got this email sent to me today...thought I would share it wit all of you:
dear Bob
"my name is Bill, I'm a 72 year old man, who enjoys his retirement with my wife of 52 years. I was in a local dept store the other day, and while waiting to pick up a prescription , I was perusing rough a few magazines. As my grand daughter competes in Figure competitions, I was looking for her in a FLEX magazine when all of a sudden, I felt someone leering over my shoulder...as I turned to see, this creepy fellow whispers in my ear something about liking the mans glutes in the magazine.
well, I can tel you, even at my age, I was frightened that this was one of those homo guys I read about, or maybe he has an old man fetish. either way, I wasn't willing to hang around and find out!
needless to say, I exited as quick as I can..."
Bill