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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #75 on: May 06, 2011, 10:03:24 AM »
Thats usually why they always sit on the hood of cars.

I have kitty paw prints on my car all the time  :-\

There is an abundance of feral cats in Avon NC.  It's out of control!



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The Humane Society has a program called TNR - Trap Neuter Release - specifically to address this problem.  You live trap the cat(s).  The Humane Society will loan you traps if you need.  You take them in, they spay/neuter them and give them back to you to release back in their territory.  The service is free or very inexpensive. Their ear is "tipped" to identify a fixed cat.  Once a group of cats - even a small group of 2 or 3 establishes itself, no other cats will infiltrate the area.

People who continuously kill cats on their property (like a neighbor of mine) will always have a problem because as soon as one is gone, another will come in to take it's place.  A vicious cycle.  Then there's the other problem, where they will continuously reproduce.  Inbreeding is normal among cats.  2 cats can quickly turn into 15.

I have 5 TNR'd cats that have lived on my property for years.  I call them my welfare cats because they don't need to work for a living  
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http://www.aspca.org/adoption/feral-cats-faq.aspx#tnr

How Does TNR Help Feral Cats?

Through TNR, feral cats can live out their lives without adding to the homeless cat population. “It is very important to have all feral cats spayed/neutered, because it is the only 100-percent effective way to prevent unwanted kittens,” says Aimee Hartmann, Director of the ASPCA Mobile Clinic. “Feral cats are prolific reproducers.”

Furthermore, by stabilizing the population, cats will naturally have more space, shelter and food, and fewer risks of disease. After being spayed or neutered, cats living in colonies tend to gain weight and live healthier lives. Spayed cats are less likely to develop breast cancer and will not be at risk for ovarian or uterine cancer, while neutered males will not get testicular cancer. By neutering male cats, you also reduce the risk of injury and infection, since intact males have a natural instinct to fight with other cats. Spaying also means female cats do not go into heat and therefore they attract less tom cats to the area and reduce fighting. If cats are sterilized and live in a colony that has a caretaker, their life span may reach more than ten years.


How Does TNR Benefit the Community?

TNR helps the community by stabilizing the population of the feral colony and, over time, reducing it. At the same time, nuisance behaviors such as spraying, loud noise and fighting are largely eliminated and no more kittens are born. Yet, the benefit of natural rodent control is continued. Jesse Oldham, ASPCA’s Senior Administrative Director for Community Outreach and the founder of Slope Street Cats, an organization dedicated to feral cat welfare, notes, “TNR also helps the community's animal welfare resources by reducing the number of kittens that would end up in their shelters—TNR creates more space for the cats and kittens who come to them from other avenues.”

Does Eradication Work?

Eradication, the deliberate and systematic destruction of a feral cat colony, by whatever method, almost always leads to the “vacuum effect”—either new cats flock to the vacated area to exploit whatever food source attracted the original inhabitants, or survivors breed and their descendants are more cautious around threats. Simply put, eradication is only a temporary fix that sacrifices animals' lives unnecessarily, yet yields no psitive or beneficial return.

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What Is Relocation and Why Doesn't it Work?

Many communities have rounded up colonies of feral cats for either euthanasia or to relocate them to another area. This never works. Feral cats are very connected with their territory. They are familiar with the food sources, where to find shelter, resident wildlife, other cats in the area and potential threats to their safety—all things that help them survive. “Relocation of feral cat colonies is difficult to orchestrate and not 100-percent successful even if done correctly. It is also usually impossible to catch all of the cats, and it only takes one male and one female to begin reproducing the colony,” Oldham states. “Even when rounding up is diligently performed and all ferals are removed, new cats will soon move in and set up camp.”
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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #76 on: May 06, 2011, 10:31:58 AM »
I love cats. Fuck the haters Vince! But for fucks sake have some class and at least empty the cans into dishes. Show them some love you lazy SOB.

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #77 on: May 06, 2011, 10:37:32 AM »
a sex act on a cat?

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #78 on: May 06, 2011, 10:40:30 AM »

Chuckle.....well it seems as though you've been poking around in meh Facebook again which I've taken care of.  But the cats are a pretty funny story.


About 3 years ago, I'm driving from the store around 1am in the morning and I heard some noises coming from the front of the car.  When I got back, I opened up the hood to see what it was and this cat jumps out at me and scratches the shit out of me.  Apparantly, some drunken redneck thought it was funny to put a cat into the hood of my car (I'm thinking it was at the gas station).  

