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for you fuckers in a relationship
« on: June 15, 2011, 10:38:48 AM »
do you still flirt a lot ??
I flirt with every motherfucking chick, all the time. The young ones, the old ones, the ugly ones.

I don't cheat tho but of course sometimes it puts me in a position where another chick wants my pogo and I have to say no and be strong

what about you guys ?

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 10:40:16 AM »
You sound just like Dr. Fist.





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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 10:41:57 AM »
Window shopping is fine as long as you ain`t buying!!


If you ever stop looking or flirting with other women,it`s time to purchase Viagrs or jump off a very tall building.

Personally,if a chick is hot,I stare at the bitch until she speaks to me,or calls the police.  'D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 10:44:10 AM »
Me too, Stav. I flirt with anything that's female, of legal age, and has a pulse. On drugs, off drugs, I'm just a horny muthafucka !


My woman goes both ways though. Soooooooooo ... I do a little more than just flirt. Or shall I say, " WE " !!! ;D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 10:46:06 AM »
I stare at the bitch until she speaks to me,or calls the police.  'D

Nice a strong strategy for sure.

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 10:46:43 AM »
Window shopping is fine as long as you ain`t buying!!


If you ever stop looking or flirting with other women,it`s time to purchase Viagrs or jump off a very tall building.

Personally,if a chick is hot,I stare at the bitch until she speaks to me,or calls the police.  'D

LMFAO !!!  ;D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 10:47:22 AM »
Me too, Stav. I flirt with anything that's female, of legal age, and has a pulse. On drugs, off drugs, I'm just a horny muthafucka !


My woman goes both ways though. Soooooooooo ... I do a little more than just flirt. Or shall I say, " WE " !!! ;D
Best of both worlds......a true getbigger!  :)

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 10:48:08 AM »
Me too, Stav. I flirt with anything that's female, of legal age, and has a pulse. On drugs, off drugs, I'm just a horny muthafucka !


My woman goes both ways though. Soooooooooo ... I do a little more than just flirt. Or shall I say, " WE " !!! ;D

Dude.... I want your life

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2011, 10:49:10 AM »
Nice a strong strategy for sure.
Thanks!!  ;D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2011, 10:53:07 AM »
Dude.... I want your life


Nah, you don't want my life, brotha. I'm a workaholic with nothin' to show for it. :( Hell, I'm workin' right now as I type this ! Lol !!


If you really want a " bi " woman, there out there !!! I mean, shit, Stav, there are TONS out there, my man !!! :D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2011, 11:00:50 AM »
Try this in front of your girl and see if you can get away with it...Next time you are out, when the waitress is asking you about your order, look at her hands (or a tattoo on her arm, neck) if she has nice nails or a nice ring, make a comment about it, a nice flirty one...usually do this when her hands are near your personal space on the table. The normal thing people do is hld out their hand, place your hand underneath of hers (if you can) and act like you are admiring it, continue with "flirty talk", but act like you are truly interested in that ring or her nails...as she leaves, make a comment to your woman like, "I really like the detail of her nails, didn't you?" or "that was a nice ring, don't you think?"

either you will get a reprimand, with a smirk, or she will be pissed, or she may not notice...
All responses will tell you a shit load about yourself and your "flirtiness"...

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2011, 11:01:24 AM »
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that guy !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D


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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2011, 11:02:26 AM »
You sound just like Dr. Fist.





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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2011, 11:05:14 AM »
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that #### !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D



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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2011, 11:07:44 AM »
Try this in front of your girl and see if you can get away with it...Next time you are out, when the waitress is asking you about your order, look at her hands (or a tattoo on her arm, neck) if she has nice nails or a nice ring, make a comment about it, a nice flirty one...usually do this when her hands are near your personal space on the table. The normal thing people do is hld out their hand, place your hand underneath of hers (if you can) and act like you are admiring it, continue with "flirty talk", but act like you are truly interested in that ring or her nails...as she leaves, make a comment to your woman like, "I really like the detail of her nails, didn't you?" or "that was a nice ring, don't you think?"

either you will get a reprimand, with a smirk, or she will be pissed, or she may not notice...
All responses will tell you a shit load about yourself and your "flirtiness"...

I do those kind of things all the time but afterward I say to my girlfriend things like: "DAAAAAMMMNNN I would destroy her"    :D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2011, 11:07:47 AM »
how long have you conditionned yourself to watch porn?


Also people with a poor education and a shity/no job tend to focus on sexual activities to compensate for their lack of satisfaction in the socio professionnal aspect of their life.

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2011, 11:09:10 AM »
how long have you been conditionned to watch porn?

people with a poor education and a shity/no job tend to focus on sexual activities to compensate for their lack of satisfaction in the socio professionnal aspect of their life.

I watch porn pretty often, since I am about 12 :D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2011, 11:11:04 AM »
I don't flirt, I take.
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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2011, 11:13:02 AM »
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas. Anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.
Right there I have a fucking huge boner.
Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D
so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.
I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."
haha that #### !!
I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D

You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2011, 11:13:55 AM »
You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.

lol
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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2011, 11:14:07 AM »
You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.
Fucking hilarious!!  LOL  ;D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2011, 11:16:38 AM »
i dont think you ever loose the urge, and the day you do there probly somthing wrong with you...

doesnt help if your on gear too,,, as you get extra attention, and your horny 24 7....

mind, you only live once, and if i had been called over to that limo id of been away...

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2011, 11:16:58 AM »
You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.

LMAO :D

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Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2011, 11:17:27 AM »
how long have you conditionned yourself to watch porn?


Also people with a poor education and a shity/no job tend to focus on sexual activities to compensate for their lack of satisfaction in the socio professionnal aspect of their life.


some of the worst sexual deviants have been from higher classes......