Is it illegal to open someone's UPS package?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

This warehouse I worked at years ago, the UPS driver had a porn shop on the route as well. Everytime he had a large box of smut to deliver to them we would open the box and check it out. If any vids or mags really peaked my interest he would let me take them, a few at a time. I would then take a tape gun and reseal the box like new.
This driver ended up smoking some rock at lunch, crashed his UPS truck in a deep ditch, left it and stumbled to a buddys house close by. He was fired. Fun times.

lolz. Funny shit...

[gym**rat]

Were you a loader, unload, slide, sort smalls,..etc?

This sounds bad but I was the receiver. A stop on this drivers route. The porn shop was a block away so their boxes were staged real close to my shipments. The driver was a crazy-ass Hawaiian that was fucked up almost everyday. Backed into and tore the shit out of our overhead door on 3 instances. I would cover his ass since I was getting free porn.

[Doug_Steele]

This sounds bad but I was the receiver. A stop on this drivers route. The porn shop was a block away so their boxes were staged real close to my shipments. The driver was a crazy-ass Hawaiian that was fucked up almost everyday. Backed into and tore the shit out of our overhead door on 3 instances. I would cover his ass since I was getting free porn.

So, you never worked in the warehouse? 

[gym**rat]

So, you never worked in the warehouse? 

Sorry for the confusion. I did not work at the UPS warehouse, I worked at a warehouse on this crazy fucks route.

[Doug_Steele]

Sorry for the confusion. I did not work at the UPS warehouse, I worked at a warehouse on this crazy fucks route.

Gotcha.  the warehouse is as fucked up as you can get. I use to do driver helper and that shit was So-So and would drop shit off and pick shit up while dude sat in his truck.  Running the fucking mountains of S.C. in boots and through mud, rain and shit.  I have total respect for those drivers. 

[gym**rat]

Gotcha.  the warehouse is as fucked up as you can get. I use to do driver helper and that shit was So-So and would drop shit off and pick shit up while dude sat in his truck.  Running the fucking mountains of S.C. in boots and through mud, rain and shit.  I have total respect for those drivers. 

You are so correct. What amazes me is that the majority of those drivers are not that muscular, let alone the women drivers. But all day they unload those trucks. As you know depending on the route you may unload more than just one truck full. Plus UPS is still too cheap to put a/c in the trucks and damn do they get hot in the summer with that dark ass brown color. Not a job for the timid or weak.

[Doug_Steele]

You are so correct. What amazes me is that the majority of those drivers are not that muscular, let alone the women drivers. But all day they unload those trucks. As you know depending on the route you may unload more than just one truck full. Plus UPS is still too cheap to put a/c in the trucks and damn do they get hot in the summer with that dark ass brown color. Not a job for the timid or weak.

I know! the fuckin Humidity is the south almost killed us. We only had to pay 25cents for a big bottle of Dasani Water and i would drink eight of those in four hours.  Yea, i saw that the drivers would buy those fans and put them on their dashboards. UPS did not even have AC in the hub that i worked at, but they had fans that barely fuckin worked.  I would get in my car soaking wet. 3 1/2 years of that shit. UPS wanted you to break your back, tear your joint, break you down....I saw new guys that would come in and leave with-in the first ten minutes because they could not handle the workload. 

[Largerthanlife]

I know! the fuckin Humidity is the south almost killed us. We only had to pay 25cents for a big bottle of Dasani Water and i would drink eight of those in four hours.  Yea, i saw that the drivers would buy those fans and put them on their dashboards. UPS did not even have AC in the hub that i worked at, but they had fans that barely fuckin worked.  I would get in my car soaking wet. 3 1/2 years of that shit. UPS wanted you to break your back, tear your joint, break you down....I saw new guys that would come in and leave with-in the first ten minutes because they could not handle the workload. 

sounds like a great place to work at!  How long did you stay there?