tell them to post in the thunderdome 
My pops is to alpha for this forum. He doesn't waste his time on the interwebs. He runs five miles to start the day off. We have two pitbulls he ties one around his waste
with some kind of tether runs that one until it's tired goes inside hooks the other one up and runs that one to the ground. Then he goes and catches huge trout in the little streams in our town. He knows every good fishing hole within 100 square miles. Then he comes home does his weight training, he has a big tire in the backyard that he hits with sledge hammer like the old time fighters. He goes to work for 8 hours. Him and my mom work 7 days a week! Not one day off! He cooks in the 100 degree plus kitchen putting out quality food faster then anyone I have ever seen.
He has a ginormous garden in the back yard corn, peppers, cucumbers, squash, cherry trees, peach trees, fig trees, mulberry trees. He does all this by himself. He laughs at the internet doesn't even know how to turn on the computer. After work he comes home eats more food in one sitting then I can eat all day. Watches sportscenter takes care of the dogs. Does it all again the next day. Most amazing man I know. He escaped from fucking communist country when he was like 8. Never heard my dad cuss more than maybe once. Never seen him drunk. Never seen him hurt anyone. His hands look like fucken catchers mitts. They are so callused and fat from doing hard labor with his hands. We need more men like him.
