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New York Pro - How do I get tickets?
« on: May 23, 2011, 07:08:02 AM »
So, do I just show up oiled and in my thong ready to see the show? How do I get tickets to this event? Any Getbiggers wanna shoot some SEO and slam an insulin shake after prejudging?

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 07:15:15 AM »
Hank would be upset to see his life's work degraded to such a vain exhibition. You should be bridges, track, engines; changing the world...not posing for schmoes.
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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 07:33:25 AM »
Hank would be upset to see his life's work degraded to such a vain exhibition. You should be bridges, track, engines; changing the world...not posing for schmoes.

Where is Mr. Wood these days?

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 07:36:57 AM »
he's @ Lee's Muscle Fantasy Camp

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2011, 07:38:41 AM »
he's @ Lee's Muscle Fantasy Camp

LOL

Seriously, how do I get tickets? Me and my homo training partner want to see the pageant.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2011, 07:46:13 AM »
LOL

Seriously, how do I get tickets? Me and my homo training partner want to see the pageant.
There's no website?

Ask Bob Cicherillo. He is the Athelete's Rep and will probably MC this show. He'll hook you up.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2011, 07:48:05 AM »
There's no website?

Ask Bob Cicherillo. He is the Athelete's Rep and will probably MC this show. He'll hook you up.

Bob is good peoples. I know you get into it with him but he's cool in my book.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2011, 07:50:34 AM »
Where is Mr. Wood these days?

...it was a reference to Hank Rearden, not Hank wood.
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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2011, 07:51:52 AM »
Bob is good peoples. I know you get into it with him but he's cool in my book.
In mine as well. I give him a hard time for clips like the one with the yellow Lambo in which he and the whole act reeks cheesiness. I also give him flack for his horrid taste in clothes. And for sidestepping issues and twisting shit or avoiding direct answers. Other than that he is a nice guy. I am sure I would get along with him.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2011, 07:54:27 AM »
...it was a reference to Hank Rearden, not Hank wood.

Wow, I need to actually read what people write.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2011, 08:02:21 AM »
LOL

Seriously, how do I get tickets? Me and my homo training partner want to see the pageant.

Did you check ticketmaster or livenation?   Its prob sold out by now, you may have to resort to a scalper who was on his game.
 
































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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2011, 08:08:20 AM »
LOL @ sold out. There will be 5000 empty seats, and more at prejudging.

I have a feeling Kai is going to bring a new standard at this show. I want to witness the fruitfucker change the game.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2011, 08:13:05 AM »
LOL @ sold out. There will be 5000 empty seats, and more at prejudging.



I will paypal you $50 to write to 'ticket to schmoefest' in rainbow colors and video tape yourself using it to get in to the night show.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2011, 08:21:34 AM »
I will paypal you $50 to write to 'ticket to schmoefest' in rainbow colors and video tape yourself using it to get in to the night show.

I'd probably get booted out, which would suck. But I'm down for similar video shenanagins.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2011, 08:30:24 AM »
I'd probably get booted out, which would suck. But I'm down for similar video shenanagins.
Really oil and lube your butthole, also make sure that your glutes are so shiny, that they can used as mirrors. Add a hint of spearmint down there...on your front, a dash of Davidoff's "Cool Water"...practice that "come hither and fuck me" look...and add copious quanities of Vaseline to the insides of your cowboy boots...before you enter, tweek your nipples...

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2011, 08:39:26 AM »
Really oil and lube your butthole, also make sure that your glutes are so shiny, that they can used as mirrors. Add a hint of spearmint down there...on your front, a dash of Davidoff's "Cool Water"...practice that "come hither and fuck me" look...and add copious quanities of Vaseline to the insides of your cowboy boots...before you enter, tweek your nipples...

Dude. No. You jumped the shark right thar.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2011, 09:30:52 AM »
LOL @ sold out. There will be 5000 empty seats, and more at prejudging.

I have a feeling Kai is going to bring a new standard at this show. I want to witness the fruitfucker change the game.

Obviously, you've never been there....

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2011, 09:37:58 AM »
LOL @ sold out. There will be 5000 empty seats, and more at prejudging.

I have a feeling Kai is going to bring a new standard at this show. I want to witness the fruitfucker change the game.

There aren't 5,000 seats at the venue.  It is held in Tribeca, at the Borough of Manhattan Community College in their auditorium, which is also where the Tribeca film festival is held.  The event is actually a pretty decent one.  I attend every year with my partner and sometimes hang out with a few of the promoters after the show.

