Steroids are so much more entertaining and news worthy to blame.
I always hear the bitches running aroung after they get their Prednisone cortico steroids telling all their friends "I'm on steroids, I'm on steroids...."
I'll be like, yeah, you will be getting bigger alright. Bigger and FATTER than you already are, dipshit.
Anything with the word "steroid" attached to it sounds so fucking entertaining.