Anyway, the cat was pretty dirty and sick from the traveling experience so I nursed it back to health and took it to the vet to have it examined.  Come to find out the damn cat was also pregnant.  So a few months later, it spits out 5 kittens.  So counting the the 2 orange tabby cats and the black cat we already had, there was a total of 9 cats in the house.  Food bill was pretty freaking high and putting out a tupperware container like the one you see was the best solution  

Once they grew large enough, we gave all the kittens away with the exception of the cat that was in the engine hood which ran away.  They are now in pretty nice homes.  Nothing personal, but I don't like taking abandoned animals to the pound where they can just be killed the same day.  Its only morally and ethically right to take care of pets and make sure they go to a proper home


Currently, I just have the 2 orange cats.  The black one died but it was old as fuck.  Did get a full blood Chinese Pug though last year and its runs pretty wild.  



Hope you enjoyed the story but just to let you know, its not nice to post pictures of other people's friends and family from Facebook.  Only a complete asshole does something like that.  






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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2011, 10:44:50 AM »
I love cats. Fuck the haters Vince! But for fucks sake have some class and at least empty the cans into dishes. Show them some love you lazy SOB.

They were temporary guests.  They weren't there but 4 months at the most.  Beside those cats didn't give a shit. 
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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2011, 10:55:17 AM »


You got the poorest, hill-billiest looking f@g in the Carolinas.  Save your money, head down to Mexico and at least get yourself a decent well-groomed/maintained girl. 



It's bad enough you 2 are ####### each other in the ass, but  you have a home full of cats.   My sis and I had 2 as kids, and they were hard to maintain in a 3000 sq ft family home.  WTF, do you live a trailer with all those cats?   

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2011, 11:04:12 AM »
So Vince does like pussy after all.
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« Reply #82 on: May 06, 2011, 11:11:09 AM »
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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #83 on: May 06, 2011, 11:12:46 AM »
yes vince is a good guy

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #84 on: May 06, 2011, 11:22:21 AM »
They were temporary guests.  They weren't there but 4 months at the most.  Beside those cats didn't give a shit. 

Ah gotcha.

I treat my cat like royalty, guess I just assumed everyone did. No worries.

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #85 on: May 06, 2011, 11:23:25 AM »
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LOL That cat is as fat as it's master  :o

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #86 on: May 06, 2011, 11:23:58 AM »
I don`t give a fuck what you do.  Cats are filthy, annoying, weak disgusting animals.  The sounds of pathetic weakness they make grate on the ears.  I have no problem calling animal control on cats.  No problem whatsoever.
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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #87 on: May 06, 2011, 11:24:50 AM »
Snitch.
I was kidding about the Animal Control part, but the rest is true.  ;)

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #88 on: May 06, 2011, 12:01:04 PM »
I don`t give a fuck what you do.  Cats are filthy, annoying, weak disgusting animals.  The sounds of pathetic weakness they make grate on the ears.  I have no problem calling animal control on cats.  No problem whatsoever.

ahahahahahahaha outed as a bitch.
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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #89 on: May 06, 2011, 12:08:24 PM »
ahahahahahahaha outed as a bitch.

Don't hurt his feelings.  :D
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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #90 on: May 06, 2011, 12:31:12 PM »
I was kidding about the Animal Control part, but the rest is true.  ;)
Dogs are no different.. My business is animals.. I would not allow anyone to walk in my home with shoes or sneakers on their feet.. I would 1 million% not let a nasty dog,or filthy cat  walk in my home.. At least we can take our shoes off.. But cats and dogs can not.. They walk on sh!t and piss ,then you let them walk on your floors,also bed and couches,where you and your family sit and sleep!?  I shower after I sh!t.. Dogs and cats don't.. Yeah I know...They lick their assholes clean.. Then with that same mouth,lick you,to show much you they love you.!?. Phuck that...!

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #91 on: May 06, 2011, 12:44:44 PM »
I don`t give a fuck what you do.  Cats are filthy, annoying, weak disgusting animals.  The sounds of pathetic weakness they make grate on the ears.  I have no problem calling animal control on cats.  No problem whatsoever.

Dogs are worse.

