Girlfriend - If I get bigger, I get dumped

[burn2live]

I've gone from 220 to about 273 since I started dating my gf. lol. Just say nothing and grow slowly. She will never notice 

[che]

Plow her up the butt and wipe it on the curtains as you walk out the door.

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[ChopperRider]

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[abijahmaniaco]

why do alot of you men think just because a woman wants an out, there is another dude on the hooks or in the wings or whatever you fellas call it.

well because it's always the case. the emotional support thing is a pussy way down her pants. all the dude has to do is just agree w/ whatever fictionalized version of the story she's spouting off and eff her brains out.

[HTexan]

So yea, only have 17' arms but she says it's starting to gross her out and would leave if I get any bigger. Any advice?

get bigger, i doubt she will leave.

[nosleep]

kill this bitch. she cant dump u if shes dead.

[dj181]

Cycle up!  The dudes are waiting for you!  

"With each passing moment you make yourself more and more my servant!  Give yourself to the Dark side!"

lol

[Largerthanlife]

the way I see it brother, she won't always be there for you, so don't lose her over some stupid weights in the gym.  You can always go back to the weights in the gym, they aren't going anywhere.

[abijahmaniaco]

^fail. the weights will always be there for you. don't forsake them for some flighty whore who will leave you soon anyway. besides she will only want you less if you disrespect yourself by conforming to her ridiculous demands.

[Alex23]

Plow her up the butt and wipe it on the curtains as you walk out the door.

Agreed!

[Largerthanlife]

^fail. the weights will always be there for you. don't forsake them for some flighty whore who will leave you soon anyway. besides she will only want you less if you disrespect yourself by conforming to her ridiculous demands.

that's what I am saying, he should make a sacrifice to be with this girl, if the girl wants to be with him as well, no need to break up a serious relationship for some stupid weights that aren't every going anywhere.  She could if he doesn't pay enough attention to her needs.

[Meso_z]

Drop her first. I guarantee you that she wont recover.

[Hulkotron]

why do alot of you men think just because a woman wants an out, there is another dude on the hooks or in the wings or whatever you fellas call it.

This has been my experience in literally 100% of the cases.

[Largerthanlife]

why do alot of you men think just because a woman wants an out, there is another dude on the hooks or in the wings or whatever you fellas call it.

because that is the way younger woman are now days the new generation, if they don't already have a man before they leave you they will the day after, they don't leave relationships without a backup waiting in the wings.  Usually start cheating while they are with you then break it off and start going out with the new dude.  Even fat girls can get laid now days, sad start of affairs.

[dj181]

because that is the way younger woman are now days the new generation, if they don't already have a man before they leave you they will the day after, they don't leave relationships without a backup waiting in the wings.  Usually start cheating while they are with you then break it off and start going out with the new dude.  Even fat girls can get laid now days, sad start of affairs.

Quality post

[galain]

Women don't have a fucking clue what they want mate. She doesn't want you to get bigger, so you have to stop working out. Then she won't want you to get fatter, so you'll have to start doing something else. Then you'll be too skinny so you should go to her freaking crossfit class with her. Then she won't want you there because she'll think you're checking out the babes. But you won't be allowed to stay at home and post on GetBig while she's away, because she won't want someone who is lazy and unproductive without drive. Blah Blah Blah.

If it's not this she's bitching about it'll be something else. What she's saying is she doesn't want you to be you, she wants you to be the way she wants you to be. At least, that's what she thinks, because she doesn't really have any idea what she wants.

[smoothasf]

Go out and pull a bird who's best body part is the opposite to hers. If she's chubby get a skinny.bird, if she's flat chested someone with an obvious rack. Bring her home and fuck her so she catches you and when she tries to walk away shout "no! No you fucking bitch you come back here and watch".   Seriously dump her she's already lined up her next bf if she hasn't fucked him already.

[Figo]

Plow her up the butt and wipe it on the curtains as you walk out the door.

unless its your house, in which case she must wash the curtains before leaving. And cook dinner.

[freespirit]

So yea, only have 17' arms but she says it's starting to gross her out and would leave if I get any bigger. Any advice?

Dump her. Trust me, it's easy. 

[claymore]

Dump her first. Any girl who ain't "ride or die" for you needs to get tossed out. Women do NOT give ultimatums.

This...read this over and over again !!!!

[bike nut]

Epic thread.
 ProstituteMom giving relationship advice. I guess who else would know better about getting pumped and dumped?

[The_Infidel]

well because it's always the case. the emotional support thing is a pussy way down her pants. all the dude has to do is just agree w/ whatever fictionalized version of the story she's spouting off and eff her brains out.

Legendary post.

Truth being told here.

OP lets see a photo. We'll tell you if she is wrong or if you are just a fat fuck. 

[abijahmaniaco]

that's what I am saying, he should make a sacrifice to be with this girl, if the girl wants to be with him as well, no need to break up a serious relationship for some stupid weights that aren't every going anywhere.  She could if he doesn't pay enough attention to her needs.

you don't get it man. i'm not agreeing with you; i'm saying if she doesn't like him lifting weights he should scrap her and not the weights. (btw the weights are not stupid--she's stupid.)

[Largerthanlife]

you don't get it man. i'm not agreeing with you; i'm saying if she doesn't like him lifting weights he should scrap her and not the weights. (btw the weights are not stupid--she's stupid.)

I did understand what you were saying I was just countering, I don't see why you see why he should dump her because he is obsessed and a huge narcissist, you think he should continue this destructive behavior.  She is the only one looking out for him and caring enough to express it to him.

[Aerian]

I did understand what you were saying I was just countering, I don't see why you see why he should dump her because he is obsessed and a huge narcissist, you think he should continue this destructive behavior.  She is the only one looking out for him and caring enough to express it to him.

You sound like a bitch who caters to anything a woman wants.



Point is...part of being a man is telling THE WOMEN what to do, not the other way around.  If she has issues she can get to steppin....