Author Topic: stepped in shit yesterday...... (Read 6580 times)

Palpatine Q · « **on:** June 03, 2011, 02:34:32 PM »

I'm having lunch at my friend's restaurant yesterday, So i'm bullshitting one of the investors...an older guy with LOADS of money, really cool dude.. and he asks me if I'm a trainer. He's getting remarried in August and wants to look good, so he's looking for someone to train him.

I say "no...I have a real job....I just train myself, and it's a bullshit industry... so be very careful looking for a trainer" but he persists, saying that's why he asking me, because we have mutual friends that speak very highly of me and money is no object,he would make it worth my time...and i obviously look like i know what i'm doing.

So I say fine I'll train you for $75 an hour at my gym, just throwing a number out there....fully expecting him to pass on it and go away...I mean, I'm giving this guy a pretty serious vibe that I'm not interested.

He agrees.... pulls out a fucking bankroll that makes my penis move, and pays for 20 sessions in advance on the spot....LOLOL.

So I guess I'm training this guyfor the next two and a half months

fucking SCORE.....I shit you all NOT

Master Blaster · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:42:25 PM »

"Lightly irradiated bills. Fancy stuff for a city cop"

_bruce_ · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:43:29 PM »

wes · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:44:08 PM »

Shit......does he have any rich brothers that need a trainer?

Nice going.......easy money bro.

bradistani · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:47:12 PM »

correlation to thread title

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:48:24 PM »

Quote from: wes on June 03, 2011, 02:44:08 PM

Shit......does he have any rich brothers that need a trainer?

Nice going.......easy money bro.

LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.

He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:50:06 PM »

take care he may find this thread

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:54:51 PM »

Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on June 03, 2011, 02:50:06 PM

take care he may find this thread

who cares if he does??....that's what happened

Maybe I'll take "fool" out of my post

dr.chimps · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 03, 2011, 02:48:24 PM

LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.

He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??

Any idea how much babysitting/training you're gonna have to do? Or, are you gonna have to come later and get in your own workout?

/righteous bucks!

wes · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:00:54 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 03, 2011, 02:48:24 PM

LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.

He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??

Fucking A man!

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:01:34 PM »

Tell him you'll throw in banging his bride-to-be for $100 an hour

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:01:52 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on June 03, 2011, 02:55:20 PM

Any idea how much babysitting/training you're gonna have to do? Or, are you gonna have to come later and get in your own workout?

/righteous bucks!

We worked it out....Corporate gym chains frown on you blatantly training people in their gyms, so basically he's going to train with me, I'll just adjust the workout as we go to accommodate his level and strength...he's a little older but he's a large human..like 6'3" and pretty solid...so it won't be ridiculous changing weights and stuff....he's cool with it and actually likes the fact that i'll be hitting the weights with him...we'll see how it goes. Plus i already got his money Ha Ha Ha

dr.chimps · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:04:15 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 03, 2011, 03:01:52 PM

We worked it out....Corporate gym chains frown on you blatantly training people in their gyms, so basically he's going to train with me, I'll just adjust the workout as we go to accommodate his level and strength...he's a little older but he's a large human..like 6'3" and pretty solid...so it won't be ridiculous changing weights and stuff....he's cool with it and actually likes the fact that i'll be hitting the weights with him...we'll see how it goes. Plus i already got his money Ha Ha Ha

Aces! Sherief inbound to call out your 'client.'

nosleep · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:27:59 PM »

u lieing fat piece of shit.

did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?

this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.

u fat fuck.

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:30:36 PM »

Quote from: nosleep on June 03, 2011, 03:27:59 PM

u lieing fat piece of shit.

did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?

this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.

u fat fuck.

Fucking serious meltdown dude!!

Army of One · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:46:42 PM »

I thought this thread was about Chick's latest casting call.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:51:58 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 03, 2011, 02:34:32 PM

I'm having lunch at my friend's restaurant yesterday, So i'm bullshitting one of the investors...an older guy with LOADS of money, really cool dude.. and he asks me if I'm a trainer. He's getting remarried in August and wants to look good, so he's looking for someone to train him.

I say "no...I have a real job....I just train myself, and it's a bullshit industry... so be very careful looking for a trainer" but he persists, saying that's why he asking me, because we have mutual friends that speak very highly of me and money is no object,he would make it worth my time...and i obviously look like i know what i'm doing.

So I say fine I'll train you for $75 an hour at my gym, just throwing a number out there....fully expecting him to pass on it and go away...I mean, I'm giving this guy a pretty serious vibe that I'm not interested.

He agrees.... pulls out a fucking bankroll that makes my penis move, and pays for 20 sessions in advance on the spot....LOLOL.

So I guess I'm training this guyfor the next two and a half months

fucking SCORE.....I shit you all NOT

Now you can quit your job and make some real money

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:18:07 PM »

Quote from: nosleep on June 03, 2011, 03:27:59 PM

u lieing fat piece of shit.

did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?

this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.

u fat fuck.

Hi "Dukey"......

How long before this account gets TOed? ?

Do you have any idea how pathetic you are ?...following someone you will never meet around the internets, trying to hurt his feelings? Seek help.

Deicide · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:24:36 PM »

This all took place in Arizona?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:27:18 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on June 03, 2011, 04:24:36 PM

This all took place in Arizona?

No...I met him in Italy and we talked again in China

Deicide · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:28:42 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 03, 2011, 04:27:18 PM

No...I met him in Italy and we talked again in China

For years I thought you were from NYC. You have that aura. Did you move to Arizona from NYC?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #21 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:36:02 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on June 03, 2011, 04:28:42 PM

For years I thought you were from NYC. You have that aura. Did you move to Arizona from NYC?

Yup.....almost 3 years ago at this point.....time flies

TruthHurts · « **Reply #22 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:37:14 PM »

Quote from: nosleep on June 03, 2011, 03:27:59 PM

u lieing fat piece of shit.

did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?

this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.

u fat fuck.

Brutal jealous rage against the Groink machine.

Nirvana · « **Reply #23 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:41:51 PM »

Quote from: Nirvana on June 03, 2011, 04:37:03 PM

"Boxing"
-By Nirvana

The idea of boxing is just a simple torture/death penalty method used for a group of 3-10 people. The "box" is actually and metal trailer type deal, that rests on a pivot, tilting slightly in one direction (the tilt can be altered at killers desire). The trailer is around a 20X8 with lights and slats to send food in. The people inside will be perpetually naked and will be fed anything they desire however will never be able to leave the "box". The lights will be switched so that they sleep during the day and are awake at (our) night. Good quality food will be continuously sent in through the slats along with whatever drinks they request. As they are still being fed they will continue to urinate and defecate. Since the trailer is inclined, they will shat and piss on the lower end so they still have room to sleep that's clean. Then one day when everyone is asleep, the lights will flip on and the trailer's incline will be switched.

Disease will kill a few off. After the first round we (I) will start to introduce flies, moskeeters, ticks, maggots, and various road-kill into the "box". Repeat as necessary.

That should take care of the Muslim problem in Europe.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #24 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:42:24 PM »

Lucky bastard !!!

Author Topic: stepped in shit yesterday...... (Read 6580 times)

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