Author Topic: Have you ever looked at yourself in the miror thought, "God Damn, I'm handsome!" (Read 14860 times)

Wiggs · « **on:** May 02, 2011, 09:07:04 PM »

Probably not but for the us that have and know it to be indeed fact, you have ever thought about what it would be like to be ugly?

Like Johnnynames face ugly....Hey ugly guys what's that like?

G_Thang · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:15:14 PM »

Never bothered. My mother says self praise is scandalous. But I know something is there when nice looking women follow me around the isles in the grocer. Must be the Negro and Chili Genes.

Mobil · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:17:34 PM »

reminds me of a poster i once saw.. if any place had it i would buy it.. its of a ugly ratty looking kitten looking in the mirror and seeing this huge strong lion.. i wish i bought that poster.. thought it was hilarious..

TacoBell · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:18:07 PM »

Post a pic Wiggs!

Wiggs · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:19:49 PM »

I don't have much but my face is certainly an asset and I thank the Good lord for blessing me the only place I brag is on this board i really don't give a fuck in real life.

Wiggs · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:20:45 PM »

Quote from: Mobil on May 02, 2011, 09:17:34 PM

reminds me of a poster i once saw.. if any place had it i would buy it.. its of a ugly ratty looking kitten looking in the mirror and seeing this huge strong lion.. i wish i bought that poster.. thought it was hilarious..

My wife got that made into a t-shirt. It's really cute.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:21:30 PM »

I'm eternally grateful to my parents i turned out good looking....it makes life so much easier, no joke

TacoBell · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:22:38 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 02, 2011, 09:19:49 PM

I don't have much but my face is certainly an asset and I thank the Good lord for blessing me the only place I brag is on this board i really don't give a fuck in real life.

Wheres the pic??

G_Thang · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 02, 2011, 09:19:49 PM

I don't have much but my face is certainly an asset and I thank the Good lord for blessing me the only place I brag is on this board i really don't give a fuck in real life.

Wild guess, you are smoking something tonight while the rest of us are at work or in mom's basement.

Wiggs · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:23:53 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 02, 2011, 09:18:07 PM

Post a pic Wiggs!

one of my favorites...and I'm fat here...my motivation to look good was mostly for chicks but I really don't give a shit anymore.

Skeletor · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:25:26 PM »

Every day:

Movie star good looks.

Wiggs · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:25:40 PM »

Quote from: Groink on May 02, 2011, 09:21:30 PM

I'm eternally grateful to my parents i turned out good looking....it makes life so much easier, no joke

Indeed Groink, you are a dickhead but you are goodlooking,

TacoBell · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:27:02 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 02, 2011, 09:23:53 PM

one of my favorites...

Looking good wiggs! Did you get a nose job?

I can barely see the bone anymore

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:27:50 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 02, 2011, 09:25:40 PM

Indeed Groink, you are a dickhead but you are goodlooking,

Thanks you handsome bloated black penis puller

Wiggs · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:28:38 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 02, 2011, 09:27:02 PM

Looking good wiggs! Did you get a nose job?

I can barely see the bone anymore

lol...That's my white side....I got lucky and didn't get nig-nog-nose.

TacoBell · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:30:57 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 02, 2011, 09:28:38 PM

lol...That's my white side....I got lucky and didn't get nig-nog-nose.

Good lookin man for sure. no homo (though the black thing intrigues me)

Wiggs · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:33:07 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 02, 2011, 09:30:57 PM

Good lookin man for sure. no homo (though the black thing intrigues me)

What black thing?

el numero uno · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:33:31 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 02, 2011, 09:07:04 PM

Probably not but for the us that have and know it to be indeed fact, you have ever thought about what it would be like to be ugly? Like Johnnynames face ugly....Hey ugly guys what's that like?

Yeah both, sometimes I look cute

sometimes I look like shit

Wiggs · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:35:52 PM »

I'm 31 now and have a fair share of gray hair on my temples and spread sporadically.

God forgive me for being vain...I meant no harm....

BIG ACH · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2011, 10:50:21 PM »

God damn, do I! all the time baby!!! Even in elevator mirrors!!!

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2011, 10:51:59 PM »

Yes, just now did when i was in the bathroom...

Firemuscle · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2011, 11:49:02 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 02, 2011, 10:50:21 PM

God damn, do I! all the time baby!!! Even in elevator mirrors!!!

Dude you look fat and bloated there. That ain't pretty.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #22 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:15:43 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 02, 2011, 09:23:53 PM

one of my favorites...and I'm fat here...my motivation to look good was mostly for chicks but I really don't give a shit anymore.

A striking resemblance to Sidney Poitier.

obtuse_waiter · « **Reply #23 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:16:20 AM »

Quote from: G_Thang on May 02, 2011, 09:15:14 PM

Never bothered. My mother says self praise is scandalous. But I know something is there when nice looking women follow me around the isles in the grocer. Must be the Negro and Chili Genes.

for some definition of ncie looking

Meso_z · « **Reply #24 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:39:24 AM »

Everyday.