don't ya just love having a crap ?

[bradistani]

especially when you've had to hold it for a while until you can get to the bog.

then you can open your bowels and feel the relief as three huge logs let lose in quick succession.

that awesome feeling of lightness, like you've just lost a quick 5lbs in one go.

don't forget to inspect your handy work before flushing

huzzah for shitting 

[dyslexic]

Just when you thought you were through, you gotta go right back and do it again.


Comes with age. Look forward to it. 

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Yup. What a quality thread ...

[Palpatine Q]

especially when you've had to hold it for a while until you can get to the bog.

then you can open your bowels and feel the relief as three huge logs let lose in quick succession.

that awesome feeling of lightness, like you've just lost a quick 5lbs in one go.

don't forget to inspect your handy work before flushing

huzzah for shitting 

I was actually shitting on your father's forehead the other day when I took out a small deli scale, grabbed some chopsticks... and weighed it

[The Showstoppa]

This shit is getting serious.

[tendonitis]

what a shitty shitty thread

[Tito24]

taking a shit burger is good for dieting purposes. zero calories and great taste.

[makaveli25]

When I was bad on opiates I was only shitting like 2-3 times a week if I was lucky and they were terrible shits like little pebbles. How fucking horrible that was the worst side effect. Some days I didn't feel like doing anything from being so constipated. I had to try all these different things fiber, miralax, warm prune juice, they would all work for a week or two then stop working. Now when I go to take a shit I put a nice fat lip of skoal in and really enjoy it.

[gym**rat]

I don't like to shit. I take 10-325 vicodins for back pain and it locks me up. It is like an hour of cardio to shit out a milk dud. And when it does come out if feels like a baby's arm with an apple in it's fist and wearing 5 carat diamond rings. Not fun.  

[makaveli25]

I don't like to shit. I take 10-325 vicodins for back pain and it locks me up. It is like an hour of cardio to shit out a milk dud. And when it does come out if feels like a baby's arm with an apple in it's fist and wearing 5 carat diamond rings. Not fun.  

Sucks man I know how you feel. Try eating some more fiber. Opiates will do that to you.

[bradistani]

I don't like to shit. I take 10-325 vicodins for back pain and it locks me up. It is like an hour of cardio to shit out a milk dud. And when it does come out if feels like a baby's arm with an apple in it's fist and wearing 5 carat diamond rings. Not fun.  

have you tried smoking cannabis ? when i used to smoke weed, i'd have a weeks worth of dumps in one go, or piss like an elephant 

[wes]

Thank you for this weeks "Thread Of Shit" !! 

[Tito24]

can you imagine that good looking women shit too? its so sad

[Army of One]

I like to hold it at the thickest part so it stretches my rectum. (no homo)

[Tito24]

i hate it when i cant get the last particle out

[HTexan]

Kinky

[240 is Back]

f

[Tito24]

f

meanwhile in america

[bradistani]

can you imagine that good looking women shit too? its so sad

i don't believe you 

[_bruce_]

i hate it when i cant get the last particle out

 

[bradistani]

can you imagine having a dump like this everyday ?

you almost feel the relief as he unloads those boulders and draws his sphincter back in