I teach English.
Most English teachers overseas are fucking wrecks. Drunks, idiots, rejects, wierdos, psychos..... The standard is not very high.
I beg to differ (that means I think you are wrong). The majority of DOD teachers are very good as they enjoy not only excellent benefits but also that rarest of honors for teachers and coaches alike - respect. If you are indeed a teacher of "English", then might I suggest you put yourself in as the lead for a new "reality show".
Given your clientele, I proffer the follow working title - "The Moron Whisperer". You're a good kid and I like some of your work here, but do not go there.

You are in way over your IQ and I really don't want to make you sit up all night looking up words, terms, phrases, et al that are not to be found on Urbane Dictionary. Get some rest.
