What the fuck happened to you, man?
Granted, my handle's not been on Getbig for long, but everybody knows I'm a gimmick (or am I?).
Used to be, you were 6'6" and fucking jacked for your height. I understand you had some drug problems with meth or somesuch shit, but damn, "Johnny" ... now you're legit FAT atop lacking half the development you had ages ago.
I keep waiting for somebody to pull the wool from our feet and admit this Falcon shit is a joke

If not, does "Johnny" have any true friends here? I mean, people who won't bullshit him and will tell him to get off the crack (or whateverthefuck).
I sincerely doubt it, but I hope somebody proves me wrong.