Author Topic: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up (Read 5504 times)

Hulkotron · « **on:** May 23, 2011, 08:25:05 PM »

with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though. Advices?

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:28:27 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 23, 2011, 01:34:52 PM

Plow her up the butt and wipe it on the curtains as you walk out the door.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:30:35 PM »

I use pictures of fatpanda to force myself to do cardio 4x a week and stay under 12%

true story

kh300 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:32:20 PM »

Well you dont want the mother of your children to be someone who uses such foul language,do you?

If not just inject lots of drugs and do quarter reps. You'll be buff in no time!

Hulkotron · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:33:51 PM »

Quote from: kh300 on May 23, 2011, 08:32:20 PM

Well you dont want the mother of your children to be someone who uses such foul language,do you?

If not just inject lots of drugs and do quarter reps. You'll be buff in no time!

kh300, maybe you did not notice but I have 15" arms (cold). Obviously I am sterile from all the synthetic testosterona used to achieve this feat.

I appreciate your advices though

Bam-bam · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:35:31 PM »

grow a bigger dick bro, us big dicked males can get pretty fat and get away with it because in the end we all know what counts for women. hope this helps.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #6 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:07:19 AM »

sounds like true love

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #7 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:45:23 AM »

Let her cook for you and listen to her lamentations.

Playboy · « **Reply #8 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:32:20 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on May 23, 2011, 08:25:05 PM

with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though. Advices?

Buy a Dodge ... damn fine car to run people over with

HTexan · « **Reply #9 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on May 23, 2011, 08:25:05 PM

with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though. Advices?

Tell her she is fat too?

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:47:10 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on May 24, 2011, 05:16:16 PM

Tell her she is fat too?

If he does that, he will lose her forever .

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H

tommywishbone · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:48:29 PM »

You're in trouble fatty.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:48:45 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on May 24, 2011, 05:16:16 PM

Tell her she is fat too?

Tell her that her labia are too discolored for your liking and you wish that she do something about it

Primemuscle · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2011, 01:13:43 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on May 23, 2011, 08:25:05 PM

with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though. Advices?

Dump her before she dumps you. Be a man!

If a woman cares for you she wouldn't give you such an ultimatum.

Good work on the arms. Mine are finally a solid 17" working towards 18" over the next year....yahoo!

Immortal_Technique · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2011, 02:42:57 AM »

Man up and lose weight you pussy assed guy.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2011, 05:34:49 AM »

Throw your shoes to her

Tapeworm · « **Reply #16 on:** May 29, 2011, 05:55:13 AM »

Don't lose her or you'll have to start all over again. And with a fat girl.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #17 on:** May 29, 2011, 05:58:53 AM »

There is hope

Firemuscle · « **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2011, 05:59:16 AM »

Let's see a pic Hulkotron. Then we can see if the bitch is crazy or if you really are a fatass who needs to lose weight.

obtuse_waiter · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:33:36 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 23, 2011, 08:28:27 PM

lol

Hulkotron · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:10:08 PM »

This is a joke btw, some delusional fat guy posted an earlier thread claiming he was getting so huge and muscular his GF told him he couldn't gain any more weight. I've posted pics several times and weigh like 180 tops. I was up to 185 in February but have been running a lot since then, probably below 180 at the moment.

I do really have 15" arms though!

Rambone · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:16:24 PM »

slacker · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on May 23, 2011, 08:25:05 PM

with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though. Advices?

Why dont you try lifting weights

chaos · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2011, 09:00:02 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on May 30, 2011, 08:10:08 PM

I've posted pics several times

Hulkotron · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:09:10 AM »

Quote from: chaos on May 30, 2011, 09:00:02 PM

Here are a couple for your "special" time at night.