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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2011, 06:58:32 AM »
Since KFC expects to hire black people for their staff, they prob wont test for weed, so you should be ok.  Good luck!

Are you saying there's a good chance of Wiggs getting caught eating on the job ???

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2011, 07:22:05 AM »
I've been fortunate enough to have been volunteered to interview for the District Manager position at my company. A many of you know, I recently started working again in February after being unemployed for over a year...Well the guy that hired me as a manager for one of the stores (the district manager) is going back to his home town in Colorado because a District Manager position opened up and he was hired for it which opened his position.

I was going to apply but I changed my mind as I thought I wouldn't have a chance.  Well, I received an e-mail last Monday from the regional director that he would like to interview me for the position.  Naturally I was happy but rightfully nervous as if I'm hired for this position, It's a very large pay raise and I would be in charge of all stores in Henderson, Las Vegas and one in Mesquite.  The reason I was put up for the position is because they want to hire from within and I'm the only one with a college degree and currently working on my M.B.A....anyway wish me luck!  

If any of you have any tips for interviewing for an upper management position, let me know!

Love Wiggs ;D
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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2011, 08:22:24 AM »
Thank you all! 8)
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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2011, 08:31:14 AM »
Thank you all! 8)



You've never put me on a list so you can go fuck yourself!




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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2011, 11:42:36 AM »
Good luck, Since being here you've been a very positive representative of Getbig.  There's an old saying, "You reap what you sow" and my friend you will sow in abundance.  I would brush up on some reading before the big day. Covey's seven habits of highly effective people and Jesus-CEO are two of my fav's and most motivational. 

Also, Take the time you have off to do some research. Learn all you can about your new employer. Learn about their product lines, their philosophies, and their corporate culture. Call around to see if anyone in your network knows any of your future co-workers and ask that person to introduce you prior to your first day. Wouldn't it be nice to see a friendly face when you walk through the door on your first day?

Plan what you're going to wear during the first week of work. Remember, you'll want to wear your most conservative outfits to start off, until you figure out what's appropriate and what isn't. See what needs to go to the dry cleaner or the tailor, what needs to be washed and ironed, and what needs to be replaced. This will save you from having to take care of those things when you may be coming home tired. That first week of a new job can be physically and emotionally exhausting. Believe me, dress to the nines and you will turn heads and command respect like no other Getbigger.
Plan the route you'll take to work as well as some alternate routes. Should there be traffic, or if a train line is out of service, you'll be glad you did, no one wants to show up late for anything esp. a new job!!!!!






STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2011, 12:50:56 PM »
Well, how did it go?
Will you be popping a bottle of olde english Dom P this evening?

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2011, 12:53:12 PM »
Good luck Wiggs, you can do it!

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2011, 01:27:59 PM »
Wiggs if you are depending on "luck" then you are shit out of it.

To get into mgmt.  You need to own the fuck out of the interview. Speak with confidence and speak as a leader of generation nothingness.  Don't sound like a know it all but sound confident in your decisions and take ownership of what you say.  No one wants to hire a manager that is looking to pass of failures onto others.

Also speak like you beleive in their product, the company and the vision.  Any hesitation in the question "why do you want this job" will lose it for you.  You want it because the leadership is top notch, the company sells an outstanding product that you have no hesitation standing behind and the future there is bright.  What is your 5 year goal there?  To help drive profits higher, build a strong team and help your hiring manager succeed.

You need to OWN THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

Don't be a passive pussy who is not sure why he got chosen for the interview.


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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2011, 01:43:40 PM »
Be calm, confident and honest during the interview. Dont try to put on a show or act like your better than you really are. Show them that your motivated for the position and that your the man for the job. Also, dress nicely and appropriately. Just my 2 cents, wish you luck my friend! :)

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2011, 01:44:36 PM »
So you want the job, huh?

Here's what you do, prior to the actual interview, work up a good solid erection by jerking your junk off on the car ride over, then strap 5-6 mini-rubber bands to the base of your scrotum (shaft included).  Then, put your soldier away and make sure it lays flat against your thigh (Boxer briefs will help with this).  

During the interview, make sure to pat your upper thighs often as you make strong comments about their company, almost as if slapping the top of thighs (palms open).