I was there when Bob won his contest and was posing immediately outside (area behind the stage where the contestants had their posing and oil room).  He had a great day that day and his wife was a very gracious woman, taking his pictures immediately after the prejudging and also after his win.  Like I said, beautiful couple.

The NY PRO does get sold out very easily.  The auditorium probably holds about 1-2,000 people and I've seen it get roughly over 1,200 easy. 

You have to remember that each competitor has many people coming to see them (family, friends, admirers, lovers etc.).  Also, all of the major bodybuilding magazines show up to the events and the supplement companies also line themselves up inside the building with their fitness models promoting their products and giving free stuff away.

Just the fitness models alone attract a large number of fans.

You guys should truly check it out.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2011, 09:42:09 AM »
Obviously, you've never been there....

Actually, I've competed at the tribeca theatre 3 times (early 2000's). I wasn't aware the NY Pro was moved there since I haven't been to a pro show in many years.

And shame on you, Bob. You keep forgetting the chocolate cake I bought you, big fella.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2011, 09:45:03 AM »
There aren't 5,000 seats at the venue.  It is held in Tribeca, at the Borough of Manhattan Community College in their auditorium, which is also where the Tribeca film festival is held.  The event is actually a pretty decent one.  I attend every year with my partner and sometimes hang out with a few of the promoters after the show.

I was there when Bob won his contest and was posing immediately outside (area behind the stage where the contestants had their posing and oil room).  He had a great day that day and his wife was a very gracious woman, taking his pictures immediately after the prejudging and also after his win.  Like I said, beautiful couple.

The NY PRO does get sold out very easily.  The auditorium probably holds about 1-2,000 people and I've seen it get roughly over 1,200 easy. 

You have to remember that each competitor has many people coming to see them (family, friends, admirers, lovers etc.).  Also, all of the major bodybuilding magazines show up to the events and the supplement companies also line themselves up inside the building with their fitness models promoting their products and giving free stuff away.

Just the fitness models alone attract a large number of fans.

You guys should truly check it out.

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OH COOL SO WHERE DO I GET TICKETS.

I really do want to go. I'll buy you and your guy a banana and Bob a cheeseburger.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 09:46:26 AM »
Actually, I've competed at the tribeca theatre 3 times (early 2000's). I wasn't aware the NY Pro was moved there since I haven't been to a pro show in many years.

And shame on you, Bob. You keep forgetting the chocolate cake I bought you, big fella.

Mmmm...chocolate cake!  Thanks bro!!

Yes, the pro show has been there for a few years now, and is always packed to the back....

Come on down....

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2011, 09:48:55 AM »
Mmmm...chocolate cake!  Thanks bro!!

Yes, the pro show has been there for a few years now, and is always packed to the back....

Come on down....

So I can just show up and you'll let me in, right?

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2011, 09:55:06 AM »
OH COOL SO WHERE DO I GET TICKETS.

I really do want to go. I'll buy you and your guy a banana and Bob a cheeseburger.

You can purchase tickets at the front door as has been customary.

You don't need to purchase my partner and I a banana. I promise you that if you saw my condo a few blocks away, you would understand that we are in no need of bananas.  

We have an entire dungeon filled with sexual paraphernalia.  We even have a swing in one of the rooms in case you'd like to stop by ReHardened Metal.

Many of your "favorite" pros have made their way to our condo after the NY PRO.  Our prize money is significantly higher than the show's top prize.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2011, 09:57:08 AM »
You can purchase tickets at the front door as has been customary.

You don't need to purchase my partner and I a banana. I promise you that if you saw my condo a few blocks away, you would understand that we are in no need of bananas. 

We have an entire dungeon filled with sexual paraphernalia.  We even have a swing in one of the rooms in case you'd like to stop by ReHarden Metal.

Many of your "favorite" pros have made their way to our condo after the NY PRO.  Our prize money is significantly higher than the show's top prize.

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I doubt my ass is worth Bay's tier 1 asking price.

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Re: New York Pro
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2011, 09:59:35 AM »
I doubt my ass is worth Bay's tier 1 asking price.

We sponsor both amateurs and wannabes alike.

We will gladly offer you a contract if you meet the standards we set forth.  Just make sure to show up with your shopping bag in hand and with something a little less revealing than what the competitors wear on stage and we will give you a fair chance.

I know you think it's all a joke, but for a struggling bodybuilder that still lives out of mom's basement, we offer a pretty good deal.

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