Author Topic: Girlfriend - If I get bigger, I get dumped (Read 14250 times)

James28 · « **on:** May 23, 2011, 01:32:58 PM »

So yea, only have 17' arms but she says it's starting to gross her out and would leave if I get any bigger. Any advice?

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:34:40 PM »

Dump her first. Any girl who ain't "ride or die" for you needs to get tossed out. Women do NOT give ultimatums.

chaos · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:34:52 PM »

Plow her up the butt and wipe it on the curtains as you walk out the door.

BayGBM · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:36:13 PM »

Cycle up! The dudes are waiting for you!

"With each passing moment you make yourself more and more my servant! Give yourself to the Dark side!"

BIG ACH · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:36:40 PM »

"Make sure the door doersnt hit you on the way out" now work on bringing those 17" arms up!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:36:48 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 23, 2011, 01:34:52 PM

Plow her up the butt and wipe it on the curtains as you walk out the door.

epic

Largerthanlife · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:37:46 PM »

yeah stop working out, working out becomes grotesque at a point and you have a mental disorder probably called bigorexia, go see a doc and listen to her advice, take it easy.

Fitness4Life · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:38:57 PM »

Drop that girl lol, wtf!

mass243 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:40:19 PM »

Who gave her a right to speak in the first place

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:41:03 PM »

Quote from: mass243 on May 23, 2011, 01:40:19 PM

Who gave her a right to speak in the first place

she should have been maken a sammy instead of giving ultimatums

saucetradomous · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:44:42 PM »

tell that fat cnut girl if she gets any bigger you're out the door as well.

James28 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:46:24 PM »

Don't know guys, she really seems like she means it. Was just having a posedown in the mirror downstairs (chest, triceps day) and she walked away in a huff and slammed the bedroom door.

el numero uno · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:47:08 PM »

Quote from: James28 on May 23, 2011, 01:32:58 PM

So yea, only have 17' arms but she says it's starting to gross her out and would leave if I get any bigger. Any advice?

STOP THE PERMABULKING THING!

bike nut · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:47:33 PM »

Quote from: James28 on May 23, 2011, 01:32:58 PM

So yea, only have 17' arms but she says it's starting to gross her out and would leave if I get any bigger. Any advice?

(1) Stop claiming your 13-inch pipe cleaner arms are 17-inches.

(2) PTPS

el numero uno · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:48:28 PM »

But if you are not a permabulker with 25% bf, then wear a condom, put menthol on it and buttfuck her. She won't bother you anymore.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:49:55 PM »

James28 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:51:27 PM »

I'm not a permabulker

I have at least 4 abs visible!

But really, I gotta go calm this bitch down before I lose my rag with her.

smoothasf · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:04:24 PM »

Get shredded you'll look bigger and she can't moan. Also dump her.

99 Bananas · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:14:20 PM »

''4 abs'' hahaha You fat fuck. Quit lying to yourself your arms are 15 and a half legit. 17s with fat. fuck. Women telling you what to do and what not. Drop the purse and pick up your wallet you fuckin twat. If shes threatening to leave you over your bodyfat level as a human being you're fucking pathetic lol. Quit sugarcoating the word fatter with ''bigger.''

Parker · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:15:55 PM »

mass243 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:16:10 PM »

Quote from: 99 Bananas on May 23, 2011, 02:14:20 PM

''4 abs'' hahaha You fat fuck. Quit lying to yourself your arms are 15 and a half legit. 17s with fat. fuck. Women telling you what to do and what not. Drop the purse and pick up your wallet you fuckin twat. If shes threatening to leave you over your bodyfat level as a human being you're fucking pathetic lol. Quit sugarcoating the word fatter with ''bigger.''

Word.

Men tell females what to do. Not vice versa. Real men that is.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:16:31 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 23, 2011, 01:34:52 PM

Plow her up the butt and wipe it on the curtains as you walk out the door.

This ^ x2.

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:16:58 PM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on May 23, 2011, 02:15:55 PM

which one of those is fai-Reeves?

Parker · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:20:04 PM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on May 23, 2011, 02:16:58 PM

which one of those is fai-Reeves?

Lower Left-hand corner...They wouldn't put me in, because I refused to remove my "Malcom X" horn rim glasses..

James28 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:25:13 PM »

Epic posts. More!!