for you fuckers in a relationship

[tbombz]

Yeah but it's a female. She has already cheated on him...

lol u got issues. women are wonderful creatures. very faithful, even "americano whores". but only if your worth being faithful to. dude with an attitude like "all women are terrible human beings" will definitely get his ass cheated on.. if he can even get a girl in a relationship to begin with.

[jaejonna]

Don't you know Tbombz is the master of relationships and pu$$y slaying ...


 
 

[johnnynoname]

Nothing gets by tbombs.

this one is way too easy

[tbombz]

Don't you know Tbombz is the master of relationships and pu$$y slaying ...

 

 truthiness

[che]

I don't flirt .

[wes]

Don't you know Tbombz is the master of relationships and pu$$y slaying ...


 
 

QFT
 

[tbombz]

do i need to give u fellas some advice in order to gain ur respect??


hmm...  let me seee..



well, heres a big one that many guys dont realize..   


dont be timid or cautious. anywhere, anytime, anyplace.. u can walk up to any woman and if shes interested you can be making out and groping eachother in minutes..seconds..     say hello, smile a little bit. talk for a second. read her. if she is responding in a friendly manner make a move...... tell her her hair looks soft and reach out to brush it..... or say she has a smudge on her neck, and go to wipe it. if she allows you to move in close and touch around her face hen your golden. just slowly move towards her face, she will realize your about to kiss her.maybe stop for a second a couple inches from her face... say soemthing lilke "damn your sexy".  if she doesnt move back, proceed.  fun begins there. 

[wes]

do i need to give u fellas some advice in order to gain ur respect??


hmm...  let me seee..



well, heres a big one that many guys dont realize..   


dont be timid or cautious. anywhere, anytime, anyplace.. u can walk up to any woman and if shes interested you can be making out and groping eachother in minutes..seconds..     say hello, smile a little bit. talk for a second. read her. if she is responding in a friendly manner make a move...... tell her her hair looks soft and reach out to brush it..... or say she has a smudge on her neck, and go to wipe it. if she allows you to move in close and touch around her face hen your golden. just slowly move towards her face, she will realize your about to kiss her.maybe stop for a second a couple inches from her face... say soemthing lilke "damn your sexy".  if she doesnt move back, proceed.  fun begins there. 

I`ll make sure to write that down.

Thanks "T" !

[#1 Klaus fan]

lol u got issues. women are wonderful creatures. very faithful, even "americano whores". but only if your worth being faithful to. dude with an attitude like "all women are terrible human beings" will definitely get his ass cheated on.. if he can even get a girl in a relationship to begin with.

Just basic biology. Do I have issues if I say that women are more emotional and they go by their feelings while men are more calculating in a way? I don't think so.

Here's the deal in raw averages, talking about individuals in the same age group and without showing any hesitation when presented a clear chance:

-Single men will fuck ~80 % of the females.
-Men who are in a relationship will fuck ~10 % of the females.
-Single women will fuck ~10 % of the men.
-Women in a relationship will fuck ~10 % of the men.

Now, if you look at life objectively, can you honestly say you outright disagree with this assessment?

[wes]

Single women drinking tequila will fuck 75% of the men!

[Doug_Steele]

 

[che]

 

Is that your girl DS ?

[nosleep]

Try this in front of your girl and see if you can get away with it...Next time you are out, when the waitress is asking you about your order, look at her hands (or a tattoo on her arm, neck) if she has nice nails or a nice ring, make a comment about it, a nice flirty one...usually do this when her hands are near your personal space on the table. The normal thing people do is hld out their hand, place your hand underneath of hers (if you can) and act like you are admiring it, continue with "flirty talk", but act like you are truly interested in that ring or her nails...as she leaves, make a comment to your woman like, "I really like the detail of her nails, didn't you?" or "that was a nice ring, don't you think?"

either you will get a reprimand, with a smirk, or she will be pissed, or she may not notice...
All responses will tell you a shit load about yourself and your "flirtiness"...

ARE YOU FUCKING GAY OR SOME SHIT?

[Captain Equipoise]

do you still flirt a lot ??
I flirt with every motherfucking chick, all the time. The young ones, the old ones, the ugly ones.

I don't cheat tho but of course sometimes it puts me in a position where another chick wants my pogo and I have to say no and be strong

what about you guys ?

You need to lower the dosage

[nosleep]

the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that #### !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes

YOU GAY OR SOME SHIT BRAH? I THOUGHT THE COMMENT ABOVE ME WAS BAD, BUT THIS...THIS TAKES THE CAKE.

[nosleep]

Just basic biology. Do I have issues if I say that women are more emotional and they go by their feelings while men are more calculating in a way? I don't think so.

Here's the deal in raw averages, talking about individuals in the same age group and without showing any hesitation when presented a clear chance:

-Single men will fuck ~80 % of the females.
-Men who are in a relationship will fuck ~10 % of the females.
-Single women will fuck ~10 % of the men.
-Women in a relationship will fuck ~10 % of the men.

Now, if you look at life objectively, can you honestly say you outright disagree with this assessment?

ITS TRUE. ALL WOMEN FUCK, BUT ITS ABOUT THE SAME MEN THAT GET FUCKED. 100% OF WOMAN WILL FUCK, 10% OF THE MEN FUCK THEM. IT'S ALL IN THOSE 10%.

TAKE YOUR T, GET BIG, AND BE IN THAT 10%.

[Doug_Steele]

Is that your girl DS ?

My hand is doing the job as of right now. 

[Hulkotron]

This nosleep character knows what's going on.

[Natural Man]

some of the worst sexual deviants have been from higher classes......

because they have a lot of free time on their hands and travel often...but unemployed people too have a lot of free time...

[Earl1972]

because they have a lot of free time on their hands and travel often

and women chase them, average men most of the time have to do all the work

E

[asbrus]

HERE IS MY EX. SHE LEFT ME LAST YEAR(CLAIMED AGE DIFFERENCE) BUT STILL CALLS ME UP 0NCE IN A WHILE F0R SEX.

[wes]

Yeah right assbruise!

[asbrus]

Yeah right assbruise!

N0 J0KE. I'M SERI0US.

[EL Mariachi]

Its funny when I see all those congressmen, athletes, celebrities, etc, getting caught cheating and then saying that they are going to sex rehab, i just shake my head, those guys don't need help, they are just being men...thats how men are.... Some can control this animal inside them and some can't... But we all have that animal within us 

control animal inside lol

its just a choice, im pro cheating, i dont like marriage

[Natural Man]

control animal inside lol

its just a choice, im pro cheating, i dont like marriage

it's not a choice you re just doing what your father did or/and told you to do... It's called following a pattern.