dear women of the world- it's not too hard to get a man to like you

[johnnynoname]

Cosmopolitan Magazine makes me sick......besides the fact that one of there photog's thought I was too "ethnic" looking back in 2008 when they were shooting a story about goodlooking men who weren't exactly Caucasian I still take huge umbrage with that publication

I was standing in line at the pharmacy (don't ask) and saw the latest cover of Cosmo and the following headlines caught my attention (i'm paraphrasing here, mind you)

"Your man's 5 secret sexy spots"
"How you talked your man into liking you"

...there was a third one but it all follows the same motif of over complicating things

I'll save all you broads the 3.99........

TOUCH A MAN'S COCK. 
SUCK HIS COCK. 
YOU WANNA PICK UP A GUY AT THE BAR THAT YOU LIKE? SAY TO HIM "HEY- LETS GO"

STOP BEING SUCH FUCKING TEASES AND COME AND GET MY COCK........god I abhor women


post your replies and if you are gonna do something "comedic" about me not being a goodlooking ethnic guy or me picking up Valtrex at the pharmacy,please, at least be funny

[wes mantooth]

There is nothing funny about this.....you are 100% correct

however, what the title reads...and what it means to women when they read is:



"How to trick a guy into marrying you"

This is the true meaning of the article...or any article in those magazines...

[kh300]

Girls would be much better off reading 'good housekeeping'

[makaveli25]

Keep my stomach full, balls empty, and shut your whore mouth. That's the key to keeping men happy.

[johnnynoname]

btw, here is a answer to the headline that reads "How to spice up your sex life"........GIVE HIM A PROSTATE MASSAGE NEXT TIME YOU GIVE HIM A HJ



actually, I know that girls never do that (except in porn and porn is ALL BULLSHIT) however that is the dirty (no pun intended) truth

Cosmo will put something like "Try and dress up like a Catholic School girl and make him spank you"..............REALLY?!

if I was dating a girl and she dressed like a schoolgirl asking me to spank her, I will punch her in the face





......and "no" I wouldn't prefer she dress like a "boy scout", you assholes

[Rearden Metal]

Honestly. Do dirty, whorish things often and don't stop doing them for the rest of our lives and I ain't leaving. Ever.

[Firemuscle]

 My homeboy JNN is telling the truth here.

 Women play WAY too many fucking games. It would be great if they were just more direct. But that's just part of their biology because they have bleeding vaginas.

[Natural Man]

Keep my stomach full, balls empty, and shut your whore mouth. That's the key to keeping men happy.

i d add; stay fit/fuckable and dont tease other guys/dress like a whore when you re not with your man. Your man only wants you to look like a whore when you re with him to make other men jealous which will make him feel better, not when you re not with him, cause it would mean you re chasing other cocks on the side.

[Shockwave]

My fucking wife has a script to that POFS mag, and every time, I try and tell her their "sex tips" are fucking bullshit, just to get into it, and fuck and suck like you enjoy it, thats it.
Every fucking month I hear the same thing "OOHH, babe, listen to this, Cosmo has these tips on how to make you more turned on than normal, it says *insert shitty cosmo tip* im so excited to try it on you!"
Every fucking month I tell her "Babe that magazine is fucking stupid, you want to get me more turned on than normal, watch some hardcore porn and get pointers from that"

Fuck that piece of fucking shit magazine trying to make women think they have some secret thats going to make them better in bed. 
Newsflash women, just genuinley get into it and let yourself enjoy it, and stop overanalzing and worrying that youre not doing good enough, and fuck goddammit!

[GroinkTropin]

Spot on man. I have yet to not fuck a woman who touched my goods, some were less than memorable...It's all they have to do, much like cracking open a well stocked wallet you know?

 The smooth silky skin touches the cock, the wallet suddenly begins to open, in response the legs open, semen begins flowing, then the wallet closes and so do the legs.

It's how mother nature intended...Or something like that...

[Stark]

My homeboy JNN is telling the truth here.

 Women play WAY too many fucking games. It would be great if they were just more direct. But that's just part of their biology because they have bleeding vaginas.

I'm not sure how you would know Asif, picture below suggests that you are not exactly a Casanova

[Firemuscle]

I'm not sure how you would know Asif, picture below suggests that you are not exactly a Casanova

 Now you're following me into all the threads with this Paki shit? You really think people are buying it? Doesn't look like it to me. Just making yourself look stupid.

 Continue. It's mildly amusing seeing you make a clown of yourself.

[Stark]

Now you're following me into all the threads with this Paki shit? You really think people are buying it? Doesn't look like it to me. Just making yourself look stupid.

 Continue. It's mildly amusing seeing you make a clown of yourself.

Exactly - And you see the problem here is, I have 17k posts in my favor that I do not mind what ever is thrown at me
I can take it all - I have a much thicker skin than you have, so I don't mind being a clown All that matters to me is the mission.

Oh and, when you are finally breaking down, when I have to slap you hard because I cannot shut you up and you are so desperate of becoming my friend, that's the moment when I will tell you to go fuck yourself

[Shockwave]

btw, here is a answer to the headline that reads "How to spice up your sex life"........GIVE HIM A PROSTATE MASSAGE NEXT TIME YOU GIVE HIM A HJ



actually, I know that girls never do that (except in porn and porn is ALL BULLSHIT) however that is the dirty (no pun intended) truth

Cosmo will put something like "Try and dress up like a Catholic School girl and make him spank you"..............REALLY?!

if I was dating a girl and she dressed like a schoolgirl asking me to spank her, I will punch her in the face





......and "no" I wouldn't prefer she dress like a "boy scout", you assholes

Ill tell you something, Porn may be a majority of bullshit, but the current 17-19 yr old generation of girls are using Porn as their basis as how to fuck more and more, before I got married I hooked up with an 18 yr old and a couple of her friends over a period of a couple months, and Ill tell you those girls were fucking like women straight outta some hardcore porn, short of the anal creampies.

