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Stark

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Worst things you have smelled
« on: June 09, 2011, 10:59:55 AM »
I take out the obvious..

My protein farts ::)
My feet
Dickcheese.

Now for my top of the list - ex girl which I went out with for a while when I was 16 had some massive things going on down below and my god did it smell.

Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 11:02:06 AM »
a decomposing dead dog
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 11:08:45 AM »
your mom.

(sorry- had too)

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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 11:10:12 AM »
BFRS looks like the worst thing you could smell.
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 11:10:27 AM »
When I opened the deep freeze after it had been defrosted for 2 weeks when I was on vacation. It settled in my brain for I get nauseous thinking about it right now and it's been over 5 years..
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 11:11:03 AM »
Quote from: TacoBell on June 09, 2011, 11:10:12 AM
BFRS looks like the worst thing you could smell.

agreed.

pakis are like that.
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 11:11:21 AM »
As a teenager, I had a job collecting from drop boxes all over Toronto. Once each week we visited the city's north garbage dump to rid the warehouse of useless crap. Let me tell you, a city dump in mid-Summer is no sexy place. The stench is HORRIFIC.

I don't have any smelly pussy stories, thankfully. However, a close friend, when he was back in college, was invited to a girl's dorm room. He says when he undid the broad's jeans and put his hand down the front of her panties there was a rotten smell beyond anything he had ever encountered previous. He made an excuse and left, never to return.  
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 11:13:59 AM »
Quote from: no one on June 09, 2011, 11:08:45 AM
your mom.

(sorry- had too)

:D

damn it.. you beat me to it
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM »
a little bit of protein drink left in a sealed container over the summer.
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 11:17:04 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on June 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM
a little bit of protein drink left in a sealed container over the summer.

That's a horrible smell. I encounterd that the other day.
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Stark

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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 11:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on June 09, 2011, 11:15:09 AM
a little bit of protein drink left in a sealed container over the summer.

Oh dude!!! lol

Reminds me of that guy we found every time it happens, the smell of death is burned into our genetical makeup passed on by generations of generations, you could have never smelled a dead human or animal and you would still know when you smelled it what it is.
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 11:18:49 AM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 09, 2011, 11:17:04 AM
That's a horrible smell. I encounterd that the other day.

throw the whole thing away.. shaker cup isnt worth it.
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Dr Dutch

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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 11:25:52 AM »
The toilet at my old highschool gets a nomination too..
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 11:27:17 AM »
Quote from: Stark on June 09, 2011, 10:59:55 AM
I take out the obvious..

My protein farts
My feet
Dickcheese.

Now for my top of the list - ex girl which I went out with for a while when I was 16 had some massive things going on down below and my god did it smell.

Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.

  The most offensive odour by far is diesel oil. It smells like rotten fish but much worse. Pure benzene is also extremely foul and gives you a headache immediately besides that it's a carcinogen. Industrial, synthetic lavander perfume is nauseating and is banned in many countries for causing brain development problems in children. Best odours in descending order of delightfulness:

  1. Vanillin

  2. May flowers...

  3. Crisanthemus

  4. Eucaliptus

  5. Cedar bark oil

  6. Orange blossom

SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 11:28:43 AM »
Quote from: Stark on June 09, 2011, 11:18:28 AM
Oh dude!!! lol

Reminds me of that guy we found every time it happens, the smell of death is burned into our genetical makeup passed on by generations of generations, you could have never smelled a dead human or animal and you would still know when you smelled it what it is.

Ive heard a rotting dead body is the worst smell in the world.

I guess proteinshake is a horrible second though  ;D
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 11:29:29 AM »
Quote from: Stark on June 09, 2011, 10:59:55 AM

Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.
You just happened to walk into his bedroom or what ??
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Dr Dutch

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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2011, 11:31:22 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on June 09, 2011, 11:28:43 AM
Ive heard a rotting dead body is the worst smell in the world.

I guess proteinshake is a horrible second though  ;D
My dog shit in the kitchen, it was kinda diarrea. That wasn't a nice smell, I actually threw up and that doesn't happen to me a lot.
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2011, 11:47:45 AM »
My wifes Vag

A fitting first post

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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2011, 11:54:07 AM »
Quote from: johnny_english on June 09, 2011, 11:47:45 AM
My wifes Vag

A fitting first post



A happy life indeed.
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2011, 12:51:14 PM »
This mexican dude I use to work with would take tuna fish, water, and Cocoa Puffs cereal and turn into a shake. Yeah ! He would fuckin' blend it all together and drink it ! Lol ! Sooooo ... one day he walks in with one of his " containers " ( which is roughly a quarter full ) and says, " " Yo, this container's been sitting in my car for the last 3 months ( mind you, this is SUMMER ). Smell this shit ! I dare you ! " Well, the Iron Disciple is no pussy, so I lowered me nose ...


took a sniff ...


and puked up so hard in my mouth it spilled out a bit.


WORST FUCKIN' SMELL EVER !!!! I can't even describe it ! Just picture that quarter full container filled with tuna and cereal sittin' there for 3 mo.'s out in the hot sun. And I got a strong stomach ! That's the kicker ! Lol !
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2011, 01:00:36 PM »
a homeless on the bus
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2011, 01:06:50 PM »
I live in the sticks and these fucks spray liqiuid fertilizer on their fields.................. really grosss,especially on a hot day.

If you were hungry,you`d quickly lose your appetite.
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2011, 01:08:12 PM »
Rank Tang
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2011, 01:10:54 PM »
Vomit that's been sitting for awhile in the hot sun
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Re: Worst things you have smelled
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2011, 01:32:55 PM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 09, 2011, 01:10:54 PM
Vomit that's been sitting for awhile in the hot sun
Good one!! 
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