If there are women in there, they will notice the size of your black cock and want to hire you for that sheer fact alone.  

If there are men in there, they will respect you for having such a huge cock.

I know this sounds ridiculous to you, but this technique has worked for MANY men of color before.

Go in there and knock 'em dead tiger..

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2011, 01:47:53 PM »
So you want the job, huh?

Here's what you do, prior to the actual interview, work up a good solid erection by jerking your junk off on the car ride over, then strap 5-6 mini-rubber bands to the base of your scrotum (shaft included).  Then, put your soldier away and make sure it lays flat against your thigh (Boxer briefs will help with this).  

During the interview, make sure to pat your upper thighs often as you make strong comments about their company, almost as if slapping the top of thighs (palms open).

If there are women in there, they will notice the size of your black cock and want to hire you for that sheer fact alone.  

If there are men in there, they will respect you for having such a huge cock.

I know this sounds ridiculous to you, but this technique has worked for MANY men of color before.

Go in there and knock 'em dead tiger..

"1"

o..k.

or you could just show some confidence and humility.
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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2011, 01:49:51 PM »
Are you taking your tupperware chicken and sweet potato into the interview?

I'd recommend a casein shake an hour before.

You can't chance a fast digesting whey isolate leaving you catabolic mid interview.

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2011, 01:50:29 PM »
Didn't affirmative action end Nov '08

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2011, 04:44:44 PM »
Are you saying there's a good chance of Wiggs getting caught eating on the job ???

Probably only the skin as he doesn't want to get fat.

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2011, 06:48:56 PM »
Go Wiggs! You gonna pass the drug test?

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2011, 06:52:36 PM »
Are you saying there's a good chance of Wiggs getting caught eating on the job ???

Hell, he's gonna eat the job.

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2011, 07:00:53 PM »
Good luck, Since being here you've been a very positive representative of Getbig.  There's an old saying, "You reap what you sow" and my friend you will sow in abundance.  I would brush up on some reading before the big day. Covey's seven habits of highly effective people and Jesus-CEO are two of my fav's and most motivational. 

Also, Take the time you have off to do some research. Learn all you can about your new employer. Learn about their product lines, their philosophies, and their corporate culture. Call around to see if anyone in your network knows any of your future co-workers and ask that person to introduce you prior to your first day. Wouldn't it be nice to see a friendly face when you walk through the door on your first day?

Plan what you're going to wear during the first week of work. Remember, you'll want to wear your most conservative outfits to start off, until you figure out what's appropriate and what isn't. See what needs to go to the dry cleaner or the tailor, what needs to be washed and ironed, and what needs to be replaced. This will save you from having to take care of those things when you may be coming home tired. That first week of a new job can be physically and emotionally exhausting. Believe me, dress to the nines and you will turn heads and command respect like no other Getbigger.
Plan the route you'll take to work as well as some alternate routes. Should there be traffic, or if a train line is out of service, you'll be glad you did, no one wants to show up late for anything esp. a new job!!!!!






STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


maybe he should get down on his knee's and suck their dick too???  he is offering his services to them and in return they are offering what they see fit in wage which is probably a lower than what he deserves.  Where is this attitude that you must bow down to corporate people, fuck them, they are taking advantage of him, and will lie cheat and steal to make a profit regardless.  Wiggs just look out for yourself, if the job is too much stress for you, and you don't need the extra money don't take it.

Why did you get off unemployment, it last's 99 weeks you know.


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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2011, 06:19:11 PM »
bump

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2011, 07:02:24 PM »
Did you get the job? ???
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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2011, 07:31:41 AM »
Something is wrong. No life signs..

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2011, 08:20:00 AM »
TTT

Were is wiggs?
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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2011, 01:35:28 PM »
Looks like his corp management position has him driving trucks cross country with no internet access.

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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2011, 03:46:05 PM »
he shouldn't have cared much about it, fuck the big ceo's sitting at the top doing nothing inheriting the position, most all are lazy and not that smart.  Wiggs only work to where you don't stress yourself, live your life your way.


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Re: Wish me luck tomorrow!
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2011, 04:15:53 PM »
Most blacks are good bullshitters.  I have no doubt he will get the position.