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Cool Hand Barack
« on: May 03, 2011, 08:12:10 PM »
May 3, 2011
Cool Hand Barack
By MAUREEN DOWD

WASHINGTON

No wonder the president’s top generals call him “a Cool Hand Luke.”

After giving the order for members of a Navy Seals team to execute a fantastically daring plan to, let’s be honest, execute Osama bin Laden, Barack Obama put on a tuxedo and gave a comedy speech Saturday night in a Washington ballroom of tippling journalists and Hollywood stars.

If we could have seen everything unfolding in real time, it would have had the same dramatic effect as the intercutting in the president’s favorite movie, “The Godfather,” when Michael Corleone calmly acts as godfather at his nephew’s baptism at church, even as his lieutenants carry out the gory hits he has ordered on rival mobsters.

Just substitute “Leave the copter, take the corpse” for “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”

The president’s studied cool and unreadable mien have sometimes distanced him from the public at moments of boiling crisis. But in the long-delayed showdown with Public Enemy No. 1, these qualities served him perfectly.

The timing was good, blunting the infelicitous  remarks made recently to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza by an Obama adviser, who described the president as the un-John Wayne ushering a reviled and chastened America away from the head of the global table. The unnamed adviser described the Obama doctrine on display in Libya as “leading from behind,” which sounds rather pathetic.

But now the president has shown he can lead straight-on and that, unlike Jimmy Carter, he knows how to order up that all-important backup helicopter. He has said that those who call him a wimp are mistaken, that there is often muscular purpose beneath his diffident surface.

Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin, who was so tacky that she didn’t mention Obama’s name in her congratulations, tried to draw credit to the Bush administration.

But there can be no doubt that justice for the families of the 9/11 victims was agonizingly delayed because the Bush team took a megalomaniacal detour to Baghdad.

A pigheaded Donald Rumsfeld, overly obsessed with a light footprint, didn’t have the forces needed at Tora Bora to capture Osama after the invasion of Afghanistan. To justify the switch to Saddam and the redeployment of troops to Iraq, W. and his circle stopped mentioning Osama’s name and downplayed his importance. When the White House ceases to concentrate on something, so does the C.I.A.

The hunt got so cold by 2005 that the Bin Laden unit at the C.I.A. was disbanded and overhauled. Four years after the monster felled the twin towers, the Bush team finally put more officers on the ground in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

In his East Room address Sunday night, President Obama made it clear that he had shooed away the distracting Oedipal ghosts.

“Shortly after taking office,” he said, “I directed Leon Panetta, the director of the C.I.A., to make the killing or capture of  Bin Laden the top priority of our war against Al Qaeda.”

Many famous invaders throughout history, from Genghis Khan to Tamerlane to Babur, have marched along the same route the Navy Seals took on their moonless flight, going from Kabul to Jalalabad to Peshawar.

The mesmerizing narrative stitched together by The Times’s Mark Mazzetti, Helene Cooper and Peter Baker begins with C.I.A. agents getting the license plate of Bin Laden’s most trusted courier in Peshawar. Peshawar is the ultimate mystery town, famous for secrets and falsehoods. It’s known for its bazaars, especially the Story Tellers Bazaar.

And that is exactly where President Obama now finds himself. He will now have to sort through the bazaar of Pakistan’s deceptive stories and deal with lawmakers angry about giving $20 billion since 9/11 to a country where Osama was comfortably ensconced. For years, top Pakistanis have said that Osama was dead or in Afghanistan.

Even Condi Rice proclaimed she was shocked to find “Geronimo” settled in Abbottabad for six years, living in plain sight in a million-dollar house in an affluent suburb near a military base and the Pakistani version of West Point. As one of Osama’s neighbors put it: “It’s the closest you can be to Britain.”

 At a House homeland security subcommittee hearing on Tuesday, Representative Patrick Meehan asked the question about Pakistan that is ricocheting through Washington: “Does it reflect to some extent some kind of divided loyalty or complicity in some part, or incompetence or both?”

Seth Jones of the RAND Corporation, who used to advise the U.S. military in Afghanistan on Al Qaeda, replied with equal bluntness: “Whether there was complicity, or incompetence, at the very least there has not been a high priority in targeting the senior Al Qaeda leaders in Pakistan. Based on the threat streams coming from this area, those interests have to change.”


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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 08:20:18 PM »
Doesn't bam a smoke Kools?

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 09:13:33 PM »
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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 05:42:30 AM »

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 05:43:50 AM »
:D :D that's a good one

Do you need to be alone for a few minutes?

