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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2011, 01:50:56 PM »
What are your lifting stats, Stavios?
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2011, 01:58:04 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on June 23, 2011, 01:42:59 PM
as a person in the "Fitness industry" I can tell you that "Bootcamp" is all a gimmick for housewives to think that they are working hard.

It's all smoke and mirrors

you want a hard workout, get a weighted vest and run up some stairs

bullshit, my mom's one of those housewives who's skinny fat and at the gym 2 hours a day.

the other day, i was looking for something at my parents house, and saw that she had a weighted vest.

...then again, it'd probably work better if she put it on ever.
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2011, 01:59:52 PM »
I just hate the bitch who does bootcamps at my gym


Fucking tease
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2011, 02:05:53 PM »
Good for you!  Too many of these fuckers out there that think because you aren't doing what is "new", that it is inferior, all the while, looking like shit.
I always felt that the people who say they are going to the gym for their health were just too lazy to workout harder.
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2011, 02:07:06 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on June 23, 2011, 12:48:02 PM
the new trend at my gym is the "boot-camp" training. I don'T mind about it but it's not for me.
I tried it once, it was nice but I just prefer my regular training and with my fucked up shoulders I have a problem doing overhead movements.

anyway, I am training my legs and minding my own business. When the group of 20 retards who think they are doing a workout that nobody else could do comes out and say: "Hey Steve ! When will you try a real workout like us! " ( ::)) They say this everytime they come out of their "bootcamp"

Usually, I am nice to people but I am so pissed off about their little ego trip  that I yelled: "Well, when only 1 person out of your little squad actually stops looking like 10 lbs of shit in a 5lbs bag, I might get really motivated and try it again"

everybody laughed at them.


that was a little harsh but the dude who does the bootcamp keeps brainwashing them to think they are super-human because they do his workout and it pisses me off  ;D

safe to say they won't be bragging anymore
long ago in a far away land when i was young i worked from 5 o'clock in the morning till 200 in the morning the next day stacking soda cases to fulfill a contract. the lightest weighed 40  lbs the heaviest 60 lbs all day with just an half hour lunch break and 20 minutes supper break for 6 days straight.what did i do sunday, you guessed it lifted weights for 2 hours. next week was a breeze only an 80 hour 6 day work week.
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2011, 02:17:35 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on June 23, 2011, 12:48:02 PM
the new trend at my gym is the "boot-camp" training. I don'T mind about it but it's not for me.
I tried it once, it was nice but I just prefer my regular training and with my fucked up shoulders I have a problem doing overhead movements.

anyway, I am training my legs and minding my own business. When the group of 20 retards who think they are doing a workout that nobody else could do comes out and say: "Hey Steve ! When will you try a real workout like us! " ( ::)) They say this everytime they come out of their "bootcamp"

Usually, I am nice to people but I am so pissed off about their little ego trip  that I yelled: "Well, when only 1 person out of your little squad actually stops looking like 10 lbs of shit in a 5lbs bag, I might get really motivated and try it again"

everybody laughed at them.


that was a little harsh but the dude who does the bootcamp keeps brainwashing them to think they are super-human because they do his workout and it pisses me off  ;D

safe to say they won't be bragging anymore

LOL that's how it's done boys and girls!! BOOM!  ;D
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2011, 02:21:37 PM »
epic

next get at the crossfit fags

then take out the p90x twinks

everyone wants to act tuff n talk down to people like a big tuffguy whos huge without bothering tobe huge, and when women start doing it its a hoot, like lesbo volleyball chicks here by the beach, its like doyou shitheads get taht your a 2 or 1 on ten scale
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2011, 02:23:20 PM »
LOL awesome post stav!

