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George Whorewell

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Beach Bum running for public office?
« on: May 29, 2011, 01:22:46 PM »
I am thinking of moving to Hawaii just to cast a vote.

As you all well know, BB made my list in the great Americans thread. I personally think he would win the Governors race by a landslide.


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Re: Beach Bum running for public office?
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2011, 01:38:35 PM »
How is BB with a teleprompter?

Does he look good in front of a camera?

Skeletons in the closet?

How many times has he mispoken or improperly spelled a word on twitter?

These are the issues that count when voting.  We need to know.

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Re: Beach Bum running for public office?
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2011, 01:41:59 PM »
Not to mention whether he ever befriended domestic terrorists or sat in a kkk church for twetny years.  Oh wait that doesn't matter one bit.

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Re: Beach Bum running for public office?
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2011, 01:45:49 PM »
What the deuce??!  LOL!  Not in this lifetime.   ;D  Besides, only liberal Democrats get elected to public office in Hawaii, with rare exceptions.

But any of you guys want to move to Hawaii, you are welcome to come.  We need more people like you.  I'm thinking of moving to Bermuda.   :-\

And I have never used a teleprompter.   :)