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Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« on: May 28, 2011, 06:57:03 PM »
  Jambo is a 'tiny" lowland gorilla at about 300 lbs. Nevertheless, it has about 5 X the raw power of Mariusz Pudzianowski in his prime. It could have teared the boy from limb to limb like a piece of paper if it wanted to. The reason why it didn't is because Human toddlers have the same scent as baby gorillas, so the gorilla assumed he was a gorilla toddler.



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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 07:02:06 PM »
LOL ! Great vid, but what's with you and gorillas lately ?? LOL !

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 07:04:37 PM »
LOL ! Great vid, but what's with you and gorillas lately ?? LOL !

  I want for them to shave a mountain gorilla and have it compete at the Olympia. That is taking it to the next level. When they live in the wild and eat their natural diet of leaves, bark and insects, they have around 4% bodyfat and weight up to 600 lbs with an average of 450 lbs(200 kg). Can you imagine? 600 lbs with abs! That is taking it to the next level.

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 07:08:53 PM »
LOL !! Dude, your a " looonnnatteekkk " !!!


But, that would be pretty cool though. Strangely enough, I'm kinda with ya on that one ! Let's find a fuckin' mountain gorilla, shave the guy, and throw some posin' trucks on him ! Voila ! Mr. O 2011 ! Lol !

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 07:09:13 PM »
the more intelligent gorillas are around 14 feet tall and reside in outer planets with advanced technology
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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 07:11:14 PM »
the gorilla would only attack if it feels it has a worth while challenge.  Same reason you don't go around killing baby rabbits or some shit unless your fucked up.


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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 07:12:23 PM »
the more intelligent gorillas are around 14 feet tall and reside in outer planets with advanced technology


Yes. They made a " few " movies about them. ;) Put down the pipe, son, and pick up some dumbells.

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2011, 07:19:04 PM »
These guerilla are very nice to babies and very much sexy



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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 07:22:03 PM »
 Jambo is a 'tiny" lowland gorilla at about 300 lbs. Nevertheless, it has about 5 X the raw power of Mariusz Pudzianowski in his prime. It could have teared the boy from limb to limb like a piece of paper if it wanted to. The reason why it didn't is because Human toddlers have the same scent as baby gorillas, so the gorilla assumed he was a gorilla toddler.



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Where were the gorillas when that Gorillas in the mist woman was murdered

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2011, 10:02:32 PM »
You really like gorillas don't you lol, get big should all pinch in and buy you one for your birthday :)

in all seriousness though they do carry a ton of muscle, if I was an animal I'd like to be a gorilla..... That or a lion!

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2011, 10:21:33 PM »
You really like gorillas don't you lol, get big should all pinch in and buy you one for your birthday :)

in all seriousness though they do carry a ton of muscle, if I was an animal I'd like to be a gorilla..... That or a lion!

  What's not to like? Who wouldn't want to have the strength to flip a family sedan with one arm and have literally dozens of females available for sex any time you want? Gorillas are role models for all men!!!!!!!! :)

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2011, 11:41:21 PM »
muscle, its "torn" not teared and this is old.

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2011, 11:46:46 PM »
  I want for them to shave a mountain gorilla and have it compete at the Olympia. That is taking it to the next level. When they live in the wild and eat their natural diet of leaves, bark and insects, they have around 4% bodyfat and weight up to 600 lbs with an average of 450 lbs(200 kg). Can you imagine? 600 lbs with abs! That is taking it to the next level.

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It's allready been done..

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2011, 06:07:44 AM »
Where were the gorillas when that Gorillas in the mist woman was murdered

lmao. Good question.

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2011, 06:40:11 AM »
 Jambo is a 'tiny" lowland gorilla at about 300 lbs. Nevertheless, it has about 5 X the raw power of Mariusz Pudzianowski in his prime. It could have teared torn the boy from limb to limb like a piece of paper if it wanted to. The reason why it didn't is because Human toddlers have the same scent as baby gorillas, so the gorilla assumed he was a gorilla toddler.



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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2011, 06:42:46 AM »
I guess none of you saw the uncensored version in which the ape ripped the boy in pieces...

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2011, 08:11:37 AM »
I guess none of you saw the uncensored version in which the ape ripped the boy in pieces...

Link..... ??? ???
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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2011, 08:24:33 AM »
the gorilla would only attack if it feels it has a worth while challenge.  Same reason you don't go around killing baby rabbits or some shit unless your fucked up.



Really?  They have attacked adults before, and as we all know any human without a weapon is no challenge.

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2011, 08:32:16 AM »

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Re: Gorilla Spares Boy!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2011, 08:41:17 AM »
Wow!

Good video!