Author Topic: What would you do if you were this guy? (Read 6464 times)

Army of One · « **on:** June 19, 2011, 03:45:14 AM »

What a pussy whipped bitch!Id have bent that hoe over the toilet bowl and dunked her head in while pounding her anus for such insolence !!A serious post from bb.com

"I hope someone here can help me. Last August, my wife told me that I was getting bigger and that she wanted me to lose some weight. Back then, I was 5'7 and 208 pounds. I was going to school full time and was working out when I had time and I managed to get down to 196 before spring break. My wife any myself were both happy with the results and she told me that she wanted me to get down to 180 since that is what I weighed when we got married. After spring break, I did not have too much time to workout since school was starting to get harder. I managed to gain all of the weight back.

I have been going to the gym 4 times a week now and my wife has been making comments about my weight. This morning, I was standing on the scale before a shower and she managed to sneak up behind me and see that I weighed in at 214! She was furious and said that she will give me until the end of August to get down to 180 or else she will file for a divorce. I am so hurt and devastated that I do not know how I can do this. I spent the better part of the morning weeping and now I want to try to come up with a plan in order to accomplish this goal. I talked to her at lunch today and she said she was serious about this.
She says that I don't deserve to be with her if I don't care about my body.

I really need help on making a game plan to get down to 180 before school starts. I was thinking about doing p90x twice a day plus going to the gym after work. Thanks to anyone who can help me with some advice! "

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=135543001

Tito24 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:46:08 AM »

punch her in the mouth

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:47:34 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on June 19, 2011, 03:46:08 AM

punch her in the mouth

Before or after she is made to toss your salad?

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:51:20 AM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:53:03 AM »

Army of One · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:55:11 AM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:55:59 AM »

Papper · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:57:51 AM »

that can't be true.

if it is, there is no hope for him. the pussy is permanently on his pedestal..

Army of One · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:58:34 AM »

Quote from: papercut on June 19, 2011, 03:57:51 AM

that can't be true.

if it is, there is no hope for him. the pussy is permanently on his pedestal..

I pray it isnt, he wont recover if it is

Tito24 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:59:21 AM »

burn2live · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2011, 04:00:54 AM »

Sounds like she is looking for an excuse to be rid of him $:-\$

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2011, 04:11:59 AM »

I would go on the gh15 stack and piss in her mouth.

Tito24 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2011, 04:14:16 AM »

freespirit · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2011, 04:25:31 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on June 19, 2011, 04:14:16 AM

Quote from: Tito24 on June 19, 2011, 03:55:59 AM

That's 2 times, marcel. Are you confused?

Tito24 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2011, 04:27:58 AM »

dazed and confused my dutch hunk

Papper · « **Reply #15 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:31:06 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on June 19, 2011, 03:58:34 AM

I pray it isnt, he wont recover if it is

then again. i guess the world needs some chumps also..

Quote from: Tito24 on June 19, 2011, 03:59:21 AM

You would shave half her head

King Shizzo · « **Reply #16 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:37:59 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on June 19, 2011, 03:59:21 AM

I don't know why a sexy bitch like this would do that to herself

King Shizzo · « **Reply #17 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:42:54 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on June 19, 2011, 03:45:14 AM

What a pussy whipped bitch!Id have bent that hoe over the toilet bowl and dunked her head in while pounding her anus for such insolence !!A serious post from bb.com

"I hope someone here can help me. Last August, my wife told me that I was getting bigger and that she wanted me to lose some weight. Back then, I was 5'7 and 208 pounds. I was going to school full time and was working out when I had time and I managed to get down to 196 before spring break. My wife any myself were both happy with the results and she told me that she wanted me to get down to 180 since that is what I weighed when we got married. After spring break, I did not have too much time to workout since school was starting to get harder. I managed to gain all of the weight back.

I have been going to the gym 4 times a week now and my wife has been making comments about my weight. This morning, I was standing on the scale before a shower and she managed to sneak up behind me and see that I weighed in at 214! She was furious and said that she will give me until the end of August to get down to 180 or else she will file for a divorce. I am so hurt and devastated that I do not know how I can do this. I spent the better part of the morning weeping and now I want to try to come up with a plan in order to accomplish this goal. I talked to her at lunch today and she said she was serious about this.
She says that I don't deserve to be with her if I don't care about my body.

I really need help on making a game plan to get down to 180 before school starts. I was thinking about doing p90x twice a day plus going to the gym after work. Thanks to anyone who can help me with some advice! "

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=135543001

Honestly I think its a valid complaint. I think divorce is too drastic, she was probably just trying to scare him. If she stayed the same size, and this guy gained over 30 pounds of fat, She has a legit gripe. Too many times the shoe is on the other foot and its the woman that gets "secure" and blows up like a whale. You dont want to marry someone who looks a certain way and a few years later is a fat slob. False advertising.

Papper · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:57:41 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on June 19, 2011, 06:43:10 AM

Sev, wtf you up to?

He getting it on with one of those alien life forms he talks about lol

Tapeworm · « **Reply #19 on:** June 19, 2011, 08:56:28 AM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on June 19, 2011, 06:42:54 AM

Honestly I think its a valid complaint. I think divorce is too drastic, she was probably just trying to scare him. If she stayed the same size, and this guy gained over 30 pounds of fat, She has a legit gripe. Too many times the shoe is on the other foot and its the woman that gets "secure" and blows up like a whale. You dont want to marry someone who looks a certain way and a few years later is a fat slob. False advertising.

Seeing your point. To gain like that he'd have to sit on his ass and endlessly stuff his face. Witnessing it day after day would grind my gears. Man or woman, if you're gonna pull the ripcord like that, you deserve a telling off.

On the other hand, he should take better care of himself and getting rid of her is a part of that. If he had a serious accident or illness, and who doesn't sooner or later, this is not someone who is going to be very supportive through rough times.

haider · « **Reply #20 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:29:58 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on June 19, 2011, 03:55:59 AM

dude that shit isnt funny.

breakmore · « **Reply #21 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:35:24 AM »

Wow, if that story is serious what a fucking pussy.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:48:25 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on June 19, 2011, 04:14:16 AM

Dude, this one is hilarious..one of your best ever.

Tito24 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:58:14 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on June 19, 2011, 09:48:25 AM

Dude, this one is hilarious..one of your best ever.

its indeed fucking hilarious

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #24 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:04:59 AM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on June 19, 2011, 06:37:59 AM

I don't know why a sexy bitch like this would do that to herself

She's still sexy...that pic makes me want to rub my balls on the bald part of her head