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #92 on: May 06, 2011, 12:52:32 PM »
Vissy looking swole!!All Vince's Low Test Ball Gravy!!


the kid from dueling banjos is all grown up now. good for him.
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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2011, 03:22:39 PM »





I dig her shoes, but she shouldn't wear nylons without the run in her stockings showing by her foot

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #94 on: May 07, 2011, 01:04:48 AM »

Chuckle.....well it seems as though you've been poking around in meh Facebook again which I've taken care of.  But the cats are a pretty funny story.


About 3 years ago, I'm driving from the store around 1am in the morning and I heard some noises coming from the front of the car.  When I got back, I opened up the hood to see what it was and this cat jumps out at me and scratches the shit out of me.  Apparantly, some drunken redneck thought it was funny to put a cat into the hood of my car (I'm thinking it was at the gas station).  

Anyway, the cat was pretty dirty and sick from the traveling experience so I nursed it back to health and took it to the vet to have it examined.  Come to find out the damn cat was also pregnant.  So a few months later, it spits out 5 kittens.  So counting the the 2 orange tabby cats and the black cat we already had, there was a total of 9 cats in the house.  Food bill was pretty freaking high and putting out a tupperware container like the one you see was the best solution  

Once they grew large enough, we gave all the kittens away with the exception of the cat that was in the engine hood which ran away.  They are now in pretty nice homes.  Nothing personal, but I don't like taking abandoned animals to the pound where they can just be killed the same day.  Its only morally and ethically right to take care of pets and make sure they go to a proper home


Currently, I just have the 2 orange cats.  The black one died but it was old as fuck.  Did get a full blood Chinese Pug though last year and its runs pretty wild.  



Hope you enjoyed the story but just to let you know, its not nice to post pictures of other people's friends and family from Facebook.  Only a complete asshole does something like that.  





you're  a lying sack of shit vince , those are all clearly full grow cats vince , not kittens , theres no way you could pawn those cats off on any one , why so ashamed of the way you live ?  your one of those crazy cat people , come to terms with it

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #95 on: May 07, 2011, 01:11:28 AM »
vince likes cats

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« Reply #96 on: May 07, 2011, 04:02:42 AM »
Nice to care for the cats - props.
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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #97 on: May 07, 2011, 04:10:37 AM »
There is the unwritten 4 cat rule...If a person has 4 cats or more, then they are certified in the head...

3 cats, then you are borderline...

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #98 on: May 07, 2011, 04:37:18 AM »

Chuckle.....well it seems as though you've been poking around in meh Facebook again which I've taken care of.  But the cats are a pretty funny story.


About 3 years ago, I'm driving from the store around 1am in the morning and I heard some noises coming from the front of the car.  When I got back, I opened up the hood to see what it was and this cat jumps out at me and scratches the shit out of me.  Apparantly, some drunken redneck thought it was funny to put a cat into the hood of my car (I'm thinking it was at the gas station).  

Anyway, the cat was pretty dirty and sick from the traveling experience so I nursed it back to health and took it to the vet to have it examined.  Come to find out the damn cat was also pregnant.  So a few months later, it spits out 5 kittens.  So counting the the 2 orange tabby cats and the black cat we already had, there was a total of 9 cats in the house.  Food bill was pretty freaking high and putting out a tupperware container like the one you see was the best solution  

Once they grew large enough, we gave all the kittens away with the exception of the cat that was in the engine hood which ran away.  They are now in pretty nice homes.  Nothing personal, but I don't like taking abandoned animals to the pound where they can just be killed the same day.  Its only morally and ethically right to take care of pets and make sure they go to a proper home


Currently, I just have the 2 orange cats.  The black one died but it was old as fuck.  Did get a full blood Chinese Pug though last year and its runs pretty wild.  

Hope you enjoyed the story but just to let you know, its not nice to post pictures of other people's friends and family from Facebook.  Only a complete asshole does something like that.  


1. Cats are know to travel as stowaways, it is quite common, so you racist piece of crap blame some redneck with no reason
2. I know that there is plenty of guys in America, who prefer lambs in place of women. What I did not know was that black gay men prefer cats in place of lambs
3. Only a complete asshole fucks creepy little hobbit like Vissy in his HIV infected asshole, so I bet there is better people to give us moral guidelines than you.

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Re: guess whos house this is ???
« Reply #99 on: May 07, 2011, 02:24:27 PM »

They really do shit like that??  Wow, I didn't even consider it.

People like Adonis frequently get under my car tires for some reason too.... maybe for the heat, who knows.