but in an office enviroment, sometimes you dont want to chat openly so we email.

I agree deicide, she text me saying she may be normal once day but tbh I think she still must have feelings for an ex or someone else and is just wanting to fool around with me which is fine by me. Or she is waiting until she moves office or I do (both in next month).

I wont lose sleep over it but am actually getting the most attention in my life I ever have since I grew my hair!

[Firemuscle]

So I know this chick on my course, gorgeous Chinese girl with insanely large breasts (a rarity) who I have hung out with a few times privately and with friends. I could never interpret her behaviour well enough; today (we all have massive projects due) I am in the computer laboratory and she just randomly comes up to me playing around with her hair asking me questions about the project that seemed really inane and pointless...wondering how to best interpret that or just not to even bother thinking about it at all.

Interpretation?

 You are lame.

 You're sitting back analyzing it and logically deducing the situation.

 I would just say "Hey, wanna go grab a coffee sometime?" Nowadays when I even think that a woman is interested in me at all I will just got for it and 90% of the time it works if you read her right.

 Be a man of action. Although I know that in college they teach you to be the opposite usually.

[Largerthanlife]

haha she is actually.

No I dont work in an office but in an office enviroment, sometimes you dont want to chat openly so we email.

I agree deicide, she text me saying she may be normal once day but tbh I think she still must have feelings for an ex or someone else and is just wanting to fool around with me which is fine by me. Or she is waiting until she moves office or I do (both in next month).

I wont lose sleep over it but am actually getting the most attention in my life I ever have since I grew my hair!

shes just screwing around with you, like a toy.

[Parker]

Sounds like a dead end to me Goudy to be honest. I like this Chinese chick because I think she is possible gf quality but if she were just a trick I wouldn't even bother talking her.

No, want her because she has big tits for a Chinese chick. Nothing more, nothing less...

[tu_holmes]

shes just screwing around with you, like a toy.

This... You give her an ego a boost, but she will never fuck you.

Move on.

[PJim]

When she's talking to you in a mildly private area, drop a single bollock out of your zip and see if she notices.

[Ursus]

This... You give her an ego a boost, but she will never fuck you.

Move on.

Agreed, if she invites me over I will go but i wont be taking her to the cinema or shit like that.

I am not fussed that she used me for ego boost - I got something out of it too.

[Firemuscle]

 If Deicide had balls and was willing to bluntly ask her out, he's already be fucking her.

 Women like an aggressive man. And even if they turn you down, there's nothing lost. Just another experience to learn from next time and next time you'll be more bold.

 If you start acting shy and reserved, you get sucked into it and get more and more shy. Gotta just break out the shell.

[monstercalves]

When she's talking to you in a mildly private area, drop a single bollock out of your zip and see if she notices.

lol a single bollock........... lol   "drop"

[obtuse_waiter]

experiment: spend 0 cash yet expect lots of ass
repeat

enjoy the comedy

[Schmoff]

i fucked this before, good tits and nice personality