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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #100 on: June 02, 2011, 01:56:11 PM »
I have a Ph.D. in vaginal acupuncture

so basically you're saying you're a needledick. ok.

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #101 on: June 02, 2011, 02:16:28 PM »
Supermodels pay me to fuck them.
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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #102 on: June 02, 2011, 02:19:28 PM »
mechanical fitter/engineer in ship repair/conversion/ship building....

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #103 on: June 02, 2011, 02:21:18 PM »
mechanical fitter/engineer in ship repair/conversion/ship building....

Sounds like very reliable work.
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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #104 on: June 02, 2011, 02:24:32 PM »
Supermodels pay me to fuck them.
I shall drink their rum  >:(

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #105 on: June 02, 2011, 02:24:51 PM »
Sounds like very reliable work.

clearly you have no clue about what's happening with the shipping industry right now - you really must walk around with your nose stuck in some impractical book...

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #106 on: June 02, 2011, 02:25:18 PM »
I'd like to address a. again just for fun.

When I became an officer money wasn't an issue. I didn't care what it paid, I just loved doing it. A lot of fortunate things came into place over the last 19 yrs that really have made it an excellent career in many ways, at least at this department.

We have retirement options like the DROP which allows you to sell back up to 3 yrs of your service time for a lump sum payment. You can DROP forward up to 5 yrs.

a Lieutenant with 28 yrs of service could retire, selling back 3 yrs of service at $120K X 3yrs. $360K lump sum. His last check will include 1700hrs of sick time and 400 hours of vacation he sells back which is standard procedure at  $56 an hour or $117,600.

So the average Lieutenant with 28 yrs of service retires with $477,600 pre tax to place in a PROP fund or simply his or her bank account. That doesn't count the deferred comp account they have contributed to over the years.

On top of that, their annual retirement check for the rest of their lives is around $95K a year.


I'm with you on that not being rich, but honestly, for people who started their career never expecting to make very much money, it's a pretty sweet retirement for the Texas area.      

what the FUCK you get 100 grand a year after you retire?!?!

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #107 on: June 02, 2011, 02:27:54 PM »
I shall drink their rum  >:(

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #108 on: June 02, 2011, 02:28:52 PM »
clearly you have no clue about what's happening with the shipping industry right now - you really must walk around with your nose stuck in some impractical book...

With good technical skills he can also work in other branches than the shipping industry. So yes, it's a reliable job.

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #109 on: June 02, 2011, 02:30:00 PM »

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #110 on: June 02, 2011, 02:32:30 PM »
im currently trying to get job as a wind turbine service engineer.. ship repair/building is touch and go

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #111 on: June 02, 2011, 02:44:58 PM »

Minor league baseball player (was bored with bodybuilding and tried it briefly)
chef
bunch of other bullshit jobs...too many to count really
currently work at a supplement shop, by far the easiest job :D

Probably gonna go back to school.
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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #112 on: June 02, 2011, 02:48:30 PM »
 lifeguard/swim instructor !!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuckin love this job

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #113 on: June 02, 2011, 02:51:51 PM »
lifeguard/swim instructor !!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuckin love this job


i'm a little troubled that they allow you near children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #114 on: June 02, 2011, 03:57:04 PM »
i'm a little troubled that they allow you near children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahah lol

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #115 on: June 02, 2011, 04:10:04 PM »
Unemployed drifter and former roadie for Motley Crue.
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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #116 on: June 02, 2011, 04:25:27 PM »
Public Servant for a Govt Organisation and I also do the door part-time.

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #117 on: June 02, 2011, 06:50:32 PM »
i'm a little troubled that they allow you near children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all the mommies want their kid to be in my class! teacher taylor is so big handsome and fun!   ;)

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #118 on: June 02, 2011, 09:00:25 PM »
all the mommies want their kid to be in my class! teacher taylor is so big handsome and fun!   ;)

have you fucked any of them milfs yet?  don't lie :)
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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #119 on: June 02, 2011, 09:07:49 PM »
have you fucked any of them milfs dilfs yet?  don't lie :)

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #120 on: June 02, 2011, 09:16:48 PM »
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haha! ;D

Tay may be gay but he did fuck a hot mom today 8)
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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #121 on: June 02, 2011, 09:19:38 PM »
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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #122 on: June 03, 2011, 08:21:39 AM »
what the FUCK you get 100 grand a year after you retire?!?!

Around that, give or take a couple thousand depending on the years of service. We do have one Lieutenant who for whatever reason has been here about 42 yrs. It's just crazy. He made Lieutenant in 1978! We have a 3.2 multiplier for every year of service. He could sell back 3 yrs, take his 100K+ bust out check, and still get 124% or about 148K a year which would be a huge pay raise and have 400K in the bank to just stay home. Guy has no life outside the department unfortunately 

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #123 on: June 03, 2011, 08:24:21 AM »
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Post pics or it's bs.  Breast pics that is.

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Re: Getbiggers and their jobs
« Reply #124 on: June 03, 2011, 08:24:42 AM »
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!