I think 6months or soI probably deserved it though
Na - you spat the truth Des needs to come on here and call fat alice a #### banger
boooooooom
Your tatt bears a striking resemblance.
Haha since my last posting here he came to Amsterdam with myself and another friendHe got turned down by two window prostitutes, then we were walking down another street and the other friend says 'Look at her, she looks like she has bells palsy', she was in her late 40's and very gaunt grey skinSo Des goes in (couldn't believe it)He came out 15minutes later and told us he got her to piss in his mouth 'Not all its cracked up to be' according to himAlso he was limping and when asked why he told us she put an elastic band around his balls and slapped his cock around and he cameHe called it 'Dicky beating'But his left ball was in agony he saidThe second day there he didnt leave his hotel room
Hes a seriously mental fuckerHe got a reinforced bicycle imported from America last month cos he wanted to lose some weightHe gave up the whole cycling idea after 5minutes on the bike, he said 'Ah I just want to put the whole experience behind me'
Does he still eat his meals in grave yards?
Haha he has a girlfriend now, so its all meals (mcdonalds and chinese)Ah il see him in the morning, il try get him to set up an account hereEveryone can then benefit from his wisdom