What would any of you say if Kim K or Snooki came up to you face to face?
I'd keep it 100: "Kim your ass is fake and you have Nick from Slickforce touch up your pics before being released to the public."
"Snooki, you are a fake Italian who has gotten bigger and bigger...top it off, you are a Hobbit. You belong with the Shirefolk...and you have a flat ass...why do you want to be something you are not?"