Cristiano Ronaldo & Irina Shayk: Madrid Mates

[cephissus]

it's like it doesn't curve at all, and is just completely flat or something

hot girl but it really bothers me

[DroppingPlates]

it's like it doesn't curve at all, and is just completely flat or something

hot girl but it really bothers me

Relax, just close you eyes when she blows the pipe

[slate]

high-T as in high injected Testosterona into some retard's ass with no job and whose only reason to exist is dragging his ass to a gym , lift some weights and then read getbig?

yeah, i guess some women may prefer a guy with a slightly different life style

[Otis B Driftwood]

it's like it doesn't curve at all, and is just completely flat or something

hot girl but it really bothers me

ha ha please chump, your 2" acorn would invert into your gut if that girl sat next to you and smiled - rendering you to nasally chrip out some incoherent drivel in an Urkel like voice

[cephissus]

never said it / i wouldn't 

[ManBearPig...]

high-T as in high injected Testosterona into some retard's ass with no job and whose only reason to exist is dragging his ass to a gym , lift some weights and then read getbig?

yeah, i guess some women may prefer a guy with a slightly different life style

those chicks are losers and don't know what a real man is.

*takes a bite out of protein bar, yells at mom to shut the fuck up from the basement, checks reflection in back of iphone*

[Largerthanlife]

ha ha please chump, your 2" acorn would invert into your gut if that girl sat next to you and smiled - rendering you to nasally chrip out some incoherent drivel in an Urkel like voice

I agree, that upper lip something is going on and it is very weird.  I bet she got plastic surgery, Megan fox did the plastic surgery thing to herself, so did kim kardashian, and hidei montag, not sure why it's not better.

[TrueGrit]

her ass looks better in the photoshoots

[2ND COMING]

those chicks are losers and don't know what a real man is.

*takes a bite out of protein bar, yells at mom to shut the fuck up from the basement, checks reflection in back of iphone*

genuinely lol'd at this  

[Largerthanlife]

please don't post magazine or modeling pics, they have been photoshopped and do not count.  

[no one]

those chicks are losers and don't know what a real man is.

*takes a bite out of protein bar, yells at mom to shut the fuck up from the basement, checks reflection in back of iphone*

LOL!

[Jeffro]

I'm not claiming to be a huge stud like you pussy-pullers on here or anything, but that bitch is a fucking bone rack.

[Largerthanlife]

I'm not claiming to be a huge stud like you pussy-pullers on here or anything, but that bitch is a fucking bone rack.

right on jeffro

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Irina is a high priced Mud Shayk

[bradistani]

[bradistani]

[timfogarty]

She's his beard.

I'm one of the richest athlete in the world, but I can't find a woman to have a baby with, so I'll hire a surrogate to carry someone else's egg and then raise the child with the help of my personal trainer.