for $5 million usd

[bradistani]

would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair 

[TacoBell]

sure, and the best part is for 1/100000th of that I could still get laid. 

[bradistani]

oh, and no deodorants of aftyershaves to mask the nastiness  

[bber]

roughly 27 grand a day hell yes lol

[w8m8]

should stipulate you have to keep your job etc. ... that makes it tougher


a suit and tie job .. white shirt for 6 months ? .. how about haircut and shaves .. ? .. 6 months of no shaving or haircuts in a crusty pair of hanes ? .. they'll be quicker to lose their jobs than the guys who work independantly


edit to add .. you should have to keep it secret also

[Tapeworm]

would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair 

Joke's on you, I don't have any hair.

[Mr Nobody]

Hell yea do it in a minute.

[bradistani]

Joke's on you, I don't have any hair.

any ass hair?

jokes on you cos it'll soon be matted in shit 

[Doug_Steele]

should stipulate you have to keep your job etc. ... that makes it tougher


a suit and tie job .. white shirt for 6 months ? .. how about haircut and shaves .. ? .. 6 months of no shaving or haircuts in a crusty pair of hanes ? .. they'll be quicker to lose their jobs than the guys who work independantly


edit to add .. you should have to keep it secret also

That would be tough......

[Tapeworm]

any ass hair?

jokes on you cos it'll soon be matted in shit 

Joke's on you it's matted in shit right now.   

[w8m8]

lulz

realistically

your ass hairs are gonna start trapping your shit in .. it'll ooze out if you're lucky .. during a good day men touch/adjust at least five times .. I said "at least" ... now imagine how many times that alone will increase because frummunda will grow

add ass itch

untrimmed fingernails ( reaching in there to scratch the itch )

then scratching your "whiskers" that are growing in

same underwear everyday

yeah .. you're gonna smell like a zoo in a week

[bradistani]

well if six months is to much for some, then maybe this challenge is more suited!

same money, $5million. but this time you have to make a sexual advance on 20 straight men.

from this 20, 5 must be friends you've known longer than 1 year.

at least 2 must be work colleagues

1 must be a neighbour

the rest, just your common-or-garden variety fella.

if any should reciprocate your filthy advances, then you MUST have sex with them.

there's an extra million bonus if you try it on with your dad.. you dirty fucking bastards  

[The_Iron_Disciple]

well if six months is to much for some, then maybe this challenge is more suited!

same money, $5million. but this time you have to make a sexual advance on 20 straight men.

from this 20, 5 must be friends you've known longer than 1 year.

at least 2 must be work colleagues

1 must be a neighbour

the rest, just your common-or-garden variety fella.

if any should reciprocate your filthy advances, then you MUST have sex with them.

there's an extra million bonus if you try it on with your dad.. you dirty fucking bastards  

Do you have a gf and / or wife I'm guessin' probably not. Go outside, man. Take in some fresh air or somethin'.

[el numero uno]

would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair 

Piece of cake for a homeless guy

[bradistani]

Do you have a gf and / or wife I'm guessin' probably not. Go outside, man. Take in some fresh air or somethin'.

she's asleep behind me.. and there's a gentle, cool breeze coming through my bedroom window any othere suggestions

[The_Iron_Disciple]

she's asleep behind me.. and there's a gentle, cool breeze coming through my bedroom window any othere suggestions

Yes. Log off GetBig, wake her up, and play " hide the sausage ". You'll thank me later.

[bradistani]

its 5 to 3 in the morning here. she'll be hiding my balls as well as my sausage if i wake her up now. and she won't be hiding them in the nice way 

[240 is Back]

edit to add .. you should have to keep it secret also

hahahaha that would be awesome.  When you get paid, you can bitchslap all your friends who ditched your smelly ass with a pile of 100s.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

its 5 to 3 in the morning here. she'll be hiding my balls as well as my sausage if i wake her up now. and she won't be hiding them in the nice way 

LOL !! I have to rebuttal. That was pretty funny ! Lol ! Ok, bradi. You win ! We'll let her keep on sleepin' then.

[HTexan]

so live like a poor 3rd worlder for 6 monthes = 5 million dollars?

[Doug_Steele]

so live like a poor 3rd worlder for 6 monthes = 5 million dollars?

Pretty much. 

[HTexan]

Pretty much. 

so can you smoke bath like Indians?

[Doug_Steele]

so can you smoke bath like Indians?

Whatever you want. 

[el numero uno]

Whatever you want. 

LOL!

[TacoBell]

would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair 

I get the impression BFRS doesnt do any of this as is....