Author Topic: 1988 Mike Tyson V Haku NHB who wins?? (Read 6887 times)

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:29:29 PM »

WTF is (a?) Haku?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:52:08 PM »

This a legit tough one because haku IS the toughest guy in the history of pro wrestling

Honorable mention goes to Tracy Smothers and Danny Hodge

Tyr · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2011, 05:08:36 AM »

NHB = Tonga" Haku " Fifita. Dude was feared for good reason.
Tyson, of course, stands a fairly good punchers chance if as he can connect HARD before Haku closes the distance.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2011, 05:25:33 AM »

Doesn't anybody think Tyson was in any fights that went beyond boxing? Growing up on the streets of Brooklyn? The juvenile lock ups? Prison? Is a guy like St. Pierre just gonna step in and throw some of his karate school kicks and drop Tyson? Get fuckin real.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2011, 05:31:31 AM »

Quote from: Tyr on May 28, 2011, 05:08:36 AM

NHB = Tonga" Haku " Fifita. Dude was feared for good reason.
Tyson, of course, stands a fairly good punchers chance if as he can connect HARD before Haku closes the distance.

Haku gouged out an eyeball of Jimmy Jack Funk, beat the crap out of Bad News Brown, and bit part of someone's nose out from a group of people jumping him at an airport bar.

He sells cars at a Toyota dealership now......

GraniteCityDon · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2011, 06:21:28 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on May 28, 2011, 05:25:33 AM

Doesn't anybody think Tyson was in any fights that went beyond boxing? Growing up on the streets of Brooklyn? The juvenile lock ups? Prison? Is a guy like St. Pierre just gonna step in and throw some of his karate school kicks and drop Tyson? Get fuckin real.

Ask Mitch Green

For what its worth, as i stated on the Wrestling board, whomever lands the first solid hit wins the fight

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2011, 07:02:46 AM »

Tyson would beat the shit out of Haku. Haku won some drunken brawls with other booze/drug addled wrestlers. Not tougher than Tyson.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2011, 07:08:05 AM »

Vince: no need to put that little wink in after the car sales comment, like you know something. Fact is he was blown out of the showroom a couple of years ago. Get your facts straight.

Tito24 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2011, 07:22:24 AM »

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2011, 07:46:04 AM »

I abhor the fact that one of the people who is supporting Haku in this thread is some fag black guy

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2011, 08:21:09 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on May 28, 2011, 07:08:05 AM

Vince: no need to put that little wink in after the car sales comment, like you know something. Fact is he was blown out of the showroom a couple of years ago. Get your facts straight.

From what I understand he's still working as a car salesman for a Toyota dealership. I've not heard anything different other than him wrestling occasionally. But, I'm sorry that I haven't called him a while to say hey.......

Oh by the way. If you notice the name Tonga Fifita.....that's Haku you moron

http://www.davidmaustoyota.com/dealership/staff.htm

local hero · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2011, 09:53:25 AM »

early 20's tyson would kill anything put in front of him..... no debate

Tito24 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2011, 09:55:19 AM »

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2011, 10:04:38 AM »

Vince: Here's what your link says:Tonga Fifita, Car Spa Manager. In other words, he CLEANS CARS, he doesn't sell them. As I said he was let go from the show room years ago. He works out back, cleaning cars. You are a smug, self-important jackass who has once again confirmed what an ass you really are.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2011, 10:26:06 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on May 28, 2011, 10:04:38 AM

Vince: Here's what your link says:Tonga Fifita, Car Spa Manager. In other words, he CLEANS CARS, he doesn't sell them. As I said he was let go from the show room years ago. He works out back, cleaning cars. You are a smug, self-important jackass who has once again confirmed what an ass you really are.

