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Re: Do you brush your teeth?
« Reply #75 on: June 20, 2011, 11:40:28 AM »


WTF?! OK, I've officially seen everything there is to see on the Internet.

That has to be shop'd?!

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Re: Do you brush your teeth?
« Reply #76 on: June 20, 2011, 11:43:10 AM »
WTF?! OK, I've officially seen everything there is to see on the Internet.

That has to be shop'd?!
Never trust an elderly lady...

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Re: Do you brush your teeth?
« Reply #77 on: June 20, 2011, 11:46:30 AM »
yes you wonder whats the story behind that

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Re: Do you brush your teeth?
« Reply #78 on: June 20, 2011, 11:54:57 AM »

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #79 on: June 20, 2011, 11:56:06 AM »

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #80 on: June 20, 2011, 12:12:42 PM »

And why do some restaurants/people's homes put a small garbage can next to the toilet. They want you to toss the toilet paper in there, right? Is it because their plumbing sucks?



i see this gross shit all the time here in texas. it is because the plumbing sucks in mexico so they dont flush the toilet paper. :-\
some dumb fucks dont know that in first world countries you flush the tp. i always see signs that say "trash can is for brown paper towels only!"  :-\
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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #81 on: June 20, 2011, 12:18:42 PM »
Sorry, I saw the "Do you brush your teeth" thread and had to start this...

Since we had kids, I have learned that baby wipes work so much better than toilet paper. Anyone agree?

Does anyone use a bidet? They scare me.

And why do some restaurants/people's homes put a small garbage can next to the toilet. They want you to toss the toilet paper in there, right? Is it because their plumbing sucks?



an old ironman author norman zale said if your eating right you shouldn't have to wipe your ass after you take a dump.
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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #82 on: June 20, 2011, 12:28:39 PM »
I usually ask Kovacs to wipe my ass with his brown towel
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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #83 on: June 20, 2011, 12:30:33 PM »
I wipe once weekly whether I need it or not!!

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #84 on: June 20, 2011, 12:31:08 PM »
This weeks top shitty thread ............so far,but it`s only Monday!!  LOL  :D

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #85 on: June 20, 2011, 12:33:13 PM »
bidet and your left hand is the only way to go..

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #86 on: June 20, 2011, 12:34:39 PM »
an old ironman author norman zale said if your eating right you shouldn't have to wipe your ass after you take a dump.

he's right.

'ghost wipes' are the best.. i still rinse with cold water though  :D

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #87 on: June 20, 2011, 12:35:38 PM »

And why do some restaurants/people's homes put a small garbage can next to the toilet. They want you to toss the toilet paper in there, right? Is it because their plumbing sucks?

Some septic tanks don't handle toilet paper well,  not flushing the paper reduces the frequency of tank pumpings.  

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #88 on: June 20, 2011, 12:39:38 PM »
I bet the perma-bulkers can't even reach their ass.

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #89 on: June 20, 2011, 12:44:16 PM »
I just scoot across the carpet like a dog. Berber carpet works best.

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Re: Do you brush your teeth?
« Reply #90 on: June 20, 2011, 12:45:33 PM »
berblexer is right .. diet is everything .... human beings do not need to brush and swallow fluoride

ahhh, wrong...brushing preserves your natural teeth, as does applications of fluoride directly to teeth...as for ingesting fluoride the recommended dose is one part per million in the water, the same as in a typical bottle of spring water from natural sources.

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #91 on: June 20, 2011, 12:52:55 PM »

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Re: Do you brush your teeth?
« Reply #92 on: June 20, 2011, 12:54:46 PM »
WTF?! OK, I've officially seen everything there is to see on the Internet.

That has to be shop'd?!

It looks shopped to me.

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #93 on: June 20, 2011, 12:57:50 PM »
No....I just ware brown shorts and call it good.

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #94 on: June 20, 2011, 01:02:45 PM »
just time your shits with your showers and your good.


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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #95 on: June 20, 2011, 01:06:50 PM »
I bet the perma-bulkers can't even reach their ass.
46  posts and your picking on the perma bulkers. what's up with that.
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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #96 on: June 20, 2011, 01:09:16 PM »
I just scoot across the carpet like a dog. Berber carpet works best.

Lmao

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #97 on: June 20, 2011, 01:18:23 PM »
People in Holland don't shit.

Nee die poepen meestal.

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #98 on: June 20, 2011, 01:21:45 PM »
he's right.

'ghost wipes' are the best.. i still rinse with cold water though  :D

LOL @ "ghost wipes" !! ;D

Norman Zales articles were great but he had a terrible physique.

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Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
« Reply #99 on: June 20, 2011, 01:24:52 PM »
'wiping your ass was like painting your ass with shit'

Funny stuff Stunt! ;D