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Bodybuilder Lex Reeves

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Weights Before Dates
« on: May 06, 2011, 08:13:39 AM »
Friday is date night for me, and tonight I'm taking out an 18 year old Puerto Rican waitress who's been flirting with me.  First I'll head over to the YMCA and perform a full body workout of bench press, squat, chins, military presses, barbell curls, French curls, and 500 sit-ups on the slant board.  Then I'm taking this hot little tamale to Olive Garden and we'll see where things go.
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Hulkotron

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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 08:15:06 AM »
Sounds like a busy little Friday.  Will you have time to go to Bed Bath and Beyond afterwards?
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 08:16:12 AM »
If I may ask, why olive garden? Not knocking it in the slightest but isn't there better Italian places to go
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Bodybuilder Lex Reeves

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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 08:17:45 AM »
I have a coupon that was mailed to my home along with other coupons for various local businesses and establishments.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 08:19:16 AM »
working out before a date is fucked up because of major sweat stains appearing
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2011, 08:22:45 AM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 08:17:45 AM
I have a coupon that was mailed to my home along with other coupons for various local businesses and establishments.

Frugality is a wise and manly trait. Commendations!
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Bodybuilder Lex Reeves

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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 08:25:46 AM »
I like the Olive Garden-great food, great atmosphere.  Now that it's warm out I'll wear short sleeves and show off the arms.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 08:29:53 AM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 08:25:46 AM
I like the Olive Garden-great food, great atmosphere.  Now that it's warm out I'll wear short sleeves and show off the arms.

Their commercials irritate me.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 08:35:31 AM »
Quote from: Runningmom on May 06, 2011, 08:16:12 AM
If I may ask, why olive garden? Not knocking it in the slightest but isn't there better Italian places to go

Women love "the garden" right up there with Carabba's.




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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 08:45:11 AM »
lol this gimmick is kind of funny. 
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 08:50:02 AM »
BBLR is a credit to the forum, I hope he stays around.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 08:55:08 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 08:50:02 AM
BBLR is a credit to the forum, I hope he stays around.

Yes he can stay, not you.   :)
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 08:55:46 AM »
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 08:57:28 AM »
Quote from: freespirit on May 06, 2011, 08:55:08 AM
Yes he can stay, not you.   :)

Great post, "homo roboticus", haha oh brother.

Who are you again?
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 09:01:15 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 08:57:28 AM
Great post, "homo roboticus", haha oh brother.

Who are you again?

Calm down, cupcake, no need to get upset.  :)
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2011, 09:02:56 AM »
Quote from: freespirit on May 06, 2011, 09:01:15 AM
Calm down, cupcake, no need to get upset.  :)

In reviewing my post history, you seem to be upset over me calling a photo of some hag you posted ugly a month or so ago.  Get over it Mary, it's not that serious.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2011, 09:06:16 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 09:02:56 AM
In reviewing my post history, you seem to be upset over me calling a photo of some hag you posted ugly a month or so ago.  Get over it Mary, it's not that serious.

You really took some time to review your post history, wow, you're taking this very serious, are you not, ha ha, oh brother.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2011, 09:08:57 AM »
Quote from: freespirit on May 06, 2011, 09:06:16 AM
You really took some time to review your post history, wow, you're taking this very serious, are you not, ha ha, oh brother.

Do you have any friends around here?  It doesn't seem like it.  Maybe you should reconsider your posting style.

Your butthurt-ness over a throwaway remark in a shitty thread is a pretty boring conversation so I'm finished with it.  Get the last word if you wish, I could care less.

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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2011, 09:10:10 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 09:08:57 AM
Your butthurt-ness over a throwaway remark in a shitty thread is a pretty boring conversation so I'm finished with it.  Get the last work if you wish, I could care less.

Oh yes you care, "hulkotron", otherwise you wouldn't post this.   ;)
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Bodybuilder Lex Reeves

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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2011, 05:28:14 PM »
Okay I finished my full body workout, shaved, sh*t, and showered and two slaps of Old Spice.  I'm gonna give this PR chick the ride of her life.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2011, 05:34:43 PM »
Booyah my brother.  By the way, I am just curious - is the slant board that you are using at the Y, is it one of those types that you hook the board up to sort of a ladder that is fixed to the wall?  It's just like a padded plank that has a hook on the end, and you wrap the hook around whatever height peg you desire?  Because as a youngster I got up to the seventh peg.
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2011, 12:41:04 AM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 08:13:39 AM
Friday is date night for me, and tonight I'm taking out an 18 year old Puerto Rican waitress who's been flirting with me.  First I'll head over to the YMCA and perform a full body workout of bench press, squat, chins, military presses, barbell curls, French curls, and 500 sit-ups on the slant board.  Then I'm taking this hot little tamale to Olive Garden and we'll see where things go.
LOL  ;D

Takes me back in time with every thread/post!!!

Sounds like something straight out of "Keys To Progress".
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2011, 01:13:52 AM »
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2011, 03:55:12 AM »
how'd the date go
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Re: Weights Before Dates
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2011, 04:00:33 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 08:15:06 AM
Sounds like a busy little Friday.  Will you have time to go to Bed Bath and Beyond afterwards?

Oldschool!!!

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