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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2011, 06:00:30 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on June 11, 2011, 02:28:55 PM
I've been caught many a times with my vibrators. Dumb fucking boyfriends think I want to fuck when all I really want to do is get off and go to sleep.

Haha if you weren't a GB gimmick, I would have said "what a catch you must be".
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2011, 06:13:43 PM »
Did she let you finish in her mouth?  Mine would.
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2011, 06:24:52 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 11, 2011, 02:08:29 PM
anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act. 

it's kinda a rule.

*Sets door ajar.*
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2011, 06:57:24 PM »
Quote from: outby43 on June 11, 2011, 04:19:13 PM
never by my wife but my mom caught me once.  Now that sucked.   :-[

That would fuck my head up so bad I would turn into a serial killer.
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2011, 06:58:59 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on June 11, 2011, 03:56:55 PM
Never been caught. It sounds like you have a really cool wife though  :D :D

She is extremely cool. Good friend too.
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2011, 11:55:24 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 11, 2011, 02:08:29 PM
anytime your mom catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act.  

it's kinda a rule.

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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2011, 11:58:52 PM »
Can we get a getbig ruling on Dad/Uncle/Priest catching you?

Automatically become part of the finishing act?

LOL
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2011, 12:22:26 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on June 11, 2011, 06:24:52 PM
*Sets door ajar.*

your neighbors must love you!
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2011, 01:00:01 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on June 11, 2011, 11:58:52 PM
Can we get a getbig ruling on Dad/Uncle/Priest catching you?

Automatically become part of the finishing act?

LOL

My mom caught me three times. I would never want to get caught by a male, especially my father! Fucking weirdo's...
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2011, 01:10:24 AM »
I like letting random strangers catch me.......makes it all the more exciting...........the cops frown upon it though!!

There`s always a negative drawback!  ;D
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2011, 03:35:01 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 11, 2011, 02:08:29 PM
anytime another getbigger's mom catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act. 

it's kinda a rule.
;)
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2011, 08:04:53 AM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 11, 2011, 03:10:03 PM
I get caught beating off every once in awhile. Usually my computer in my lap. She just walks away disgusted. Sometimes I beat off when I'm in bed with her. She's a bitch she only wants to fuck once twice a week.

She now regards you as just a Cock - you the Cock is now just a chore for her, she says to herself "oh the Cock must be "relieved" oh great  :-\"

Women past 30 years old look upon the Cock as just additional overhead.
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2011, 08:12:30 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 12, 2011, 12:22:26 AM
your neighbors must love you!

"Don't hex me bro!"  I'm knocking wood as I type.
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2011, 09:15:36 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 11, 2011, 02:08:29 PM
anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act. 

it's kinda a rule.
Only the good ones do tho.
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Re: My wife caught me beating off!
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2011, 09:20:18 AM »
Quote from: NewDawn on June 11, 2011, 06:00:30 PM
Haha if you weren't a GB gimmick, I would have said "what a catch you must be".
yeah but if it really was a woman, she would either be a she-beast, or 500lbs ready to be craned out of her bedroom by Maury Povich  ;D
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