Author Topic: Countdown to the End - May 21st - Delayed... (Read 29253 times)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #25 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:51:57 PM »

jumpstart's mom is featured on Ultimate surrender.com

efirkey · « **Reply #26 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:55:10 PM »

If the world ends Saturday, then how will it end again Dec 21st of 2012? Someone is wrong.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #27 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:55:32 PM »

Quote from: DK II on May 18, 2011, 05:51:22 PM

Jumpstart doesn't have a mother, he wss simply there one day.

Too ugly and stupid to have anyone admit to creating that thing.

lol

Parker · « **Reply #28 on:** May 18, 2011, 06:35:18 PM »

Quote from: efirkey on May 18, 2011, 05:55:10 PM

If the world ends Saturday, then how will it end again Dec 21st of 2012? Someone is wrong.

No, the world will start to end! It's only the world doing foreplay before fucking over the world's population...

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #29 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:15:11 AM »

Quote from: efirkey on May 18, 2011, 05:55:10 PM

If the world ends Saturday, then how will it end again Dec 21st of 2012? Someone is wrong.

Fuck you and your logic man

Viking11 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2011, 07:26:54 AM »

Does this mean I don't need to bother to make my car payment tommorrow?

jaejonna · « **Reply #31 on:** May 19, 2011, 07:31:04 AM »

Quote from: jumpstart on May 17, 2011, 05:07:17 PM

I guess you all better do whatever you're gonna do before that day comes! LOL.

Translation: Go to Stan's house and smush.

kiwiol · « **Reply #32 on:** May 19, 2011, 09:40:22 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 19, 2011, 07:31:04 AM

Translation: Go to Stan's house and smush.

Are you saying Jumpstart's idea of the world ending equates to his mom accidently washing his entire collection of Stan McGay's worn thongs and removing all the skidmarks in them, JJ?

wes · « **Reply #33 on:** May 19, 2011, 09:56:15 AM »

Let it end man,I did my thing while I was here man.

Jack T. Cross · « **Reply #34 on:** May 19, 2011, 12:01:59 PM »

It's just a temporary little industry this individual has made. He's probably made a few hundred thousand over the course of it, so it's easy for him to lay low after 22 May or whatever.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #35 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:06:41 PM »

who is saying these shit my neegas?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #36 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:05:01 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 19, 2011, 02:06:41 PM

who is saying these shit my neegas?

Probably some gimmick trying to turn up the heat if we can just jack some hoes for a couple of days to get past 21 we are good.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #37 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:08:16 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 19, 2011, 03:05:01 PM

Probably some gimmick trying to turn up the heat if we can just jack some hoes for a couple of days to get past 21 we are good.

there is alot of shit saying about it on the net. maybe our dad big dicked bob has more details?

polychronopolous · « **Reply #38 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:09:27 PM »

And I'll be sittin in my recliner with a loaded .44

Come and get me mtherfcker if you think your bad enough.

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #39 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:13:43 PM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on May 18, 2011, 06:35:18 PM

No, the world will start to end! It's only the world doing foreplay before fucking over the world's population...

What makes you say that may I ask?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #40 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 19, 2011, 03:08:16 PM

there is alot of shit saying about it on the net. maybe our dad big dicked bob has more details?

Big Dicked Bob has many answers, we depend on his advices.

Big Worm · « **Reply #41 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:45:34 PM »

Quote from: jumpstart on May 17, 2011, 05:07:17 PM

I guess you all better do whatever you're gonna do before that day comes! LOL.

Take all your Stan McQuay pics,put them on a flash drive,and shove it up your ass..

tendonitis · « **Reply #42 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:47:04 PM »

I really hope this one is real, I'd give anything to get out of mowing my grass this weekend.

blinky · « **Reply #43 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:47:59 PM »

Quote

On May 21st of this month this Saturday The World will End!

as opposed to the may 21 in september??? $:-\$

HTexan · « **Reply #44 on:** May 20, 2011, 07:34:09 PM »

who is going to rapture bomb tomorrow?

chunkramwell · « **Reply #45 on:** May 20, 2011, 07:36:27 PM »

I hope Jesus picks me but it's okay if he doesn't I'll just try to be better.

Juruth · « **Reply #46 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:11:10 PM »

In two hours and fifty-five minutes, an earthquake the likes of which has never been seen on Earth will strike The Pacific Rim, which includes New Zealand, Somoa, etc. From there it will work it's way Westward, across the Earth, decimating the planet's surface, hitting each time zone at 6 PM. The End is at hand, and Christ is returning within a few short hours. All that is left to do is pick up a Bible, start reading it, put it down from time to time and beg God for mercy. Again, The End is at hand.

roccoginge · « **Reply #47 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:13:09 PM »

Quote from: juruth on May 20, 2011, 08:11:10 PM

In two hours and fifty-five minutes, an earthquake the likes of which has never been seen on Earth will strike The Pacific Rim, which includes New Zealand, Somoa, etc. From there it will work it's way Westward, across the Earth, decimating the planet's surface, hitting each time zone at 6 PM. The End is at hand, and Christ is returning within a few short hours. All that is left to do is pick up a Bible, start reading it, put it down from time to time and beg God for mercy. Again, The End is at hand.

If something happens the only thing you can use your bible for is to wipe your ass.

Viking11 · « **Reply #48 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:13:20 PM »

No it isn't.

Juruth · « **Reply #49 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:15:03 PM »

You try to be amusing, yet you embarrass yourself and the she-donkey from whose nether regions you emerged.

Author Topic: Countdown to the End - May 21st - Delayed... (Read 29253 times)

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