The International Society of Joggers Committed to Benching and Curling is recruiting for new members.
5 nice PERKS (Positive Enforcement Radical Kudos for Students):
warranty automatically extended 90 days on all shake weights
fat level over 20 % entitles you to free iced tea refills at the celebrity centre
jehwit personally emails your kid on his/her birthday
complimentary look who’s talking tote bag, risky business satin jacket
double card stamps toward your next “‘ron the commodore’ 12-inch guns” for each celebrity “girlfriend” you can contribute
