The trouble with editing it down is that you'd lose all gh15's humour. I like his rambling attacks on anything that offend his sensibilities on hormones or any other matter.
A condensed bible would be pretty short. He repeatedly spells out the fundamentals in a paragraph himself.
Just cutting and pasting all his posts into one huge doc wouldn't do either, as most of his posts are contextual to the thread concerned. Might be a place to start though.
I can however suggest a working title for any effort that takes place:
"r e t a r d,, listen!!"