Author Topic: MILF City, MILF, MILF City (bodybuilding related) (Read 8801 times)

Roger Bacon · « **on:** May 13, 2011, 04:42:52 AM »

I learned something very important in the last week.

The gym is full of milfs between 6-8am. I'm the only guy there.

It's like I've died and gone to milf heaven.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2011, 04:46:33 AM »

those aren't milfs, those are chicks in their 20's who smoke and drink too much so they look older.

here's a milf:

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2011, 04:47:21 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on May 13, 2011, 04:46:33 AM

those aren't milfs, those are chicks in their 20's who smoke and drink too much so they look older.

here's a milf:

huh, so this is actually a bad thing?

Thanks for ruining my day, and enlightening me on the finer points!

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2011, 04:48:07 AM »

What are you nuts telling everyone the prime milf time? I have been in the gym being the one guy with 15 plus milfs. Now thanks to you it's going to be over run with guys. Thanks a lot.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2011, 04:50:35 AM »

Quote from: P.I.P on May 13, 2011, 04:47:21 AM

huh, so this is actually a bad thing?

Thanks for ruining my day, and enlightening me on the finer points!

no, i'm just pointing out the difference between "used up" and "unsatisified".

not that it really matters, a hole's a hole.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2011, 04:50:51 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on May 13, 2011, 04:48:07 AM

What are you nuts telling everyone the prime milf time? I have been in the gym being the one guy with 15 plus milfs. Now thanks to you it's going to be over run with guys. Thanks a lot.

I live in a small town, so I'm not worried. I'm very sorry if I ruined it for you though!

I use to go at night when it's a total sausage fest.

In the morning the gym smells good too!

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2011, 04:55:38 AM »

Octo-mom was there...

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2011, 05:01:52 AM »

All the hot moms after their husbands head to work and their kids off to school hit the gym. No one is at their empty house after their workout.

Just kidding. I love my wife, I love my house, I love my money. I will keep repeating this until my milf induced hard on goes away.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2011, 05:05:55 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on May 13, 2011, 05:01:52 AM

All the hot moms after their husbands head to work and their kids off to school hit the gym. No one is at their empty house after their workout. Just kidding. I love my wife, I love my house, I love my money. I will keep repeating this until my milf induced hard on goes away.

Ever been shot at by an angry husband?

gym**rat · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2011, 08:27:29 AM »

Quote from: P.I.P on May 13, 2011, 04:42:52 AM

I learned something very important in the last week.

The gym is full of milfs between 6-8am. I'm the only guy there.

It's like I've died and gone to milf heaven.

Holy shit. If I was walking in my gym and looked down and she was looking up at me like that, my cock would instanty rip through my shorts like the Incredible Hulk and shoot an end-over-end load of cock snot right between her eyes.

I guess I don't have to worry about that happening, the women in my gym are pretty beastly.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2011, 08:31:39 AM »

Nina Hartley.

robcguns · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:01:17 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 13, 2011, 08:31:39 AM

Nina Hartley.

the best ever.

Tito24 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:05:36 AM »

http://xhamster.com/movies/276366/65_year_old_granny_pornstar_photoshoot_video.html

arce1988 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:42:23 AM »

mass243 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:49:48 AM »

I like milfs

(Tito, you posted gilf - not milf

)

Tito24 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 13, 2011, 11:24:59 AM »

yes im a sick fuck

Krankenstein · « **Reply #16 on:** May 13, 2011, 11:57:16 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 13, 2011, 08:31:39 AM

Nina Hartley.

Got an extra $1800 laying around for an hours worth of "companionship"?

http://www.naughtyreviews.com/escorts/nina-hartley-los-angeles-white-female

Tito24 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 13, 2011, 12:28:40 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on May 13, 2011, 11:57:16 AM

Got an extra $1800 laying around for an hours worth of "companionship"?

http://www.naughtyreviews.com/escorts/nina-hartley-los-angeles-white-female

lol that much money

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** May 13, 2011, 07:46:41 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on May 13, 2011, 11:57:16 AM

Got an extra $1800 laying around for an hours worth of "companionship"?

http://www.naughtyreviews.com/escorts/nina-hartley-los-angeles-white-female

Damn pretty steep right there with gas prices and all I'll have to settle for less dam disappointing.

Parker · « **Reply #19 on:** May 13, 2011, 08:30:34 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on May 13, 2011, 05:05:55 AM

Ever been shot at by an angry husband, after you shot your load on his wife?

Fixed

Firemuscle · « **Reply #20 on:** May 14, 2011, 02:57:46 AM »

When you get into your 30's there's no such thing as a MILF. They are just women who are your same age.

Anyone who talks about MILF's has gotta be a kid.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #21 on:** May 14, 2011, 03:21:37 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 14, 2011, 02:57:46 AM

When you get into your 30's there's no such thing as a MILF. They are just women who are your same age.

Anyone who talks about MILF's has gotta be a kid.

That's hilarious, and sad

Tito24 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 14, 2011, 08:08:11 AM »

Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture

Parker · « **Reply #23 on:** May 14, 2011, 08:20:34 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 14, 2011, 02:57:46 AM

When you get into your 30's there's no such thing as a MILF. They are just women who are your same age.

Anyone who talks about MILF's has gotta be a kid.

Semantics----Mother I'd Like to Fvck=MILF, there are women in their 30s with no kids, so therefore, she is not a MILF.