Chris Rock (from "Bigger and Blacker")
l'm watching the news, and like,''Tupac Shakur was assassinated. Biggie Smalls, assassinated.
Struck down by assassin's bullets."
l'm like, ''No, they wasn't! Martin Luther King was assassinated; Malcolm X was assassinated; John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
Them two n&@#^@s got SHOT!! S&@^, l love Tupac, l love Biggie, but school will be open on their birthday!!"
Bernie Goldberg on O'Reilly Factor:
Hamas said that "we condemn the assassination (of Obama Bin Laden)". OK! So! You know what? Lincoln was assassinated; John F. Kennedy was assassinated; Martin Luther King was assassinated.
Drug dealers aren't assassinated; Crips and Bloods aren't assassinated; Tupac Shakur wasn't assassinated; and neither is a sniveling coward, who orders people to kill innocent civilians. They're SHOT; they're SHOT like rabid dogs are shot!!