You've said what's on everyone's mind!
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2011, 02:41:22 PM »
Quote from: wes on June 23, 2011, 01:50:15 PM
Stav,next time just headbutt the big mouthed offender square in the nose repeatedly, then tell them Wes said c`mon,one more rep,you can do it.........BOOTCAMP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


here here I second that!

adrian brody in predator 5 gave these twinks false confidence

treat em like cannon fodder
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2011, 02:48:21 PM »
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2011, 03:03:24 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on June 23, 2011, 02:59:39 PM


haha fuck those $$$, highly researched, state of the art, purpose built gym equipment. I am going to pay a gym membership to bench press a keg. 
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2011, 03:04:11 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on June 23, 2011, 03:03:24 PM
haha fuck those $$$, highly researched, state of the art, purpose built gym equipment. I am going to pay a gym membership to bench press a keg. 

lmao !!!!!  ;D
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2011, 03:11:48 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on June 23, 2011, 12:55:58 PM
Bullshit.  You want hard, try clearing brush for 8 hours in 100 degree weather a few days a week.

Not everyone is in a sheriffs work ordered highway clean up program
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2011, 03:15:34 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on June 23, 2011, 12:55:58 PM
Bullshit.  You want hard, try clearing brush for 8 hours in 100 degree weather a few days a week.

didnt know you approve of manual labor stud, it is quite negroid /superior african american of you to do such work  8)
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2011, 03:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on June 23, 2011, 02:59:39 PM


I like how people are making money do exercises my uncles did in Europe during the 40's ::)


Btw, dear crossfit,
You didn't invent the clean and press or the power snatch
Fuck off,
JNN

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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2011, 03:20:48 PM »
what a bunch of queers go outside and push the lawnmower in the summer heat
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2011, 03:31:57 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 23, 2011, 03:20:48 PM
what a bunch of queers go outside and push the lawnmower in the summer heat
fuck that, it's 108 outside. I,ll wait until the nice 100 degree dusk.
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2011, 03:32:11 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on June 23, 2011, 03:03:24 PM
haha fuck those $$$, highly researched, state of the art, purpose built gym equipment. I am going to pay a gym membership to bench press a keg. 

 ;D ;D ;D

Never underestimate these warriors risking their lives while under the keg  >:(
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2011, 03:36:43 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on June 23, 2011, 03:03:24 PM
haha fuck those $$$, highly researched, state of the art, purpose built gym equipment. I am going to pay a gym membership to bench press a keg. 
No shit huh.....just another fitness fad and a stupid one at that!
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2011, 03:55:10 PM »
Ive done a BOOTCAMP Class before, the exercises themselves arent hard, whats hard about that type of training is that the exercises are fast paced and back to back.I did one last year, i was all cocky going into it, thinking " i lift weights", this is gonna be easy. HA!  I tapped out after 20 min, walked out the front door and puked everywhere. Like i said, the exercises are easy, thier just fast paced/back to back. I STICK to weight training but its good to try something differant.
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2011, 04:10:11 PM »
Boot camp = gay
Booty camp = fine by my books!!

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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2011, 04:16:10 PM »
I'm waiting for all the women to start a "Brazilian Booty Camp", in which they do only high rep squats, leg curls, stiff legged deadlifts, lunges, hip thrusts, and for cardio, Samba in high heels...high heels are Mandatory...
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2011, 04:16:13 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on June 23, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
fuck that, it's 108 outside. I,ll wait until the nice 100 degree dusk.

temperature and exercise is relative the hotter the temperature the less exercise you are able to do
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Re: I melteddown at the gym yesterday
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2011, 04:18:52 PM »
If you have a set of stairs at home you can get one of the best workouts. Run up and down the stairs 100 times. At the end of that do mountain climbers (alternating legs) on the second step. Then do box jumps on the 4th step. You will have the endurance of a champ. Builds up your calfs and the muscles around your ankles. Sprints and jumprope are great to. You don't need a gym for cardio. It takes me thirty minutes roughly to do it 100 times. Bye the end of that im covered dripping in sweat. If you want to make it harder put dumbells or wear a weighted vest. I did these exercises in highschool I could dunk a basketball and I had blazing speed.
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