And after talking to them about it, they all pretty much said the same thing, that they try to emulate the pornstars because they know that deep down thats how us men want them to act, and they think thats hot.

So more and more, Porn is trickling down to the young girls who think thats how to turn on men. Which from a hookup standard, is fucking awesome, but it is creating a generation of raging whores IMHO. (Not a bad thing for the single men)

[Tito24]

all political correct nonsense in these mags.

[Tito24]

[Natural Man]

Ill tell you something, Porn may be a majority of bullshit, but the current 17-19 yr old generation of girls are using Porn as their basis as how to fuck more and more, before I got married I hooked up with an 18 yr old and a couple of her friends over a period of a couple months, and Ill tell you those girls were fucking like women straight outta some hardcore porn, short of the anal creampies.

And after talking to them about it, they all pretty much said the same thing, that they try to emulate the pornstars because they know that deep down thats how us men want them to act, and they think thats hot.

So more and more, Porn is trickling down to the young girls who think thats how to turn on men. Which from a hookup standard, is fucking awesome, but it is creating a generation of raging whores IMHO. (Not a bad thing for the single men)

it also mean they re going to cheat on men more than ever as a result and will look for the rich, good looking ones more too. All in all it doesnt change the fact we re all living a lot longer life than our ancestors, with much less boundaries and that people get bored after trying everything sooner than ever until they get sick of everything. I personnaly think that more women acting/dressing like whores equals constant frustration and teasing for men.

[Shockwave]

it also mean they re going to cheat on men more than ever as a result and will look for the rich, good looking ones more too. All in all it doesnt change the fact we re all living a lot longer life than our ancestors, with much less boundaries and that people get bored after trying everything sooner than ever until they get sick of everything.

yeah, I was gonna put that it was gonna be hard for single guy to find faithful women, but I kinda spaced it, plus I was kinda thinking it was implied when I made mention itll be more fun for single guys, but pretty much nothing for men who are going to look for a serious relationship.

None of those girls I met had ever had a relationship for more than a couple weeks, and they all cheated on their BF's on the regular, in fact on was cheating with me, and she was basically laughing about the fact that he had no idea and how gullible he was.

I thought that was pretty pathetic really. Fun for a one night stand but they were all pretty much just obsessed with getting guys they considered hot of popular to fuck them and want to date them, as soon as they felt the guy wanted to be with them, theyd move on. It was weird. And all their male friends of the same age acted like bitches, calling every 2 seconds, whining about how the women never wanted to spend time with them, it was fucking weird. And the girls were bitching about how they just wanted to fuck, and the guys were all stuck on wanting to be with them, one wouldnt fuck her because he didnt want her to leave after they had sex, etc. Weird. Like, gender reversal.

[johnnynoname]

I don't read the articles but i'm willing to bet that the "sensual parts of a man's body" that Cosmo tells women are behind the ear or his nipple or some shit like that



okay- here's the dirt once again
for those secret areas (that aren't the penis) who need to look no further than a man's taint........there- i just put cosmo out of business

[RUDE BUOY]

i like this johnny hes a good kid tells it like it is good kid this johnny

[ManBearPig...]

here's a sexy setup for me:

1. girl is in good shape
2. has showered recently
3. sucks the cock
4. doesn't talk
5. leaves after making me a cheeseburger


god, that shit would be awesome.  but not even billionaires can get that.

[Stark]

here's a sexy setup for me:

1. girl is in good shape
2. has showered recently
3. sucks the cock
4. doesn't talk
5. leaves after making me a cheeseburger


god, that shit would be awesome.  but not even billionaires can get that.

All depends on how much money you want to spend I have heard of girls that do way worse than that, I say on a hooker scale of 1 - 10 this is probably a 10 as in pleasant job experience.

[Shockwave]

I don't read the articles but i'm willing to bet that the "sensual parts of a man's body" that Cosmo tells women are behind the ear or his nipple or some shit like that



okay- here's the dirt once again
for those secret areas (that aren't the penis) who need to look no further than a man's taint........there- i just put cosmo out of business

My wife told me that cosmo told her that if a man has more taint area from front to rear, it means the man is more likely to get her prego.
WTF?!

Of all things to tell a woman about a mans taint, they tell her that? Fucking worthless mag.

[ManBearPig...]

All depends on how much money you want to spend I have heard of girls that do way worse than that, I say on a hooker scale of 1 - 10 this is probably a 10 as in pleasant job experience.

i spend 90% of my pay every month on mortgage, car payments, food, utilities, etc. and don't even get a Handy J.
if i wasn't married, my expenses would be zero and i would've been dead of aids by now.

[Stark]

i spend 90% of my pay every month on mortgage, car payments, food, utilities, etc. and don't even get a Handy J.
if i wasn't married, my expenses would be zero and i would've been dead of aids by now.

I never fucked a hooker, never saw the sense in it and I am dead serious here, as much as I like a bit of degrading sex (holding the gunfinger to her head while she blows me, assfucking etc) I don't see the sense in paying for it.

Its probably like jumping down from the bridge in da water, once you done it you cannot get enough of it,.