Everyone who works at a car dealership sells cars and actually it says "Car Spa Manager" meaning that he manages people who wash cars. I would say that its a promotion since he now gets a steady paycheck rather than work on commission only.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2011, 10:47:39 AM »

Everybody who works at a dealership does not sell cars. He was almost FIRED from the company for lack of performance. He couldn't close the customers or even make sense of what they wanted. They allowed him to stay and clean cars in the back. You don't know him, you don't know the situation, and you don't know the car business. Again, you are an ass.

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2011, 10:56:56 AM »

A sanctioned boxing match is nothing like a NHB street fight in a dark alley, so not sure if Tyson would fare too well against a whacko like Haku. My guess is not, unless he lands the first punch.

A guy like GSP would IMO get get brutalized and torn apart by a guy like Haku on the street. Going into a refereed point fight like GSP does is nothing like going into a fight where theres nobody to help you and theres a good chance you could end up seriously fucked up if you mess with the wrong individual.

Dont say that to the GSP fans though, to them there are no seasoned street fighters, bar brawlers, gang bangers or mean hard asses that would stand a chance

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:04:03 PM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on May 28, 2011, 10:47:39 AM

Everybody who works at a dealership does not sell cars. He was almost FIRED from the company for lack of performance. He couldn't close the customers or even make sense of what they wanted. They allowed him to stay and clean cars in the back. You don't know him, you don't know the situation, and you don't know the car business. Again, you are an ass.

Actually I've met him twice at two different wrestling events. Very nice guy. And like I said, he's still wrestling and he still gets paid from the WWE so he's not hurting for money.

Even your claim doesn't make sense....if he was doing a horrible job then they would have fired him rather then making him a manager and giving him a steady paycheck.

Just like your claims on Chick, you're simply full of shit.

GraniteCityDon · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:22:01 PM »

Haku was kept on a lucrative contract for over 3 years in WCW when he drew no money for 1 simple reason - nobody was man enough to tell him he was fired

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:22:45 PM »

He wasn't cut out to sell cars. Doesn't mean he can't clean them, doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Most managers of detail departments were illegal aliens making 10 bucks an hour while the other grunts made 9. Again, you don't know the car business, so you really should stay quiet. I know you crave any attention you can get because mommy and daddy weren't there for you. So, at this time I'm going to cut off my attention, because it is what you seek. Fuck off and die.

SgtSpar · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:23:52 PM »

Quote from: BILL ANVIL on May 28, 2011, 10:56:56 AM

to them there are no seasoned street fighters, bar brawlers, gang bangers or mean hard asses that would stand a chance

If you think any of the groups you just listed has any chance against Tyson, GSP (or any other pro MMA fighter), you are seriously deluded.

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:46:29 PM »

Quote from: SgtSpar on May 28, 2011, 12:23:52 PM

If you think any of the groups you just listed has any chance against Tyson, GSP (or any other pro MMA fighter), you are seriously deluded.

In what type of fight though?

Darren Avey · « **Reply #23 on:** February 09, 2021, 12:11:57 PM »

Quote from: BILL ANVIL on May 28, 2011, 10:56:56 AM

A sanctioned boxing match is nothing like a NHB street fight in a dark alley, so not sure if Tyson would fare too well against a whacko like Haku. My guess is not, unless he lands the first punch.

A guy like GSP would IMO get get brutalized and torn apart by a guy like Haku on the street. Going into a refereed point fight like GSP does is nothing like going into a fight where theres nobody to help you and theres a good chance you could end up seriously fucked up if you mess with the wrong individual.

Dont say that to the GSP fans though, to them there are no seasoned street fighters, bar brawlers, gang bangers or mean hard asses that would stand a chance

This guy knows what s what

njflex · « **Reply #24 on:** February 09, 2021, 12:43:17 PM »

for us regular folk in terms of not being the greatest at there athletic chosen sport like tyson could remember those yrs at awe,the sight of him coming into the ring with the towel or shirt cut off hanging of his thick neck and him casually strolling through the runway leading to the ring the crowd buzzing as his walked and then stepped into ring. was awesome.