Author Topic: GUESS THE'' LYING'' GET BIGGER THREAD (Read 3043 times)

dan18 · « **on:** May 11, 2011, 09:58:45 AM »

Im 6.3 weigh 267 at 9% body fat better than most pros,i cannot post a pic of myself because I'm a cop.[ not even a body pic and no head shot]

My garage that holds all my custom cars is bigger than most peoples houses.
along with my bikes and kangaroo leather riding outfit.And all this on law enforcement pay in canada...

notable FYI I can put out forest fires with my feet,and i can suck my own dick.

WHO AM I

dukey187 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:00:58 AM »

the terrorist killa bench?

dukey187 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:05:39 AM »

i am 6 feet 250lb life time natty. im 42 years old for the past 4 years. i live in the richest part of arizona. i drive a caddy and always wear my hat backwards to look hip. i ahave done every rec drug under the sun but refuse to stick a needle in my ass and i own kids at red boxes to impress my 50 yr old GF. all on a 36 k tv repair job.

who am i?

no one · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:05:45 AM »

'when i was 18 i weighed 260 pounds and had 6% bf. i was bigger than arnold in his prime.'

dan18 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:06:14 AM »

Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 10:00:58 AM

the terrorist killa bench?

wrong please try again

dan18 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:06:57 AM »

Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 10:05:39 AM

i am 6 feet 250lb life time natty. im 42 years old for the past 4 years. i live in the richest part of arizona. i drive a caddy and always wear my hat backwards to look hip. i ahave done every rec drug under the sun but refuse to stick a needle in my ass and i own kids at red boxes to impress my 50 yr old GF. all on a 36 k tv repair job.

who am i?

ss

dan18 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:08:35 AM »

Quote from: no one on May 11, 2011, 10:05:45 AM

'when i was 18 i weighed 260 pounds and had 6% bf. i was bigger than arnold in his prime.'

every getbigger A-Z

no one · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:08:42 AM »

' i am 45 and not really going anywhere in life so i feel it necessary to claim natural status to have some kind of identity, even though i have put on 25 pounds since my own natural test levels have disappeared. i enjoy making youtube for the boys of myself posing and taking pictures of my arms in every mirror in my apartment.'

dan18 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:10:19 AM »

Quote from: no one on May 11, 2011, 10:08:42 AM

' i am 45 and not really going anywhere in life so i feel it necessary to claim natural status to have some kind of identity, even though i have put on 25 pounds since my own natural test levels have disappeared. i enjoy making youtube for the boys of myself posing and taking pictures of my arms in every mirror in my apartment.'

DONT BE A SLACKER PLEASE TRY TO GUESS THE 1ST ONE.

dan18 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:12:47 AM »

Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 10:05:39 AM

i am 6 feet 250lb life time natty. im 42 years old for the past 4 years. i live in the richest part of arizona. i drive a caddy and always wear my hat backwards to look hip. i ahave done every rec drug under the sun but refuse to stick a needle in my ass and i own kids at red boxes to impress my 50 yr old GF. all on a 36 k tv repair job.

who am i?

CHAOS WELL ANSWER ME MOTHER FUCKER

dukey187 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:13:10 AM »

Quote from: no one on May 11, 2011, 10:08:42 AM

' i am 45 and not really going anywhere in life so i feel it necessary to claim natural status to have some kind of identity, even though i have put on 25 pounds since my own natural test levels have disappeared. i enjoy making youtube for the boys of myself posing and taking pictures of my arms in every mirror in my apartment.'

burgerking23 online besty goink?

James28 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:14:38 AM »

Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 10:05:39 AM

i am 6 feet 250lb life time natty. im 42 years old for the past 4 years. i live in the richest part of arizona. i drive a caddy and always wear my hat backwards to look hip. i ahave done every rec drug under the sun but refuse to stick a needle in my ass and i own kids at red boxes to impress my 50 yr old GF. all on a 36 k tv repair job.

who am i?

Groink?

dukey187 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:17:41 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on May 11, 2011, 10:12:47 AM

CHAOS WELL ANSWER ME MOTHER FUCKER

no.

heres another. im a 40 yr old friendless french fag. im fat. none of my family came to my wedding because they were disgusted at me for marrying out of my race and i shoot blanks so now my wife is thinking about divorcing me because i spend too much time interacting with my online buddies and she found out that i pay women for sex on matchmaker.com

dukey187 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:18:21 AM »

Quote from: James28 on May 11, 2011, 10:14:38 AM

Groink?

ding ding ding

dan18 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:29:28 AM »

Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 10:18:21 AM

ding ding ding

CAN YOU GUESS MINE

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:31:24 AM »

I made several $600,000 paychecks protecting Halliburton executives in Iraq "on top government order"... oh brother, this list could get long, but I'll just post this whopper for now.

dukey187 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:33:52 AM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on May 11, 2011, 10:31:24 AM

I made several $600,000 paychecks protecting Halliburton executives in Iraq "on top government order"... oh brother, this list could get long, but I'll just post this whopper for now.

let me help you.1200 hp motorcycles runs 20 miles a day never sleeps ect ect

Shockwave · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:35:33 AM »

Bench is the man.
You guys are just haterz.

Fallsview · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:40:03 AM »

Epic GetBig Mass Hysteria at it's finest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no one · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2011, 11:32:05 AM »

Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 10:13:10 AM

burgerking23 online besty goink?

bingo! you guys are good at this. lol

no one · « **Reply #20 on:** May 11, 2011, 11:33:37 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on May 11, 2011, 10:10:19 AM

DONT BE A SLACKER PLEASE TRY TO GUESS THE 1ST ONE.

im going to say benchmaster. but isnt he like a billionaire too?

no one · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2011, 11:34:43 AM »

Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 10:17:41 AM

no.

heres another. im a 40 yr old friendless french fag. im fat. none of my family came to my wedding because they were disgusted at me for marrying out of my race and i shoot blanks so now my wife is thinking about divorcing me because i spend too much time interacting with my online buddies and she found out that i pay women for sex on matchmaker.com

LOL!

BIG_STI · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2011, 11:37:25 AM »

Quote from: dukey187 on May 11, 2011, 10:17:41 AM

no.

heres another. im a 40 yr old friendless french fag. im fat. none of my family came to my wedding because they were disgusted at me for marrying out of my race and i shoot blanks so now my wife is thinking about divorcing me because i spend too much time interacting with my online buddies and she found out that i pay women for sex on matchmaker.com

haha no wonder why he never posts here under his real account, poor slob has been owned into oblivion.

G_Thang · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2011, 11:53:33 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on May 11, 2011, 09:58:45 AM

Im 6.3 weigh 267 at 9% body fat better than most pros,i cannot post a pic of myself because I'm a cop.[ not even a body pic and no head shot]
My garage that holds all my custom cars is bigger than most peoples houses.
along with my bikes and kangaroo leather riding outfit.And all this on law enforcement pay in canada...

notable FYI I can put out forest fires with my feet,and i can suck my own dick.

WHO AM I

that's more toys than x-factor and fat ass alex.

who is the guy on the finance board with a learjet?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #24 on:** May 11, 2011, 11:55:03 AM »

Menchbaster - seems like a cool guy. Don't know about his world domination... maybe some of the stuff is true.