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 05:45:53 AM »
Do you need to be alone for a few minutes?

i think he's talking to you ;D

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 05:51:57 AM »


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Talk about a total and complete bitch slap.

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 06:12:56 AM »
Wow.

So the president was actually born in America and did what he was supposed to do once?

I am amazed.


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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 11:13:31 AM »
:D :D that's a good one


Yeah really funny isnt it?

You dorks spent 8 years calling Bush a cowboy and now applaud your boy barack for acting like a cowboy himself.   


Go figure.   

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 11:16:22 AM »

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 11:17:25 AM »
A letter of resignation would do.   

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 11:22:44 AM »
May 3, 2011
Cool Hand Barack
By MAUREEN DOWD

WASHINGTON

No wonder the president’s top generals call him “a Cool Hand Luke.”

After giving the order for members of a Navy Seals team to execute a fantastically daring plan to, let’s be honest, execute Osama bin Laden, Barack Obama put on a tuxedo and gave a comedy speech Saturday night in a Washington ballroom of tippling journalists and Hollywood stars.

What?  I thought Obama and his administration were now saying that the Navy Seals decided to execute Osama on their own, that Obama never gave the order to kill..."execute Osama bin Laden"   ???

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 11:33:39 AM »
You think Obama's got a cool hand, Bush was reading to 2nd graders while the twin towers were demolished.

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 03:22:20 PM »
Maureen Dowd huh.....gimme a break. The fawning over this weak sauce traitor is ridiculous. Once the Obama victory lap is over...we'll be back to 5 dollar gas and his general ineptness.
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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2011, 05:46:42 AM »
Maureen Dowd huh.....gimme a break. The fawning over this weak sauce traitor is ridiculous. Once the Obama victory lap is over...we'll be back to 5 dollar gas and his general ineptness.

Yeah but the US nr. one enemy will still be dead..

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2011, 05:51:00 AM »
Yeah but the US nr. one enemy will still be dead..

Did Bama storm the walls and pull the trigger on obl?

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2011, 06:05:31 AM »
Did Bama storm the walls and pull the trigger on obl?

No

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2011, 06:09:27 AM »

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2011, 06:10:12 AM »
Nice... Very nice

Bama as cowboy - good.

Bush as cowboy - bad.



Got it.    ::)  ::)  ::)

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2011, 06:10:35 AM »
You think Obama's got a cool hand, Bush was reading to 2nd graders while the twin towers were demolished.

booom pawwww bawwww....very good onw

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2011, 06:12:12 AM »
Bama as cowboy - good.

Bush as cowboy - bad.



Got it.    ::)  ::)  ::)

hahahaha


if Bush would have caught him.. we would praise him too.. hahahha you are getting so fucking weak, you arent even worth posting with..hahahah"waaaa bush did it and it was bad..waaaaaaa but Obama does it and its good.waaaa..hhhhahahaahh a

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2011, 06:13:47 AM »
hahahaha


if Bush would have caught him.. we would praise him too.. hahahha you are getting so fucking weak, you arent even worth posting with..hahahah"waaaa bush did it and it was bad..waaaaaaa but Obama does it and its good.waaaa..hhhhahahaahh a


I did give bama credit - yet when bush got KSM, Saddam, etc, you left wing clowns never gave Bush an ounce of credit.   Bama did not get in the way, and thats the best we can hope for out of him, now if he would only take the same tact on the economy, energy, health care, etc, . . . .

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2011, 06:15:42 AM »

I did give bama credit - yet when bush got KSM, Saddam, etc, you left wing clowns never gave Bush an ounce of credit.   Bama did not get in the way, and thats the best we can hope for out of him, now if he would only take the same tact on the economy, energy, health care, etc, . . . .
but you took it back remember

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2011, 06:20:26 AM »
but you took it back remember

Took back what?   I gave bama some credit from day 1, but the more I hear about this, the worse it looks for him.   He is running around like he stormed the wall and shot obl himself.   I I I I I I I, me me me me me me me, etc etc, barf. 


Fuck obama -he is running around like he is fucking Maximus.  Ridiculous.

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Re: Cool Hand Barack
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2011, 06:22:54 AM »
Took back what?   I gave bama some credit from day 1, but the more I hear about this, the worse it looks for him.   He is running around like he stormed the wall and shot obl himself.   I I I I I I I, me me me me me me me, etc etc, barf. 


Fuck obama -he is running around like he is fucking Maximus.  Ridiculous.

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