Author Topic: were should i stick it? You decide!!! (Read 5601 times)

HTexan · « **on:** June 27, 2011, 08:59:41 PM »

So i was cleaning my little gun safe that i keep extra ammo in. and i found a promise ring, yes outed

, that an ex gave me from about 2 years back. I still really dislike this bitch. So what should i do with the ring? It a silver james avery ring. ( yes outed again

)

a.) Throw it down the sewer?
b.) Find the dirtiest truck stop and toss it in the shit fulled crapper?
c.) Give in to Goodwill?
d.) take in to the pet cemetery and leave it with all the other bitches?
e.) Throw it at her house?
f.)

wes mantooth · « **Reply #1 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:08:34 PM »

what the fuck is a promise ring?

whatever it is...take it to the pawn shop and buy a 6 pack of beer with it....

HTexan · « **Reply #2 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:16:54 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on June 27, 2011, 09:08:34 PM

what the fuck is a promise ring?

whatever it is...take it to the pawn shop and buy a 6 pack of beer with it....

it signify a commitment to a monogamous relationship. basically suppose to let other chicks know you have a girlfriend.
i think the pawn shop is too good for it

mitchyboy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:21:33 PM »

Brutal giving way to much importance to a piece of metal. Ur letting the bitch fuck with you 2 years later.Sad

Schmoff · « **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:21:44 PM »

ebay

wes mantooth · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:22:34 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on June 27, 2011, 09:16:54 PM

it signify a commitment to a monogamous relationship. basically suppose to let other chicks know you have a girlfriend.
i think the pawn shop is too good for it

1) gay

2) a fool and his money are soon parted. Why throw away money? If the relationship is over...you shouldnt act in a bitter way to get rid of the ring. (unless you are still hung up on this "girl") Thats childish....get loot for it....and drink beer

pawn it! or ebay it!

wes mantooth · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:24:58 PM »

Quote from: mitchyboy on June 27, 2011, 09:21:33 PM

Ur letting the bitch fuck with you 2 years later.Sad

yep. she gave him a promise ring to mark her territory. 2 years later its still being talked about....in public. might as well be a stamp on the forehead....or a leash

brutal texan....brutal

Howard · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:27:44 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on June 27, 2011, 09:16:54 PM

it signify a commitment to a monogamous relationship. basically suppose to let other chicks know you have a girlfriend.
i think the pawn shop is too good for it

Try to stick it up your ass to remind you of how doing something that lame is going to always leave you feeling fuked.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:29:39 PM »

HTexan · « **Reply #9 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:56:32 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on June 27, 2011, 09:24:58 PM

yep. she gave him a promise ring to mark her territory. 2 years later its still being talked about....in public. might as well be a stamp on the forehead....or a leash

brutal texan....brutal

pawn shop and beer FTW.

20inch calves · « **Reply #10 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:59:13 PM »

i would pawn it or sell it on ebay

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #11 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:01:23 PM »

Quote from: 20inch calves on June 27, 2011, 09:59:13 PM

i would pawn it or sell it on ebay

Send it to me and I'll take it off your hands. I love jewellery!

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #12 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:42:33 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on June 27, 2011, 09:29:39 PM

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Uhhh, yeah I think you made a small miscalculation in the amount of metal you need for those knucks, maybe like 13 of those rings would do..

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on June 27, 2011, 10:42:33 PM

Uhhh, yeah I think you made a small miscalculation in the amount of metal you need for those knucks, maybe like 13 of those rings would do..

lol

AbrahamG · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:20:36 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on June 27, 2011, 08:59:41 PM

So i was cleaning my little gun safe that i keep extra ammo in. and i found a promise ring, yes outed , that an ex gave me from about 2 years back. I still really dislike this bitch. So what should i do with the ring? It a silver james avery ring. ( yes outed again )

a.) Throw it down the sewer?
b.) Find the dirtiest truck stop and toss it in the shit fulled crapper?
c.) Give in to Goodwill?
d.) take in to the pet cemetery and leave it with all the other bitches?
e.) Throw it at her house?
f.)

You sound like a pussy and obviously have a small dick. Why not save it for a cock ring?

ricorico · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2011, 03:39:59 AM »

why don't you melt it down and make a bullet out of it.
You can then proceed to shoot your dick off as you clearly have no use for it

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2011, 03:42:59 AM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on June 27, 2011, 10:42:33 PM

Uhhh, yeah I think you made a small miscalculation in the amount of metal you need for those knucks, maybe like 13 of those rings would do..

Yeah but he's a badass obviously

As to the question....I would just leave the fucking thing where you found it, why "do" anything ?

oakman · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:12:21 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on June 27, 2011, 08:59:41 PM

So i was cleaning my little gun safe that i keep extra ammo in. and i found a promise ring, yes outed , that an ex gave me from about 2 years back. I still really dislike this bitch. So what should i do with the ring? It a silver james avery ring. ( yes outed again )

a.) Throw it down the sewer?
b.) Find the dirtiest truck stop and toss it in the shit fulled crapper?
c.) Give in to Goodwill?
d.) take in to the pet cemetery and leave it with all the other bitches?
e.) Throw it at her house?
f.)

take a walk through the mall when you see a young couple in love take the guy a side and punch him in the throat Then explain how this ring will be more painful then the previous shot he received. You can repeat this process day after day ridding the world of fags who buy promise rings... wtf are you 5

wes · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:25:35 AM »

Quote from: oakman on June 28, 2011, 10:12:21 AM

take a walk through the mall when you see a young couple in love take the guy a side and punch him in the throat Then explain how this ring will be more painful then the previous shot he received. You can repeat this process day after day ridding the world of fags who buy promise rings... wtf are you 5

The funniest post you ever made!

Hulkotron · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:29:02 AM »

Option D

Agent69 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:38:02 AM »

pawn shop----or send it to bikini slut.....

HTexan · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2011, 06:44:49 PM »

well, i pawned it. Then Bought some sam adams, and rented some movies with the money. Has anyone seen sucker punched?

SF1900 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2011, 06:47:46 PM »

I would have cherished the promise ring for all my days to come. I probably would have purchased a chain and wore the ring around the chain to ensure she stays close to my heart.

HTexan · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2011, 06:48:45 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on June 28, 2011, 06:47:46 PM

I would have cherished the promise ring for all my days to come. I probably would have purchased a chain and wore the ring around the chain to ensure she stays close to my heart.

Why? i dislike her.

no one · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2011, 06:55:01 PM »

yeah i'd say sell it. get something out of it at least.