Author Topic: Countdown to the End - May 21st - Delayed... (Read 29328 times)

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #50 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:15:47 PM »

That dude who saying all of this spoke with my Pastor today and my Pastor all but laughed in his face.

Juruth · « **Reply #51 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:18:53 PM »

Your pastor is not a pastor at all. He is a blind donkey leading drooling simpletons into the abyss.

Juruth · « **Reply #52 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:20:28 PM »

2:41 until Christ returns on a cloud.

Alex23 · « **Reply #53 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:20:51 PM »

Made up stories by dudes who wanna finally get anal tonight...

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #54 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:21:51 PM »

My Pastor is Chuck Smith. Who is this other Pastor again??

Juruth · « **Reply #55 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:25:53 PM »

The name of your alleged pastor is inconsequential. He seeks the worship due the Messiah, and you fall prostrate before him and worship him, drop his name as if it means anything.

Juruth · « **Reply #56 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:28:08 PM »

And "Alex23" has his head so far up the ass of a cockeyed neanderthal he fails to see the Light of Christ. Go chase your muscleworship fantasies elsewhere, pagan.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #57 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:34:27 PM »

Well...actually he is well respected and trusted throughout the Christian world. He's planted hundreds of Calvary Chapels throught the world. But you're a tool and just here to argue so continue and keep on making an idiot (and I mean that in the biblical sense) of yourself.

Alex23 · « **Reply #58 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:36:14 PM »

Quote from: juruth on May 20, 2011, 08:28:08 PM

And "Alex23" has his head so far up the ass of a cockeyed neanderthal he fails to see the Light of Christ. Go chase your muscleworship fantasies elsewhere, pagan.

I'm actually a Neopagan Wicca and a long time Freemason. No joke.

Now go slide on a cock until it makes you gassy.

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #59 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:37:00 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on May 20, 2011, 08:21:51 PM

My Pastor is Chuck Smith. Who is this other Pastor again??

Mike Mcclure

What's it to you?

And guess what- my pastor runs a calvary too!

Alex23 · « **Reply #60 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Methyl Mike on May 20, 2011, 08:37:00 PM

Mike Mcclure

What's it to you?

And guess what- my pastor runs a calvary too!

Juruth · « **Reply #61 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:38:42 PM »

Your input on religous matters is of no interest to me. Chuck Smith is a heretic, and you worship his personality. You are addicted to arguing with anybody and everybody, so what vomit spews forth from you here is just more of the same.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #62 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:39:59 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on May 20, 2011, 08:15:47 PM

That dude who saying all of this spoke with my Pastor today and my Pastor all but laughed in his face.

Most Pastor's are very Lazy human beings. They are also largely closet homo's. $:-\$

Juruth · « **Reply #63 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:41:41 PM »

2:20 until Christ's return and Hell on Earth.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #64 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:43:08 PM »

Lets all get our final words in, confession time...

I hate bugs!

Alex23 · « **Reply #65 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:44:22 PM »

Quote from: juruth on May 20, 2011, 08:38:42 PM

Your input on religous matters is of no interest to me. Chuck Smith is a heretic, and you worship his personality. You are addicted to arguing with anybody and everybody, so what vomit spews forth from you here is just more of the same.

juruth, I just tracked your IP address and on my way to rape you until the room stinks.

Should I bring my "bibble"?

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #66 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:45:01 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on May 20, 2011, 08:43:08 PM

Lets all get our final words in, confession time...

I hate bugs!

I dislike humans who think they are "above" bugs

Alex23 · « **Reply #67 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:47:58 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on May 20, 2011, 08:45:01 PM

I dislike humans who think they are "above" bugs

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #68 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:50:45 PM »

Juruth · « **Reply #69 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:54:49 PM »

2:07 until Rapture.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #70 on:** May 20, 2011, 09:00:40 PM »

LOL.hopefully it doesn't happen before 10am. I have 3 new clients to start.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #71 on:** May 20, 2011, 09:03:21 PM »

New York Times says the Rapture doesn't start until 5 PM Eastern so we are good for a while

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #72 on:** May 20, 2011, 09:04:32 PM »

The bible says no one knows.

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #73 on:** May 20, 2011, 09:07:57 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on May 20, 2011, 09:04:32 PM

The bible says no one knows.

more specifically, that NO ONE may know the date and time, NOT EVEN JESUS- ONLY God knows. Period.

Anyone else is a false prophet, 100%.

Juruth · « **Reply #74 on:** May 20, 2011, 09:10:53 PM »

1:50 until major earthquake strkes New Zealand.