HAH embaressed an old schmoe today :D

[Stark]

Sometimes acting like a Getbigger in real life doesn't always pay off. 

You mean to tell me when I tried to chat up this awesome girl on the till at tescos and I said.

I can probably bench twice your body weight.

And she coldly replied - Do you need a plastic bag for those mars bars and snikers?

You want to tell me that was the reason why I had to wax my carrot for another 1/2 year?

[BayGBM]

I couldn't help it - ANYBODY of you guys would have done the same, it was just a little two strange to see a
70 somewhat year old read a bodybuilding mag, and ffs judging by the way he hurried out of the shop I was
spot on, all I wanted was to share my appreciation of the flexing my glutes picture with him, straight up getbig.

Instead you ended up owning yourself with that little story.  Do yourself a favor and never share it with anyone again; it only makes you look like the creepy one. The fact that you could not see that is part of the problem.  

And, no, we would not have done the same thing.

[Dr Dutch]

I think it was funny what you did, Stark !.....

[HTexan]

this seriously has to be the stupidest thread and biggest self ownage ever. The other thread you started to whine about chick is just the icing on the cake.

x5
self-ownage^546432567

[Army of One]

Some people here need to stay away from trying to be humorous, Stark is such people.

[RUDE BUOY]

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[dyslexic]

That's funny...


shoulda started hollering at him when he ran away "hey man, come back...wanna see my glutes? Let's get a cup of coffee or something dude!"


Oh well....

[BIG_STI]

epic self outing of the skinny/fat fag "stark"

[RUDE BUOY]

stark strikes me as the kinda guy who likes to listen to micheal bolton

[freespirit]

 

[RUDE BUOY]

stark strikes me as the kinda guy who likes a cherry on top

[BayGBM]

I love it when someone tries to throw a grenade and it blows up in their own face.

[jpm101]

Some times it's uncool trying to be too cool.

[RUDE BUOY]

stark strikes me as the kinda guy who floats

[Dr Dutch]

He doesn't dare to press the reply button anymore.....

[Stark]

He doesn't dare to press the reply button anymore.....

lol that's when you're wrong,

hahah the fact that 99% of people defend a creepy old fag speaks volumes I must say

[BalSagoth]

Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development. So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.

I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:

Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief. Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop

So, an old man - maybe with health problems - is reading Flex because he wants to get in shape. Bear in mind his generation isn't particularly internet savvy, so magazines are his only recourse for information. As he's reading the articles [and probably wondering why there's no mention of steroids], a raging queen appears behind him and shrieks in his ear about "mighty glutes." His generation don't 'do' the internet, and they certainly don't do queers - so he panics and runs from the shop.

Oh well, there's always tomorrow. Maybe the next old man will react differently - and you'll get the wrinkled flesh you so obviously crave.

 

[Stark]

Instead you ended up owning yourself with that little story.  Do yourself a favor and never share it with anyone again; it only makes you look like the creepy one. The fact that you could not see that is part of the problem.  

And, no, we would not have done the same thing.

Who's we?
I'm sure you wouldn't have done it, you probably would have given him tips how to hook up with one of these muscle studs

[Stark]

So, an old man - maybe with health problems - is reading Flex because he wants to get in shape. Bear in mind his generation isn't particularly internet savvy, so magazines are his only recourse for information. As he's reading the articles [and probably wondering why there's no mention of steroids], a raging queen appears behind him and shrieks in his ear about "mighty glutes." His generation don't 'do' the internet, and they certainly don't do queers - so he panics and runs from the shop.

Oh well, there's always tomorrow. Maybe the next old man will react differently - and you'll get the wrinkled flesh you so obviously crave.

 

Don't care old people should know better.

[HTexan]

Stark is the kind of guy that hits and flirts on sugar daddies at the bookstore, then when they turn him down, he make posts about his self ownage.

[CalvinH]

Stark is the kind of guy that hits and flirts on sugar daddies at the bookstore, then when they turn him down, he make posts about his self ownage.

 

[Dr Dutch]

It just isn't Starkday today I guess...

[Chick]

I couldn't help it - ANYBODY of you guys would have done the same, it was just a little two strange to see a
70 somewhat year old read a bodybuilding mag, and ffs judging by the way he hurried out of the shop I was
spot on, all I wanted was to share my appreciation of the flexing my glutes picture with him, straight up getbig.

fact 1

The idea that you " couldn't help " going up to a complete stranger leering over his shoulder as he was flipping through a magazine, and making a comment about another mans glutes...is creppy as fuck....THAT was what's strange...not him looking at a mag.

Fact 2

anyone within their right mind would have bolted from the scene ASAP, especially a harmless old man...he though YOU were the one looking for some action, based on YOUR unsolicited comment about some BBers ass....

fact 3

The very notion that you thought this would perceived as "cool" or funny, that you went out of your way to post it...makes it pretty apparent that you're either hard up for strangers approval on this site, or it's a completely made up story, which you didn't think through, and it backfired miserably...

my vote is the latter...

either one is pathetic...now you are not only defending your alleged actions, but pulling in the dirt around you even more as you sink lower and lower...

do yourself a favor, try And save just a shread of dignity, and admit you made it up to try and look cool...

[Board_SHERIF]

Stark is quite the submissive bottom, he lets immigrant men bang on his door and doesn't do shit until the guy barges in his house, cries when birds die and has an OCD addiction to posting youtube videos.

you missed - he tries to have sex with his wife while she is nursing his baby - talk about a lowlife 

[BayGBM]

fact 1

The idea that you " couldn't help " going up to a complete stranger leering over his shoulder as he was flipping through a magazine, and making a comment about another mans glutes...is creppy as fuck....THAT was what's strange...not him looking at a mag.

Fact 2

anyone within their right mind would have bolted from the scene ASAP, especially a harmless old man...he though YOU were the one looking for some action, based on YOUR unsolicited comment about some BBers ass....

fact 3

The very notion that you thought this would perceived as "cool" or funny, that you went out of your way to post it...makes it pretty apparent that you're either hard up for strangers approval on this site, or it's a completely made up story, which you didn't think through, and it backfired miserably...

my vote is the latter...

either one is pathetic...now you are not only defending your alleged actions, but pulling in the dirt around you even more as you sink lower and lower...

do yourself a favor, try And save just a shread of dignity, and admit you made it up to try and look cool...

Ouch!  Owned by Chick... That's gotta hurt!  Stark won't recover.  I vote for cremation.