Straight up, jokes aside. I think there are lots of people with those delusions you just mentioned. I honestly don't think I would be able to do everything (money, olympia, etc.) you said if I took drugs. Who knows how I would respond, who knows if I will stay healthy (I might tear something, break, whatever). If you could somehow PROVE (I mean without a doubt) that all I had to do was take steroids and I'd be making hunders of thousands of dollars (not even millions), and could ensure a good financial future for myself, I would gladly do it AND I'd gladly give you a cut of the money.
Assuming you're telling the truth, which is just about impossible to believe...
1. You have elite genetics for muscle size, shape and conditioning.
2. You are more muscular than anybody in the IFBB was when they started using steroids, as most started very young.
2.1. You have therefore built an incredible (unheard-of) base of solid, natural muscle.
2.2. You evidently have a great work ethic -- as you were able to accomplish so much, and diet so hard, naturally.
3. You only need to gain a mere 30-40 pounds to be a top 10 Olympian. Ever heard of that Hidetada Yamaguchi guy? You'd look WAY better than him.
4.
Everybody grows on 4g hormones and 100iu HG/week. It's physiologically impossible not to grow. Combine high doses with your excellent work ethic, and you have the makings of a top-3 Olympian.
Q.E.D.PM me & I'll send you information on where to send my cut.
...But it's all moot anyway, as you're lying to us.
