"Now entering the octagon, The Getbigistrator, Ron Avidan! Displaying a stone face that sends terror through even the most hardened fashionista, Ron is rocking the perfect outfit for the schmoe on the go. Brighter than the most radiant menora, even the hood can't disguise him from the lines of fitness hoes. Coupled with the 48 inch waist jeans and the eau de orange chicken, this media man has it all. One request, though, in the words of Lonnie Teper: "take off those sweats and let's have a look!!"
