Author Topic: HAH embaressed an old schmoe today :D (Read 9656 times)

Stark · « **on:** May 31, 2011, 01:56:28 PM »

Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development. So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.

I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:

Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief. Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop

Chick · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2011, 02:21:26 PM »

Not sure who should be more embarrassed...you or him

Stark · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2011, 02:23:42 PM »

Quote from: Chick on May 31, 2011, 02:21:26 PM

Not sure who should be more embarrassed...you or him

Taking the sides of the schmoes not big surprise there chick

Tre · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2011, 02:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 31, 2011, 01:56:28 PM

Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development.
So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief.
Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop

Brutal self-ownage.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:01:09 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 31, 2011, 01:56:28 PM

Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development.
So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief.
Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop

so you were the old schmoe and he ran away from you?

Natural Man · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:08:38 PM »

this seriously has to be the stupidest thread and biggest self ownage ever. The other thread you started to whine about chick is just the icing on the cake.

lesaucer · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:18:16 PM »

Quote from: uberman on May 31, 2011, 03:08:38 PM

this seriously has to be the stupidest thread and biggest self ownage ever. The other thread you started to whine about chick is just the icing on the cake.

x2

wes · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:25:58 PM »

HAH

supernick · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:26:08 PM »

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:31:32 PM »

Stark = angry gaylord

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:32:11 PM »

If this is true, then you just made yourself look like a fuckin' fag !!! A FUCKIN' FAG !!! I'd run from you, too !

Army of One · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:53:30 PM »

Stark is quite the submissive bottom, he lets immigrant men bang on his door and doesn't do shit until the guy barges in his house, cries when birds die and has an OCD addiction to posting youtube videos.

bike nut · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:59:06 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 31, 2011, 01:56:28 PM

Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development.
So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief.
Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop

Stark definitely whacks his peepee to Pavol Jablonicky striated glute pics.

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:59:15 PM »

This is a crock of hog shit, i am not buying it.

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 31, 2011, 04:53:30 PM

Stark is quite the submissive bottom, he lets immigrant men bang on his door and doesn't do shit until the guy barges in his house. cries when birds die and has an OCD addiction to posting youtube videos.

What are you implying?

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:08:20 PM »

Possible backfire

bike nut · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:13:35 PM »

Quote from: Chick on May 31, 2011, 02:21:26 PM

Not sure who should be more embarrassed...you or him

Well flip a coin and make a decision then, you're the embarassment expert around these parts.

Devon97 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:26:53 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 31, 2011, 02:23:42 PM

Taking the sides of the schmoes not big surprise there chick

You're a good guy in my book stark

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:59:01 PM »

good god nico
wake up and smell the coffee

BayGBM · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:14:11 PM »

Quote from: lesaucer on May 31, 2011, 03:18:16 PM

x2

x3. Epic backfire thread!

makaveli25 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:16:45 PM »

Livin the dream baby livin dream. Humiliating shmoes. Embarrassing juiced up gym rats. What's next?

Les Grossman · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2011, 08:13:09 PM »

I think Stark is looking for an old schmoe to give him a Jersey Shore fist pump right in the rectal region.

dj181 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2011, 09:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on May 31, 2011, 03:31:32 PM

Stark = angry gaylord

lol

Stark · « **Reply #23 on:** June 01, 2011, 07:08:10 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on May 31, 2011, 07:14:11 PM

x3. Epic backfire thread!

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on May 31, 2011, 05:59:01 PM

good god nico
wake up and smell the coffee

I couldn't help it - ANYBODY of you guys would have done the same, it was just a little two strange to see a
70 somewhat year old read a bodybuilding mag, and ffs judging by the way he hurried out of the shop I was
spot on, all I wanted was to share my appreciation of the flexing my glutes picture with him, straight up getbig.

JasonH · « **Reply #24 on:** June 01, 2011, 07:20:25 AM »

Sometimes acting like a Getbigger in real life doesn't always pay off. $:-\$