Author Topic: Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Pic of his Gal and Son... (Read 64634 times)

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:44:45 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on May 17, 2011, 10:42:45 PM

Fixed.

"The Spermdonator: Rise Of The Naughty Housekeeper Droids"

claymore · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:45:08 PM »

It's official...Arnold is the number one RETARD of all time !!

Parker · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:47:17 PM »

Quote from: viking1 on May 17, 2011, 08:31:44 PM

The mother -- Mildred Patricia Baena (she goes by Patty) -- was a housekeeper/assistant for the family for more than 20 years. Her jobs included cleaning, laundry, cooking and other chores.

Sources tell TMZ -- in the late 90's Patty began to "pursue Arnold." She told friends they would have unprotected sex during the day at the house. Patty never slept overnight at the house and no one ever caught them in the act.

We're told when she became pregnant, she didn't tell Arnold he was the father. Arnold didn't learn he was the daddy until the boy was a toddler.

Patty -- who made $1,200 a week -- was treated well by Arnold once he found out. Sources say Arnold was always "generous."

Patty -- who has recently retired -- now lives in a 4 bedroom house with a pool, several hours outside of L.A. with the boy and her 3 other kids.

We are not revealing the identity of the boy, however his features are eerily like Arnold's. We have various pictures of him at various ages (he's now 10 or 11) and each picture shows striking similarities, especially the mouth and teeth.

Now, picture this story back in the 1850's...Same song, diff Schnitzel

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:58:51 PM »

sure Jaw Gutler isn';t the father and Arnold is just taking the fall for the reigning mr. olympia?

Parker · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:01:58 PM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on May 17, 2011, 10:58:51 PM

sure Jaw Gutler isn';t the father and Arnold is just taking the fall for the reigning mr. olympia?

If Jaws doesn't have a kid now, he prolly will never have one...

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:02:18 PM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on May 17, 2011, 10:58:51 PM

sure Jaw Gutler isn';t the father and Arnold is just taking the fall for the reigning mr. olympia?

theheman · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:05:07 PM »

He won't survive.

chunkramwell · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:22:32 PM »

the future

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:27:23 PM »

Quote from: chunkramwell on May 17, 2011, 11:22:32 PM

the future

He will appreciate the fact that it is self propelled.

JasonH · « **Reply #34 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:44:44 PM »

ROFL!

L00n · « **Reply #35 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:53:33 PM »

she still looks decent for her age. wonder how she looks like then.

pedro01 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 18, 2011, 12:39:14 AM »

Quote

The mother -- Mildred Patricia Baena (she goes by Patty) -- was a housekeeper/assistant for the family for more than 20 years. Her jobs included cleaning, laundry, cooking and other chores.

No shit!

Swedish Viking · « **Reply #37 on:** May 18, 2011, 12:52:48 AM »

My question is this: if the kid looks like Arnie, why didn't Maria get real suspicious real quick? I mean, the woman is a Latina, unless her husband is also light eyed and haired with that very distinct Arnold mouth and jaw, it's got to be a pretty easy giveaway what happened there.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #38 on:** May 18, 2011, 03:13:14 AM »

Quote from: Swedish Viking on May 18, 2011, 12:52:48 AM

My question is this: if the kid looks like Arnie, why didn't Maria get real suspicious real quick? I mean, the woman is a Latina, unless her husband is also light eyed and haired with that very distinct Arnold mouth and jaw, it's got to be a pretty easy giveaway what happened there.

You can't expect her to keep track of all of Arnold's mitresses

Saram · « **Reply #39 on:** May 18, 2011, 03:20:54 AM »

Quote from: Swedish Viking on May 18, 2011, 12:52:48 AM

My question is this: if the kid looks like Arnie, why didn't Maria get real suspicious real quick? I mean, the woman is a Latina, unless her husband is also light eyed and haired with that very distinct Arnold mouth and jaw, it's got to be a pretty easy giveaway what happened there.

