Author Topic: Worst things you have smelled (Read 4830 times)

dyslexic · « **Reply #50 on:** June 10, 2011, 01:45:16 AM »

Quote from: BikiniSlut on June 09, 2011, 02:24:24 PM

Great thread.

Oh wait.................... ........

NO SHIT! Well.... maybe some leftover shit in a Mexican wastebasket somewhere in Tijuana....

Woldzilla · « **Reply #51 on:** June 10, 2011, 03:20:47 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on June 09, 2011, 06:47:36 PM

Another time my dog was at the pond eating frogs when I was a kid. The dog came in the house and puked frog body parts all over my grandma's feet. My mother screamed get a rag and clean your grandma's feet. It was 90 degrees and when she lifted her leg she wasn't wearing any underwear. I puked in my mouth a little. The worst thing I have ever smelled.

LMOA.. man this is a classic...

Tito24 · « **Reply #52 on:** June 10, 2011, 03:32:12 AM »

the smell of expired milk

JasonH · « **Reply #53 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:43:08 AM »

What The Rock is cooking.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #54 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:55:37 AM »

I once had to drive an old guy for a few hours. I started to think about what if he would die in his sleep right next to me. Then I thought about what I had always heard about the smell of a dead human, how awful it is. Next thing I know, turns out we are driving near a meat processing plant and this overwhelmingly bad smell comes on. I thought for a minute that he died right next to me at the exact same time that I was thinking about him dying next to me. I know it must take some time for the body to start to rot and all, but here it is!

PS either it was a meat packing plant or the guy shit himself. Still don't really know.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #55 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:53:24 AM »

By far the worst thing is back in '93 fighting in Bosnia we encountered mass graves outside of Srebrenitsa. Just inhumane..... never can forget the stench, sometimes it "comes back" and I can't eat for a day.

powerpack · « **Reply #56 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:27:02 PM »

Rotting flesh................. I have never gotten used to it.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #57 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:06:07 PM »

Quote from: powerpack on June 10, 2011, 12:27:02 PM

Rotting flesh................. I have never gotten used to it.

Jeff Dahmer would be disappoint.

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #58 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:36:01 PM »

Quote from: Thespritz0 on June 10, 2011, 09:53:24 AM

By far the worst thing is back in '93 fighting in Bosnia we encountered mass graves outside of Srebrenitsa. Just inhumane..... never can forget the stench, sometimes it "comes back" and I can't eat for a day.

Wow...

kiwiol · « **Reply #59 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:43:28 PM »

This legendary thread by WillGrant definitely deserves a mention here

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=355697.0

OTHstrong · « **Reply #60 on:** June 10, 2011, 07:45:19 PM »

I was doing a study on ancient war and there was an account that a young King by the name Essarhaddon of Assyria sieged the walled city of Babylon, pop...180 000...around 630 BC, they cut off water and food supply and sourounded the city on all sides for an entire year, the Babylonians inside the wall collected the dead daily within the wall and scattered them throughout the inside perimeter of the wall, once the Assyrian broke the wall and enterred nearly 5000 men had died from the stench of the dead bodies, good tactic on the Babylonians side, nothing compares to the smell of dead corps

DK II · « **Reply #61 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:15:56 AM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on June 10, 2011, 07:45:19 PM

I was doing a study on ancient war and there was an account that a young King by the name Essarhaddon of Assyria sieged the walled city of Babylon, pop...180 000...around 630 BC, they cut off water and food supply and sourounded the city on all sides for an entire year, the Babylonians inside the wall collected the dead daily within the wall and scattered them throughout the inside perimeter of the wall, once the Assyrian broke the wall and enterred nearly 5000 men had died from the stench of the dead bodies, good tactic on the Babylonians side, nothing compares to the smell of dead corps

I knew you were old, but damn!!!

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #62 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:39:21 AM »

the shit pond in KAF

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #63 on:** June 11, 2011, 09:33:27 AM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on June 10, 2011, 07:45:19 PM

I was doing a study on ancient war and there was an account that a young King by the name Essarhaddon of Assyria sieged the walled city of Babylon, pop...180 000...around 630 BC, they cut off water and food supply and sourounded the city on all sides for an entire year, the Babylonians inside the wall collected the dead daily within the wall and scattered them throughout the inside perimeter of the wall, once the Assyrian broke the wall and enterred nearly 5000 men had died from the stench of the dead bodies, good tactic on the Babylonians side, nothing compares to the smell of dead corps

But it sure prevented cheat days for the bodybuilders of the city who were dieting for the upcoming Mr Babylon..

OTHstrong · « **Reply #64 on:** June 11, 2011, 01:01:29 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on June 11, 2011, 09:33:27 AM

But it sure prevented cheat days for the bodybuilders of the city who were dieting for the upcoming Mr Babylon..

lmao

swoody · « **Reply #65 on:** June 11, 2011, 04:50:22 PM »

A kid I knew got pissed off at his college so he pissed in a mason jar, added milk and yogurt, screwed the lid on and let it sit in the sun for a month. He then dumped it all over our dorm commons area. That place reeked for 6 months. Called it "Fromunda juice". Worst stench ever.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #66 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:23:09 PM »

Quote from: BILL ANVIL on June 09, 2011, 03:02:25 PM

why ever would you do that??

Its the way of the road Bill, way of the road

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #67 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:27:07 PM »

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #68 on:** June 12, 2011, 04:26:31 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 11, 2011, 06:23:09 PM

Its the way of the road Bill, way of the road

Yes!! Another fellow trailer parks boys brother! Welcome to the cult my friend! That show is seriously brilliant in its own unique way, I have the entire series

Ropo · « **Reply #69 on:** June 12, 2011, 08:08:35 AM »

Quote from: Stark on June 09, 2011, 10:59:55 AM

I take out the obvious..

My protein farts
My feet
Dickcheese.

Now for my top of the list - ex girl which I went out with for a while when I was 16 had some massive things going on down below and my god did it smell.

Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.

1. Bad breath while you are spotting somebodys bench press
2. sweat of the person who is trainig heavily, who is on gear and eats lot's of baltic herring for protein.
3. smell of the deceased human, who has been death few months

Top three, not necessarily in this order

Tito24 · « **Reply #70 on:** June 12, 2011, 08:09:48 AM »

nothing beat toilet stench of someone else

muscularny · « **Reply #71 on:** June 12, 2011, 08:17:49 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on June 10, 2011, 06:43:08 AM

What The Rock is cooking.

hahaaaaaaa

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #72 on:** June 12, 2011, 08:25:26 AM »

Quote from: Ropo on June 12, 2011, 08:08:35 AM

1. Bad breath while you are spotting somebodys bench press
2. sweat of the person who is trainig heavily, who is on gear and eats lot's of baltic herring for protein.
3. smell of the deceased human, who has been death few months

Top three, not necessarily in this order

Baltic herring??

Ropo · « **Reply #73 on:** June 12, 2011, 12:24:59 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on June 12, 2011, 08:25:26 AM

Baltic herring??

It is small little silver fish, it is cheap as soap and it has great nutritional value, lots of protein etc. I hate it, I don't eat fish.

biff · « **Reply #74 on:** June 12, 2011, 01:13:36 PM »

a musty redheads girl