It's no coincidence that their marriage falls apart and this is revealed. Something happened in Arnold's life and the dirty laundry he wanted kept secret is being aired.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #40 on:** May 18, 2011, 03:22:08 AM »

Fuck, kid looks more like Arnold then his regular born son patrick, ahahaha... that's gotta be the ultimate slap in the face, replaced by a 3rd rate mexican version of yourself. lol

DK II · « **Reply #41 on:** May 18, 2011, 03:38:07 AM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 18, 2011, 03:22:08 AM

Fuck, kid looks more like Arnold then his regular born son patrick, ahahaha... that's gotta be the ultimate slap in the face, replaced by a 3rd rate mexican version of yourself. lol

LOL, qft.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #42 on:** May 18, 2011, 03:46:55 AM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 18, 2011, 03:22:08 AM

Fuck, kid looks more like Arnold then his regular born son patrick, ahahaha... that's gotta be the ultimate slap in the face, replaced by a 3rd rate mexican version of yourself. lol

Hahahaha

mass243 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 18, 2011, 04:30:33 AM »

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH AHHAHA

Guys, you were right... Old Arnie is alpha male and attracts quality pussy

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

240 is Back · « **Reply #44 on:** May 18, 2011, 04:52:52 AM »

i think it was chris rock who said men f*ck out of convenience.

they'll open their office door and grab the first piece of ass that they see. Sure, arnold could have called in a high quality piece of tail... but the staff might notice a 6 foot brunette model arriving at the estate.

Instead, he just wanted a quick, safe, and convenient nut from a person who seemed to be pretty damn good at keeping quiet about things. A safe '7' at the time trumps a '10' that might come with a TMZ reporter tailing a hottie to his office. He may have been shagging her for 15 years... who knows... based upon trust and convenience.

DK II · « **Reply #45 on:** May 18, 2011, 04:57:36 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 18, 2011, 04:52:52 AM

i think it was chris rock who said men f*ck out of convenience.

they'll open their office door and grab the first piece of ass that they see. Sure, arnold could have called in a high quality piece of tail... but the staff might notice a 6 foot brunette model arriving at the estate.

Instead, he just wanted a quick, safe, and convenient nut from a person who seemed to be pretty damn good at keeping quiet about things. A safe '7' at the time trumps a '10' that might come with a TMZ reporter tailing a hottie to his office. He may have been shagging her for 15 years... who knows... based upon trust and convenience.

Damn, 240 knows about these things.

WillGrant · « **Reply #46 on:** May 18, 2011, 04:59:57 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 18, 2011, 04:52:52 AM

i think it was chris rock who said men f*ck out of convenience.

they'll open their office door and grab the first piece of ass that they see. Sure, arnold could have called in a high quality piece of tail... but the staff might notice a 6 foot brunette model arriving at the estate.

Instead, he just wanted a quick, safe, and convenient nut from a person who seemed to be pretty damn good at keeping quiet about things. A safe '7' at the time trumps a '10' that might come with a TMZ reporter tailing a hottie to his office. He may have been shagging her for 15 years... who knows... based upon trust and convenience.

The question is - would you hit it ?

240 is Back · « **Reply #47 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:03:04 AM »

Quote from: WillGrant on May 18, 2011, 04:59:57 AM

The question is - would you hit it ?

Without a condom - no - I believe arnold should have realized his sperm was worth its weight in gold and used protection.

But, give his history, possible test use, and the fact that it's hard to think clearly on a friday night when you have 3 drinks in you and haven't gotten laid in months... well, I can see where Arnold would crack. You toss in a maid that you bitch too about your wife all day... a little latina hottie (15 years ago) who is also sex starved and flirty and promising to keep it on the down low (and who seemed to be great at it)....

and I can see why Arnold (and many men of fame and wealth) will just unload in a trusted employee over a call girl that comes with lots of red flags, drama, and attention. Arnold may have gotten clean away with it - opting only to say something now because he just wants to spend more time with his son. can't blame the guy for that.

WillGrant · « **Reply #48 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:04:42 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 18, 2011, 05:03:04 AM

Without a condom - no - I believe arnold should have realized his sperm was worth its weight in gold and used protection.

But, give his history, possible test use, and the fact that it's hard to think clearly on a friday night when you have 3 drinks in you and haven't gotten laid in months... well, I can see where Arnold would crack. You toss in a maid that you bitch too about your wife all day... a little latina hottie (15 years ago) who is also sex starved and flirty and promising to keep it on the down low (and who seemed to be great at it)....

and I can see why Arnold (and many men of fame and wealth) will just unload in a trusted employee over a call girl that comes with lots of red flags, drama, and attention. Arnold may have gotten clean away with it - opting only to say something now because he just wants to spend more time with his son. can't blame the guy for that.

Hottie ?

newmom · « **Reply #49 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:04:51 AM »

holy jeebus, that kid looks like him. Lovely, maria and mistress preggos at the same time. 1200 a week as a maid, not a bad gig. Shame on her and him. No doubt, she was looking for a meal ticket.

I hope Arnold stays in this kids life, I'm sure he will for PR reasons.

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